Elf Kingdom: Game of the World Tree

Chapter 26: Chapter 26 The Most Shameless Player (Vote for Recommendation!)

Editor: Henyee Translations

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This is how humans are—when a group is leaderless, just one slightly capable person stepping up can get everyone’s attention.

The name of streamer Little Mu had a little fame in the gaming world, and since he was the first to post a game review, everyone was willing to give him face.

Seeing the players quiet down, Demacia was very satisfied. He stepped aside slightly and handed the megaphone to Li Mu who was walking onto the stage.

Li Mu took the megaphone, coughed a few times first, and then said,

“Everyone, please calm down. The mission hasn’t started yet, and we can’t get flustered. This game is different from the ones we’ve played before. Without adequate preparation, we can’t act on our own whim…”

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The players stirred at his words.

“Brother Mu, what do you mean by that?”

Someone asked in confusion.

Li Mu continued,

“That means, although we’ve received the mission, we have no clue what the instance is like or the situation with the Goblins. If we rush in like scattered sand, we might end up failing. After all… besides Demacia and them, we each only have three perfect revival opportunities.”

Hearing his words, the players’ expressions gradually turned serious.

Seeing everyone was listening to him, Li Mu was satisfied. He cleared his throat and continued,

“This isn’t a typical pioneering mission. We don’t have unlimited revivals. After dying three times, everything resets. And judging by the mission description, this might be a prolonged battle… Therefore, before we set off, we must develop a detailed plan instead of splitting into countless small teams and rushing in.”

“Uncle B also told us that Feilengcui is thirty kilometers away from us, a full twenty kilometers outside the safe zone. If we all dash there, there are too many uncertainties. Not to mention the possible dangers on the road, we might even startle the enemy.”

“Moreover, we only have one Array. If we cannot maintain it against the Goblin’s counterattack after setting it up, the mission objective might still fail…”

Watching Li Mu speak eloquently, a hint of surprise flashed in Berserker’s eyes.

*Mother Goddess above, it seems there are some sensible people among these Chosen Ones.*

But…

“Who is Uncle B?”

Berserker fell into contemplation.

*It’s you!*

Observing everything from high above, Eve sensed her Believer’s confusion and secretly commented in her heart.

“Brother Mu, what’s your idea?”

Someone asked.

Li Mu smiled and replied,

“Of course, I suggest forming a special assault team composed of players good at stealth. They can take the Array materials and head to Feilengcui first, but instead of entering it, they can choose a safe place nearby to set up the Array.”

At this point, he smirked,

“The task has no time limit, and doesn’t mean we have to complete Objective 1 first. The Array materials are pre-set, and all we need to do is place and activate them. Therefore, we can establish a hidden Teleportation Array outside the mission site as a base, then everyone gradually teleports there, completes Mission Objectives 2 and 3, and finally, we all team up to dismantle the Array and re-establish it in Feilengcui.”

“This way, when we set up the Array, the Holy City will already have been recaptured by us, so the Teleportation Array will not be destroyed by the Goblins, and everyone will be guaranteed a share in the Array setup rewards!”

*Can we really do that?*

The players’ eyes lit up.

*No wonder he’s a veteran glitch streamer.*

Eve, watching from afar, sighed slightly.

“Not only that, but after setting up the first Teleportation Array outside the city, we can first tempt a part of the Goblins out to test their strength.”

“If they’re weak, we’ll attack actively. If they’re strong, we’ll engage in guerrilla warfare outside Feilengcui, gradually wearing them down.”

“I guess this time hunting in the safe zone made everyone realize that the monsters in this game don’t respawn. They simulate real-world ecosystems, so the Goblins are the same—killing one means there’s one less. We can afford a prolonged war!”

“The enemy advances, we retreat; the enemy camps, we harass; the enemy tires, we attack; the enemy retreats, we pursue!”

Li Mu was in full flow.

*This idea is not bad!*

The players nodded one after another,

“No wonder he’s a veteran streamer… His command and insight skills are unparalleled…”

“Brother Mu, you’re right! We’ll follow your lead on this mission!”

Meanwhile, many were suddenly enlightened,

“No wonder there hasn’t been any fresh prey in the safe zone lately… we’ve only been able to eat fruits. Turns out it’s because monsters don’t respawn.”

“Wait a minute… was that roast meat smell I detected in the forest last time from you all?!”

“Duh, eating only fruit every day doesn’t provide any fat—grilled meat is way better, especially this certain mountain chicken in the safe zone, all-natural, no pollution, extremely tender meat. If the Holy Daughter weren’t watching at the camp, we would have already held a barbecue feast.”

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Listening to the players’ discussions, Alice was almost stunned.

*Mother Goddess above, so this was the reason why the forest animals have disappeared recently?!*

*These… these…*

She gritted her teeth, unsure of how to articulate her feelings.

And the players’ discussion continued:

“But, Brother Mu, how do we lure the Goblins?”

Someone asked.

Upon hearing the question, Li Mu frowned and thought for a moment, hesitantly saying,

“This is indeed a problem. I think we can try using food to lure—”

“Wait! Wait! Brother Mu! Brother Mu! I have a great idea! I have a great idea!”

Before Li Mu could finish, Demacia rushed over, face full of excitement,

“I have an excellent idea! It will definitely lure the Goblins!”

Li Mu gave him a surprised look and handed over the megaphone.

Demacia took it with a big hand, letting out a string of sleazy laughter, looking as lecherous as could be,

“Hehehe, well… we’ll need our female players to put in a little effort.”

“Female players?”

“Demacia, you’re not thinking of doing something indecent again, are you?”

The male players heckled, while the female players frowned slightly.

“No, no…”

Demacia grinned awkwardly, then his eyes twitched as he continued with a mischievous giggle,

“Well… I think it comes down to the Goblin’s habits…”

“Hehehe, remember? In many games’ monster info, it’s mentioned that Goblins have no females. They rely on female humans and near-human creatures as breeding beds, hehehe… and now it’s springtime, the season when everything revives…”

He said animatedly,

“You see, aren’t we elves naturally good-looking? The Goblins, being humanoid, actually have a similar aesthetic to ours. So, why not have the ladies sacrifice their allure…”

“Isn’t that called a honey trap? Of course, just to lure them; safety precautions must still be taken!”

Demacia said triumphantly.

Alice: …

Berserker: …

The players: …

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Observing everything from the high altitude, Eve choked for a moment and couldn’t help but comment,

*This guy truly is the most shameless human player in the game…*

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