Baby Serendipity: The Whole World Fell In Love With Me

Chapter 29: Chapter 28: A Little Bit of Courtesy Chapter 29: Chapter 28: A Little Bit of Courtesy Su Chenfei was busy blowing rainbows up his little auntie’s ass.

“My little auntie’s the strongest on earth and in heaven, heh heh heh.”

Originally a clean-cut boy, he just had to smile with his mouth open, looking like a complete simpleton.

When Qin Tao came closer and saw Su Chenfei like this, he couldn’t help but think: if that kid were still here, today’s headline would definitely be ‘Su Chenfei’s high on drugs and has lost his mind.’

He reflexively touched the string of beads in his hand and struck up a conversation with Mianmian, “Little auntie’s so awesome, managing to move such a heavy table.”

Mianmian really didn’t like Qin Tao.

She frowned slightly, nodded at Qin Tao while maintaining a bit of politeness, then turned and dashed into the house, shouting crisply, “Grandpa Zhao, Grandma Zhao, Mianmian’s here to help move the chairs.”

Qin Tao didn’t mind, and he willingly went up to the table, saying cheerfully, “Ah, this table is positioned crookedly, let me help you move it into place.”

While talking, he put his hands on the table and tried to lift it with a smile on his face. But when he applied force, the table didn’t budge, and instead he felt a sudden pain in his back.

Qin Tao was stunned, let go of the table, and looked at it in disbelief.

What was going on? He was an adult man and he couldn’t lift the table, so how could a child like Su Mianmian lift it up as if she was performing some kind of acrobatic act?

At that moment, Mianmian came out carrying a chair, followed by two elderly people.

Grandma Zhao was still talking, “My, this child is really something, old man, if I remember correctly, our table is made of old rosewood, right? It weighs a hundred pounds.”

Grandpa Zhao replied with a chuckle, “That’s right, wife, not to mention, it makes eating outside so much brighter.”

By the time they finished their conversation, Su Chenfei also felt that the table was not properly positioned. He lifted the table and changed the angle, “Mm, Brother Tao is right, it was indeed crooked. It looks much better this way.”

Qin Tao watched as Su Chenfei lifted the table so easily and his face turned green.

He had clearly intended to expose that it was impossible for a kid like Su Mianmian to lift the table, so how come he now ended up being the contrast to Su Chenfei?

If Su Chenfei could lift the table so easily and he couldn’t, wouldn’t that reveal that his usual fitness persona was fake?

Fearing his public image would crumble, Qin Tao quickly made excuses, “Hiss, I think I must have accidentally strained my back a couple of days ago, that’s why I couldn’t lift it.”

Su Chenfei quickly comforted Qin Tao, “You strained your back? Lucky that your task is to play with the kids. You better go and rest, and don’t walk around too much.”

Qin Tao waved his hand awkwardly and walked away holding his back.

Inside the live broadcasting room, the bullet comments were all discussing this.

[I was wondering why brother Tao couldn’t lift it, turns out he strained his back.]

[Brother Tao is so committed to his acting, never uses a stunt double, didn’t expect him to get hurt, how’s he going to manage the tasks for the next few days?]

[Sigh, Qin Tao’s fans just keep making excuses for him, he seemed so confident about lifting the table but couldn’t do it, clearly he was just pretending to be strong without actual strength.]

[Agree with the above, I hurt my back before and couldn’t even squat, and there he was squatting so easily just now, still trying to spin this, it’s hilarious.]

Naturally, someone posted the video of Qin Tao unable to lift the table online.

Since his reputation was originally so good, now that there was this bit of negative press, it was reposted incessantly by some news sites and, in no time, it also hit the trending searches, sandwiched between #Three-and-Half-Year-Old Hercules and #Shadow Emperor Qin Can’t Move a 100 Pound Table#.

Many who didn’t watch the variety show were drawn in by the topic of the three-and-a-half-year-old Hercules and clicked into Su Chenfei’s live-stream.

They just saw the silhouette of Little Douding, with two small butterfly hair clips on top of her head, dressed in a neat white sports outfit, holding up the back of a solid wood chair.

The chair was bigger and taller than the entirety of Little Douding!

Isn’t this too impressive? There really are such naturally gifted strongmen?

And when the chair was moved outside and the camera angle switched to Little Douding’s front, the new audience was stunned.

How come she’s so adorable?

Look at those curly lashes framing big bright eyes, and look at that plump and adorable little face, along with that earnest and endearing expression.

What kind of celestial fairy child is this!

Suddenly, Su Chenfei’s live broadcast room gained hundreds of thousands of new viewers.

Mianmian had moved all the chairs and was quite the performer, raising her chubby little hands to wipe her forehead and flashing a smile at Su Chenfei as she said, “Uncle-grandson, Mianmian has moved them all, let’s start breakfast.”

She sat obediently in her chair, waiting for her meal.

Su Chenfei turned around to help the elders bring out breakfast. Three full bowls of chicken noodle soup were brought out, sprinkled with green onions on top, smelling delicious.

Grandma Zhao kindly said, “Children, eat up. Later on, we have to help the sow give birth, it’s going to be quite troublesome.”

Mianmian smiled sweetly, “Okay, Mianmian wants to see the little piglets.”

The aroma from the table kept wafting over to Qin Tao.

Qin Tao had to pretend his back was giving him trouble, occasionally touching his back and sipping his dry porridge.

Li Gao, exhausted from chasing the kids to eat, came back to the table and made a polite remark, “Sorry, there’s no woman in the house, I only know how to make these simple meals.”

Qin Tao found the thin porridge distasteful but had to keep a smile on his face, “No problem, no problem, drinking porridge in the morning is good for the stomach.”

Every now and then he glanced over to Su Chenfei’s side, where the bowls of chicken noodle soup smelled so wonderful that his resentment was almost too much to hold back.

Qin Hao also lusted after the noodles on the next table, but he didn’t dare say anything and just sipped from the small bowl of porridge he’d been served.

After breakfast, it was time to start working for the chosen family.

Su Chenfei washed his hands according to Grandpa Zhao’s instructions, put on a clean gown, and followed the elderly couple to the pigsty.

When they arrived, they discovered that the elderly couple kept quite a few pigs; there were five of them all in the sty.

One of the pigs had a bulging belly and was lying on its side, grunting.

This was a sign that labor was imminent.

This time, Grandpa Zhao and Grandma Zhao only needed to assist, so they brought over some medicine and the necessary items. The pigsty wasn’t clean enough, so they had to lead the sow into a separate, clean birthing pen to give birth.

Grandpa Zhao suggested luring the sow out with an apple, so Su Chenfei took the apple from his hand and held it in front of the sow’s nose.

Even though the pigpen was dirty and stinky, he didn’t mind at all and looked very serious.

Mianmian was also there, looking sternly at the sow’s belly and remarking, “Mom said that when she gave birth to me, she also had a big belly and it was really hard.”

Grandma Zhao, hearing Mianmian say this, teased the little one, “Oh, our Mianmian knows how to feel for her mom.”

Su Chenfei was terrified at the mention of parents to Mianmian; now that she brought up the topic herself, he was extremely nervous, looking at her, afraid that the little auntie would cry.

If he hadn’t thought that it would seem strange to tell everyone he met not to bring up little auntie’s parents, Su Chenfei really wanted to use a loudspeaker to announce to the world, “None of you are allowed to mention my little auntie’s parents.”

[Will our little auntie think of her mom and cry again?]

[Sigh, she said her parents couldn’t come now, where are her mom and dad?]

[It seems we can screenshot Su’s expression again, he’s so anxious about the little auntie crying, such a cute little puppy. ]

In everyone’s anxiousness, Mianmian shyly pressed her lips together and smiled, “Hmm, Mianmian super loves mom! And likes dad too, because it was hard for dad to take care of mom.”

“When Mianmian was just an infant, I was not very behaved, always crying, so mom and dad couldn’t get a good night’s sleep.”

“Luckily Mianmian has grown up, I’m a big kid now. Mianmian will work hard to wake mom and dad up.”

Her words about waking up struck a silent chord with Grandma Zhao and Grandpa Zhao.

For adults, a child’s talk about waking up their parents, who can’t wake up, meant the parents had passed away.

The two elderly people glanced at each other and quickly moved past the subject, “Mianmian is such a good girl. Let’s help mama piggy give birth to the little babies quickly, okay?”

Mianmian nodded her head and then suddenly exclaimed, “Ah, Uncle-Grandson, the mama pig is going to eat your hand!”

Su Chenfei turned around and was startled as well.

The sow had already gotten up and was nibbling at the apple, getting close to his hand. He quickly let go of the apple in his hand and grabbed another one, retreating as Grandpa Zhao had instructed.

In the live broadcast room, the viewers also heard Mianmian mention that her parents had fallen asleep and could not wake up, and they sighed.

Their little auntie, although very capable, had things she couldn’t do; her parents were deceased, and it was such a pitiful fate.