After Death, I Became a Superhuman

Looking at She Miao lying on the hospital bed in the center of Kantu City, Jiang Bei fell silent.

After She Miao entered the hospital, he went to the emergency room. The doctor frowned slightly after examining his condition. She Miao's heart sank, but he still said, "Doctor, just tell me the situation. I can handle it."

He was somewhat of a fan of superhero movies and had seen various setups. He should have known that being transcendent was not that simple. It wasn't as easy as taking a pill and becoming a superhero. In the movies, those genetically mutated superheroes were all chosen ones, and the process of their mutation was almost impossible to replicate. If an ordinary person tried it, they would be done for in minutes.

However, just as he was mentally prepared for the worst, the doctor said, "Alcohol allergy. Just a drip will do."

She Miao: ╭(°A°`)╮

Huh?

"No, doctor, there must be a mistake somewhere," She Miao didn't believe it. "I had difficulty breathing at the time, almost passed out... Oh, right, I actually fainted. I feel like something is really wrong, maybe my meridians are severed, my genes are deteriorating, or my cells are aging rapidly..."

"No, it's just an acute alcohol allergy. Severe cases can cause difficulty breathing or even shock," the doctor said seriously. "Don't drink alcohol in the future. It's not a problem that can be solved by training your alcohol tolerance. Luckily, you didn't drink much, otherwise even a great immortal wouldn't be able to save you..."

She Miao: "......"

Not only him, even Jiang Bei, who was watching from a distance, fell into silence.

No, aren't the ingredients in these high-level potions usually something amazing, like Snow Melting Bone Pill or Demonic Beast Essence? Alcohol... seems a bit too ordinary, doesn't it?

But when he thought about the fact that the kid next door could activate excessive growth by drinking baijiu, it seemed to make some sense.

As She Miao lay on the hospital bed, with the medicine dripping into the bottle, Jiang Bei silently looked at Xiao Qi beside him.

"You said it was safe, didn't you?"

"It should be safe," Xiao Qi innocently replied. "But who knew he had an alcohol allergy."

"No need to explain, back rub for a week, as you said."

Xiao Qi looked aggrieved. "Does the alcohol allergy count?"

"......"

Jiang Bei returned to the hall and opened the interface again, only to find that there was a new member in the alliance, apart from himself. Finally, he wasn't alone.

He clicked on She Miao's name, and a list of selectable options appeared. They were "Training," "Rest," "Missions," and "Communication."

Each option had further subdivisions. For example, under training, there were options for potion adjustment, equipment adjustment, combat sparring, and training room special training.

But he wondered, can these really be useful when the person is lying on a hospital bed with a drip?

After hesitating for a moment, he clicked on the "Training" button with a mindset of giving it a try. The interface then displayed options for "Easy," "Normal," "Difficult," and "Hell" difficulty levels.

Jiang Bei fell into deep thought.

Hmm... should I try Hell difficulty first?

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She Miao didn't remember falling asleep.@@novelbin@@

He lay on the hospital bed, with the drip, in a dazed state. It seemed that in a split second, he was already standing in a dark room.

She Miao blinked his eyes, feeling a little confused by the darkness surrounding him.

What is this?

What's going on?

How do I deal with this?

"The training room has been activated. Difficulty level selected: 'Hell'," a low, cold voice echoed in the hall, making She Miao shiver.

It sounded very ominous.

He stiffly turned his head and saw a figure standing in the darkness.

Standing there ominously, like a demon lurking under the shadow of a dim light on a deserted night road. The silhouette was blurry and short, reminding She Miao of the little girl from The Shining.

At that moment, She Miao's heart almost stopped.

The next second, the lights in the training room turned on.

Under the light, the blurry and short silhouette revealed its true form. It had a pale face, a furry red body, and a red hole on top of its head. It approached She Miao step by step...

She Miao looked at this small figure that only reached his waist and was instantly dumbfounded.

This... Teletubbies?

She Miao couldn't help but laugh and cry, and his heart rate fluctuated.

Is this it?

Just as his fear disappeared in an instant.

The Teletubbies suddenly kicked off the ground, and its small body flew into the air, performing a mid-air kick. It was so fast, like a red lightning bolt, that She Miao didn't even have a chance to react. He took the kick with his face, and his head almost turned 180 degrees. His body spun and flew out, hitting the metal gate like a pile of mud being thrown.

He was surprised that he was still alive.

The Teletubbies landed on the ground, its body swaying cutely. After stabilizing itself, it waved its small hand.

"One more time, one more time," it said in a childish voice.

She Miao: "......"

Jiang Bei in the endless hall couldn't help but be amazed by this scene.

"It must be very painful this time," he commented, glancing at Xiao Qi, who had been pulled over by him again. "Are you sure this training room is absolutely safe? That last hit looked like it could have killed someone..."

"It's okay. The training room is a combination of virtual programs and reality. The injuries he receives here will feel very real, but only a part of it is real, not entirely real," Xiao Qi said.

The description of the training room in the hall also said the same thing. Training and leveling up in the training room had the effect of enhancing various skills. Some senior members of the Endless Alliance stored their abilities and skills in the endless hall. By undergoing corresponding training, one could absorb their experience at a speed several times faster than an ordinary person.

It seemed that She Miao was sensing something now. He shook his head and, when he stood up again, he seemed to have a moment of enlightenment. He turned around and assumed a standard combat stance.

The Teletubbies charged again. In an instant, She Miao seemed to have gained some kind of fighting instinct deep within him. He took a step to the side as if possessed, and with a flicker of his body, he threw a beautiful right hook...

Bang.

She Miao's vision went black, and he was once again knocked down.

"This one looks really heavy," Jiang Bei commented. "I think his nose might be broken."

"It's okay. I told you, it's a half-real, half-fake injury. He'll be fine," Xiao Qi said, her bag of Mi Tuo snacks disappearing and now tearing open a bag of Qiduo.

"It looks pretty real."

Jiang Bei reached out to grab the Qiduo bag in Xiao Qi's hand. Xiao Qi slapped his hand away like a protective cat.

Jiang Bei awkwardly withdrew his hand and continued asking, "By the way, why is it Teletubbies? Are all the senior members of the alliance so childlike?"

Being beaten up by the Teletubbies must be a bit strange. Jiang Bei felt that the new members of the alliance might develop a psychological shadow towards the Teletubbies if this continued. It suddenly felt like the sadistic taste of a big shot.

"This is not the senior members' fault. The training room's simulated enemy is based on the imagination of the person who set it up, which is now you..." Xiao Qi said, finding it strange as well. "Speaking of which, I also find it strange. Why is your simulated enemy like this? It's the first time I've seen such an enemy."

Jiang Bei was stunned, then suddenly realized something. "Wait, could it be because I was imagining the Teletubbies just now? I have a habit of looping Teletubbies whenever I watch horror movies or play games because it feels like it can ward off evil..."

As he spoke, his right hand once again reached out restlessly towards the Qiduo bag in Xiao Qi's hand.

Snap.

It was slapped away by a paw once again.

At this moment, She Miao, who had stood up for the third time, rubbed his waist like an old man and made a pause gesture. "Wait a moment, I think my pants are loose..."

Bang bang bang.

The Teletubbies didn't give him any face, and this time, it even launched a series of attacks. She Miao fell to the ground again, and the Teletubbies hopped and jumped beside him, shouting, "One more time! One more time!"

She Miao: "......"