Dressed as a Man, I Became Tycoon’s Sweetheart

Chapter 87: Chapter 87: Baby Hater

“Damn, he looks just like the male protagonist from the manga I’ve been following recently! Why him, I’m crying wow wow wow…”

“His sweater looks so soft and cute, I automatically imagined two little cat ears popping out of his head, I want to pet them!”

“The camera is so close, yet his skin is completely flawless. Is he even a boy? I, a girl, feel ashamed in comparison!”

“Mom, his features are absolutely impeccable, I’m done for, my views on life are now going to follow his facial features.”

“For a second, let me forget all his scandals and fully appreciate this otherworldly beauty.”

“Mom, I’m so low, I actually drool over his body!”

“This scene, he truly looks like a superstar shining brightly.”

“Ye Xian must have hired a ton of bots, trying to appear sincere and touching, but no matter how handsome, it can’t hide the truth that he’s rotten to the core!”

“Today, being able to receive this award, I need to thank three people.”

“Firstly, the Jury of Screaming Night, thank you all for creatively coming up with this award to motivate and push me. Although the meaning behind the Rotten Sour Plum Award isn’t pleasant, as the saying goes: Every pain is a pillar of growth, every blow is a stronghold of strength. On the road to success, no matter what obstacles I face, I will smile and tell others that today, you are stronger than yesterday.”

All of a sudden, the jury members felt a sting of guilt and nervously touched their noses, “Is he thanking us? Why does it sound like he’s mocking us, and even somewhat declaring war?”

“What? I came to see how he’d be ashamed and speechless, yet not only is he speaking fluently, he’s even quoting proverbs?”

“This wave of sudden positive energy just splashed me in the face.”

“Am I the only one who noticed Ye Xian’s voice is really nice? Being a fan of voices, I’m almost overwhelmed.”

“Ye Xian, with just a high school diploma, can speak so impressively?”@@novelbin@@

“This high school student feels offended, claiming that he knows all the celebrity quotes too. Unconvinced? Battle in the bullet comments?”

“Secondly, I want to thank my dearest Haters who tirelessly voted for me late into the night. Without you, I wouldn’t have this trophy today. But please look after yourselves, don’t stay up too late. If you get sick, I’d be sad, considering all my popularity comes from you.”

Upon these words, the room went silent, “….” Had Ye Xian gone mad?

As the Haters were busily trashing him in the bullet comments, ‘??????’ Wait, what did they just hear?

“Damn, that diminutive tone is so pampering!”

“Hahahaha, goddamn beloved Haters, what kind of idiot is Ye Xian, I’m dying of laughter….”

“Hhhhhhhh, mom asked me why I sound like a rooster crowing!”

“Ye Xian and his Haters should debut as a couple!”

“Ye Xian must have studied pick-up artistry, trying to reform us? No way, dirtbag!”

“Now that he’s said that, should the Haters continue hating him or not?”

“Is this really Ye Xian? Could Ye Xian ever say something like that? I’m shocked, this intelligence and emotional quotient, are they defying the heavens?”

“Damn, this Hater suddenly doesn’t want to hate him anymore. I can’t give him traffic, it’s infuriating!”

“Some Haters have already fallen for it hahaha, maybe say Ye Xian’s intelligence was the MVP of the game today!”

“I don’t care, from now I officially declare myself a fan of Ye Xian’s appearance and personality. He’s so funny. So what if his acting is bad? The entertainment industry never lacks good actors, but a handsome idiot like this is a hidden gem!”