Childhood Sweethearts: He's Jealous Again!

Chapter 146: Chapter 146: Is There Something Wrong with This Guy’s Brain?

Gu Zhihan and Luo Mengmeng suddenly stopped in their tracks.

Especially Gu Zhihan, who narrowed his eyes slightly and scanned him indifferently, “What did you see?”

The uncle said, “I saw you kissing Luo Mengmeng!”

“Oh…” Gu Zhihan nodded nonchalantly and then strode forward to walk past him.

“You stop right there!” When the uncle saw him about to leave, he quickly reached out to hold him back, “Gu Zhihan, what kind of attitude is that? Let me tell you, as a man, you need to understand responsibility. Since you’ve already tarnished our Luo Mengmeng’s innocence, you better be ready to take full responsibility for her!”

Even though he wasn’t exactly fond of her, as long as his niece liked him, he would forcibly endure the discomfort and accept him as his future nephew-in-law!

“A kiss is considered tarnishing innocence?” Gu Zhihan’s expressionless face finally showed some emotion as he helplessly and speechlessly twitched the corners of his lips.

If that was considered tarnishing innocence, then what about those places where kissing is a social etiquette… wouldn’t that be…

“Isn’t it?” The uncle, seeing his carefree attitude, could not help but yell at him, loudly sharing a secret, “Don’t you know that kissing can get a girl pregnant?”

“!!!”

Upon hearing this, Gu Zhihan and Luo Mengmeng exchanged a baffled look.

This guy doesn’t have a problem with his brain, right?

Seeing their expressions, the uncle thought they were scared, so he quickly added, “So, Gu Zhihan, you must take full responsibility for Mengmeng. If she really is pregnant, you can take a break from school to have the baby, and then when your child is old enough for school, the three of you can go back to school together.”

“???”

Gu Zhihan and Mengmeng couldn’t help but exchange glances again, both of their lips twitching violently.

“You might want to get your head checked out at the neurology department,” Gu Zhihan said, patting his shoulder sympathetically before walking right past him towards the park exit.

“Hey, are you saying I have a problem with my brain?” The uncle instantly got puffed up with anger, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to start a fight. “Gu Zhihan, stop right there, I’m going to beat you up!”

After saying that, he was about to chase after Gu Zhihan.

“Uncle, don’t deny it, your head really does have a problem,” Luo Mengmeng quickly grabbed his shirttail with alert hands and looked at him with an exasperated expression, “Please, kissing doesn’t cause pregnancy. If it did, my husband and I would probably have a house full of kids by now.”

“Ah!?” The uncle was instantly dumbfounded, his voice stammering, “Can, can kissing really not cause pregnancy?”

But when he asked how children were born, that’s what the adults always told him!

“Of course not!” Mengmeng affirmed once again.

“Then how does one get pregnant?” The uncle became curious.

Mengmeng thought for a moment before blinking her eyes and telling him, “I’m not very clear either, I only heard my godmother say something about ‘a mirror meeting chaos’ or something like that.”

Since it had been so long since her godmother had given her the talk on ‘the birds and the bees,’ Mengmeng’s memory of the specifics was a bit fuzzy.

Mirror? Chaos?

The uncle couldn’t help but have spirals appear in his eyes—what on earth was all this?

And they could produce humans just by meeting?

What a fantastical notion…

“What are you standing there for?” Already outside the park, Gu Zhihan, who was waiting, looked at the uncle and niece, glanced at his watch, and then reminded them, “It’s almost eight o’clock now. If we don’t leave soon, we’ll miss the last bus.”

“Coming!”

Hearing that the bus was about to leave, Mengmeng and the uncle no longer dwelled on the pregnancy issue and hurried out.