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Chapter 185: Since you're so kind to invite me, this cat will not stand on ceremony



Chapter 185: Since you’re so kind to invite me, this cat will not stand on ceremony

“Gulp, gulp, gulp”

After Li Li and Yue Yue left, on the wall at the back of the alley, the sound of barely audible swallowing could be heard. Looking closely, one could see a human-like shadow on the wall.

But upon closer inspection, it wasn’t entirely human. Its enormous head resembled an alien creature, and its slender limbs ended in beast-like claws.

At this moment, the shadow slowly crawled down from the wall and headed towards the dark sewer. As it moved, a faint voice could be heard:

“Soon, soon. When night falls, I’ll be able to come out and forage for food. Damn this Age of Dharma Decline, it’s made me lose most of my power. But it doesn’t matter, I just need a little time to recover.”

“Splash!”

After something fell into the water, the alley fell silent once more.

“Mom, look who this is! Surprise! Are you surprised?” At the door, Yue Yue stepped back, revealing Li Li. She said to her mother, “Ta-da!”

“So surprised, so unexpected,” Yue’s Mother replied flatly, squatting down and poking Li Li’s round face. “Isn’t this our Sea King Cat, the Scumbag Cat? Are you here to redeem your meal ticket today?”

She had seen the Big-Faced Cat’s video. She didn’t expect that the Big-Faced Cat in front of her could actually do such a thing, deceiving all the students in the school and even the shop owners outside the school.

And their family was obviously among those who were deceived. The key was that these two, father and daughter, were willingly deceived.

“Meow meow~(Yes, Auntie. This cat is here to redeem the meal ticket. I remember you said that I could come over for a meal if I was hungry. )” Li Li nodded his big head seriously in response.

Although he wasn’t good at memorizing texts in his previous life, his ability to remember things was still good. Didn’t Auntie say he could come over for a meal when he was hungry?

“You greedy cat are really honest. It seems you didn’t understand the meaning behind my words.” Seeing this, Yue’s Mother couldn’t help but sigh and let Li Li in.

As expected, when talking to a cat, it’s better to be straightforward. They simply couldn’t understand the other meanings implied in her words.

“Mom, Big-Faced Cat is just a cat. Don’t have such high expectations for him. How could he know how to cheat for food and drink? He just wants to eat.” Yue Yue, who understood the underlying meaning of her mother’s words, spoke up. Her mother was a master of subtle sarcasm, but please don’t use it on Big-Faced Cat.

Big-Faced Cat wasn’t like them, with so many tricks up his sleeve.

“Okay, I understand. Take Big-Faced Cat to eat. You’re so happy raising a cat for someone else.” Yue’s Mother said exasperatedly, then closed the door.

Her silly daughter, spending money and energy on the Big-Faced Cat. As a result, this Big-Faced Cat would eat and leave, without any intention of staying, treating their home as a canteen. But this silly girl was willing to do it.

“Big-Faced Cat, how do you want your steak cooked today? Do you want ketchup or black pepper sauce?”

“By the way, Big-Faced Cat, do you want noodles? If not, I’ll just add an egg for you.” Yue Yue, who was busy in the kitchen, asked, but didn’t hear any response. Turning around, she saw the chubby figure rubbing against her mother’s trousers.

That posture, without looking, she knew he was trying to please her mother.

“You Big-Faced Cat, why are you here instead of staying with that girl?” Yue’s Mother asked, pinching Li Li’s round face and picking him up.

Although she knew this cat liked to cheat for food and drink, she had to admit that he was very good at pleasing people.

No wonder her daughter was willingly deceived.

“Meow meow~(This cat is very clear about who’s in charge of this house. )” Li Li muttered, his face being pinched. Wanting to eat in a place long-term? Of course, he had to please the real person in charge of this place. It was obvious that in this house,

the woman in front of him was the one who had the final say. Everyone had to listen to her. As long as he pleased her, would he ever have to worry about not having food in the future?

“Big-Faced Cat, why are you here with Mom? I’m making you food, hello?” Yue Yue, who came over with a spatula, said with her hands on her hips.

Damn Big-Faced Cat, did he know who was making him food? Why did he run to her mother?

“I know, you’re the best. But I have to please Auntie now, you know? She heard some rumors and misunderstood me. I have to change her impression of me as soon as possible. You don’t want me to be unable to come here in the future, do you?” Facing Yue Yue’s questioning, Li Li replied calmly.

He wasn’t doing this for himself, but also for her. She didn’t want him to be unable to come here in the future, did she?

“Is that really all? Okay then, but you have to come to me later.” Hearing this, Yue Yue hesitated for three seconds before running back to the kitchen.

“What’s this silly girl muttering about?” Yue’s Mother shook her head, then stroked Li Li’s big head and said, “Big-Faced Cat, you’re cheating for food and drink outside anyway. Since that’s the case, why don’t you come here to cheat more often? This girl misses you so much, you know how many times she talks about you every day?”

Although this Big-Faced Cat was a swindler, who let her daughter like him? As a mother, she had no choice but to try to help.

Moreover, this Big-Faced Cat had a home. He only came here for a meal each time, and didn’t need to have his litter box cleaned or his fur brushed. For her, this was much easier than raising a cat at home.

“Meow meow~(It’s Auntie who asked me to come, not this cat shamelessly begging to come. )” Hearing this, Li Li’s eyes instantly lit up. He was put down. “Go, go to the kitchen. That girl wants you to go over there.”  

“Meow meow~(Oh, okay. )” Li Li replied, and walked towards the kitchen with small steps.

He could smell the aroma of butter and the sizzling of frying meat. He could tell that lunch was almost ready.

All he had to do was wait at the door.

“Big-Faced Cat, you’re here. Wait a moment, your lunch will be ready soon.” Yue Yue, seeing Li Li coming, said happily, feeling that her efforts were not in vain. At least this bad cat, Big-Faced Cat, knew how good she was to him.

“Okay.” Li Li nodded and continued to wait patiently. He wasn’t a very patient cat, but if it was for the food that was about to reach his mouth, he would wait a little longer.

Soon, the steak was served. Looking at Li Li, whose eyes were shining as he followed, Yue Yue reminded him, “Big-Faced Cat, the steak is still very hot, you can’t eat it now. Otherwise, your mouth will get blisters.”

Even if Big-Faced Cat was a demon, he couldn’t possibly eat the freshly cooked steak in one bite, right? So he still had to wait.

“This cat knows. This cat just wants to stay next to the steak. I don’t plan to eat it now.” Li Li, staring at the steak and swallowing, replied. He wasn’t stupid, how could he eat it now? He was just guarding the steak.

“That’s good. Big-Faced Cat, you watch it slowly. I’ll go eat first.” Yue Yue smiled and went to get a bowl to serve rice.

Now that Big-Faced Cat’s meal was taken care of, she should eat too.

“Mm-hmm.” Li Li replied absentmindedly, lowering his head and biting the steak with his teeth.

It wasn’t particularly hot, still within his tolerance. If he wanted to eat it now, he could completely finish it in one bite, but there was another pair of eyes watching him in the living room, so it was better for him to be honest.

Besides, there was another thing that bothered him. Why would a ghost appear near Yue Yue’s house? Logically speaking, it shouldn’t appear here. He knew from Sister Hong Fu that there were ghost cultivators and ghosts in the cultivation world.

But that was because the cultivation world had spiritual energy, and the deceased creatures possessed powerful souls. They were born after a series of circumstances.

But in this world where spiritual energy was not apparent, logically speaking, they shouldn’t exist, especially since this ghost had come to Yue Yue’s house.

This all proved that these ghosts were not few in number. After all, the countryside was more suitable for these guys than the city.

But since they had even appeared in the city, it proved that there were definitely more of them.

What was the most appropriate way to describe it? It was like, “When you see one cockroach, there’s actually a whole bunch of them in the room.”

And to deal with these ghosts? Besides using spiritual energy, there was only mental attack.

All other physical means were useless to them. Of course, unless you could summon lightning. Ghosts were still very afraid of this thing. Or rather, there was nothing in the world that wasn’t afraid of it.

“Big-Faced Cat, are you spacing out?” Yue Yue, who was holding a bowl of rice, asked.

She saw that Big-Faced Cat hadn’t moved for a long time, so she came over curiously.

“No, I’m waiting for the steak to cool down a bit.” Li Li, whose mind was blank, replied after raising his head.

Of course, he wouldn’t tell her about this kind of thing, lest he scare her. As for that ghost? He would go back and deal with it later.

He wouldn’t allow such a dangerous guy to exist in his foraging area.

“Really? Then let me flip it over for you. It’ll cool down faster this way.” Yue Yue said with a smile, and flipped the steak over.

Seeing this, Li Li continued to wait. The steak was still steaming. When the steak stopped steaming, it would be time for him to start eating.

This process didn’t take long. The steam on the steak disappeared. Li Li also successfully ate the delicious steak.

“Big-Faced Cat, have you finished eating? Let’s go back to my room and play.” Seeing this, Yue Yue said with a smile, and carried Li Li towards her room, not giving him any time to react.

Li Li felt speechless, but he still cooperated. He also gave Yue Yue the reward she wanted.

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