After Listening to What Inside My Mind the Female Leads Want to Flung Into My Harem

Lin Huanxi finally couldn't take it anymore.

She opened her mouth and retched heavily, then quickly ran into the bedroom and slammed the door shut to express her anger.

As for Lin Huanxi's anger, Ye Qiu didn't take it too seriously.

He just lost a bit of face today; after all, hadn't he lost enough face after living off a woman for five years?

Once he gradually shows his strength and treats her better, she'll naturally fall head over heels for him!

Women, they all admire strength!

"I can't take it anymore, it's too disgusting."

Liu Shufen laughed so hard her stomach hurt, clutching her belly as she hurried out.

If she stayed any longer, she feared she'd laugh herself to death right there.

Hou Caichun suddenly realized something and quickly chased after her, reminding her as they walked outside.

"Shufen, we've been friends for many years. Please don't spread what happened today, I'm begging you as a sister."

As she said this, her face looked as if Ye Qiu had smeared it with filth.

This shameless fool could do such a thing, but she still had her pride.

If word got out, it would be embarrassing enough for her.

If the old master found out, they might even be kicked out of the Lin Family.

"Alright, alright, I definitely won't say anything. You know how tight-lipped I am."

Liu Shufen agreed wholeheartedly, laughing so hard she could barely stand.

She was laughing happily, but Hou Caichun couldn't muster a smile, tears swirling in her belly as she lamented her family's misfortune.

After leaving the Lin Family, Liu Shufen got back in her car and opened WeChat, starting to send messages in a bestie group chat.

"@everyone."

"Ladies, I've got something hilarious to tell you."

"I just went to play mahjong with Hou Caichun, and guess what?"

"Hey, Ye Qiu, the king of freeloaders, is something else. After eating, he went to the kitchen to wash dishes."

"He took two steps, and suddenly there was a loud noise, scaring me into thinking someone was setting off fireworks."

"But when I looked closely, it was this fool having diarrhea, oh my god..."

She vividly described the scene in the group, her words painting a picture in everyone's minds.

"Hahahahaha."

"I'm dying of laughter, let's call him the King of Diarrhea from now on."

"He really disgraced the Lin Family, and today was Lin Tiancheng's seventieth birthday, and he still caused trouble."

The group chatted away, the WeChat group filled with a lively atmosphere.

Under the gossip of these women, the story quickly spread throughout Yanjing.

It's said that when the jubilant Lin Tiancheng, celebrating his birthday, heard about it, he was so angry that his blood pressure spiked, and he fainted on the spot.

...

As the main culprit, Tang Yu had actually anticipated this scene, he just couldn't witness it firsthand.

The laxative he had added was enough to make an elephant collapse from exhaustion.

If it weren't for Ye Qiu being an early-stage ancient martial artist of the Heavenly Realm, he might have already been rushed to the hospital.

"Young Master Tang, how do you find this place? If it's not to your liking, I can find you another neighborhood."

At this moment, Zhou Ganghao was showing Tang Yu around a villa.

This neighborhood was a development by their company, with a few well-located, fully furnished villas reserved.

"It's quite nice, no need to change."

Tang Yu waved his hand, satisfied with the villa, and took a tour inside with Zhou Ganghao.

The villa, including the basement, had four floors, with an internal area of about 420 square meters, and came with a pool and garden outside. It was indeed quite spacious for one person.

"Young Master Tang, if it's too empty for you to live alone, should I arrange for a cook and some servants?"

Zhou Ganghao thoughtfully suggested.

"Just arrange for someone to come clean daily, no need for servants."

Tang Yu shook his head, somewhat regretting not bringing Chi Yin and Ling Han along.

Having those two around would certainly make the days lively.

Occasionally playing some punishment games with them, hehe.

Once things settle down, he'll have them come to Yanjing.

"Alright, Young Master Tang, you rest first. If you need anything, feel free to contact me."

Zhou Ganghao smiled slightly, greeted him, and left the villa, rubbing his hands together with excitement as he walked out.

Young Master Tang staying in a villa instead of a hotel clearly meant he planned to stay in Yanjing for a while.

This was his golden opportunity to make a name for himself!

Not to mention, helping Young Master Tang win over that famous beauty from the Lin Family wouldn't be too much, right?

"If Young Master Tang wants to be Cao Cao, I'll be Dian Wei to protect him, ensuring he wins the lady."

He thought to himself.

Back in the villa, Tang Yu suddenly sneezed.

He rubbed his nose, not paying it much mind.

He was quite satisfied with Zhou Ganghao's performance today, knowing when to advance and retreat without any backstabbing, clearly a talent worth nurturing.

This time in Yanjing, he was here to earn rewards, not to rush into a confrontation with Ye Qiu, so he wanted to avoid direct conflict as much as possible.

"Shitty System, where's my reward?"

Lying on the sofa, Tang Yu asked in his mind.

"Ding, the host successfully completed the plot, reward: cultivation enhancement."

The system's voice immediately sounded.

This time, the reward was quite straightforward.

Tang Yu quickly felt the change in his internal energy.

His strength, which had just broken through to the early stage of the Heavenly Realm, increased significantly, stabilizing his realm completely.

"Nice, not bad."

With his strength directly reaching the early stage of the Heavenly Realm, Tang Yu was quite pleased with the reward.

This way, if a plot required him to take action, dealing with Ye Qiu would be much easier.

For instance, playing the role of a family enforcer or bodyguard to give him a good beating.

Hehe.

Just as Tang Yu was enjoying himself, the surrounding space suddenly shifted, and he found himself back in the divine tree space.

Upon entering the divine tree space, Tang Yu sensed the divine tree's aura growing stronger.

But what puzzled him was that a swing was tied to one of the divine tree's branches, and a little girl was sitting on it, swinging back and forth.

The little girl had long golden hair, a red bow on her head, a chubby, fair, and adorable face, and her bright blue eyes were curiously observing Tang Yu.

"Who are you?"

Tang Yu didn't expect to see a little girl suddenly appear in his divine tree space.

Judging by her appearance, she seemed about six or seven years old, giving Tang Yu an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

The little girl swung off the swing and floated in front of Tang Yu.

She leaned in and sniffed him, then her eyes sparkled as she exclaimed, "Yu Yu."

"Yu Yu?"

Tang Yu was momentarily stunned before realizing she was calling his name.

"Yu Yu Yu Yu."

The little girl giggled and jumped onto Tang Yu's back, rubbing his hair with her hands.

"Are you the tree?"

Upon closer contact, Tang Yu sensed the aura from her, unmistakably that of his divine tree.

"Call me Granny!"

The little girl reached out to tug at Tang Yu's face, giggling as she said it.

Tang Yu really couldn't bring himself to call a little girl who looked like she could be his daughter "Granny."

"I'm over nine thousand years old, what's wrong with calling me Granny? Or do you want to call me wife? Do you know that's a seven-year sentence? Yu Yu, do you have any shame?"

PS: May you wake up tonight with two wives in your bed, one a loli and the other an elegant lady, both rich. Don't forget to support with free gifts, received over a hundred yesterday, enough for two bowls of fried noodles, giving me the strength to write while living under a bridge! Thanks for the support, brothers, hehe.