Chapter 345: 221 Evil Dragon, Please Call Me Peach Blossom Emperor_2
Chapter 345: Chapter 221 Evil Dragon, Please Call Me Peach Blossom Emperor_2
So bad.
As the future emperor of the Phalan Empire, why must I learn to farm?
Wuwuwu….
Farming is too hard; when I return to Farolan and become the Emperor of the Phalan Empire, I’ll try to see if I can reduce the agricultural taxes a bit.
Just hoeing the field is this hard; what’s to follow—sowing, weeding, fertilizing, harvesting… none of it is much easier than hoeing.
“I’m not scaring you, but if you get heatstroke, pricking the center of your eyebrows, your chin, and the base of your nails can indeed alleviate symptoms. Huoxiang Zhengqi water also treats symptoms of heatstroke.
You reminded me, summer is coming soon. After hoeing the field and resting for a few days, I’ll refine some Huoxiang Zhengqi water and we can take it up to the Human World to sell and make some money.
Farming is tiring and hard, but however strenuous it is, you still have to learn it. Mastering this life skill will benefit you in the future.”
Lance lifted his foot, and the Young Dragon withdrew its dragon tail with a muffled grunt.
If the Evil Dragon says so, then I probably really have to learn this farming skill.
No more slacking off. I’ll properly learn to farm with the Evil Dragon.
The sooner I learn, the sooner I’ll be free.
“I’m going to take a nap in the peach forest, call me when you hoe the field in the afternoon.”
“Sure, go ahead.”
After drinking a potion to shrink his dragon body, the Young Dragon left the courtyard and trotted off to the peach forest.
The peach forest was not small; it took her a while to find what she believed to be the hammock mentioned by the Evil Dragon.
A piece of cloth with ropes tied at both ends.
This must be the hammock.
Lie on the cloth to sleep?
Quite interesting.
The Young Dragon flipped onto the hammock.
The Young Dragon fell from the hammock…
She didn’t gauge the force correctly, and the hammock flipped over…
A few elves wearing pink flower dresses saw this and covered their mouths to giggle.
It seems there’s a new member on the Black Dragon’s island… a somewhat clumsy amethyst dragon whelp.
The elves of the peach forest quickly got wind of the news, and some of the bolder ones tried to communicate with the Young Dragon.
The Young Dragon responded with a smile, even allowing the adorable elves of the forest to call her “Princess Little Dragon.”
“Princess Little Dragon, we are going to nap now, and we’ll come to play with you after we wake up.”
“You also take naps?”
“A very, very, very long time ago, our ancestors didn’t have the habit of napping. Then, perhaps it was the influence of the Black Dragon, but we gradually all started to take naps.
After eating lunch, we really want to snooze for a bit; without a little sleep, we’re lethargic all afternoon.”
So that’s how it is.@@novelbin@@
Now that I think about it, Er Gouzi and Turtle-Turtle also seem to have a habit of napping.
I didn’t before, but at this rate… after eating lunch, I really do feel like having a nice little snooze…
Before being brought to Black Dragon Island by the Evil Dragon, I was just fine.
But since being brought here to Black Dragon Island by the Evil Dragon, things that I should know I don’t, and things I shouldn’t know I’ll eventually learn.
Things I don’t know, like how to do makeup.
When I was a princess in the imperial capital, it was Eva who did my makeup; I could only draw my eyebrows myself.
Now… I’m afraid I wouldn’t even know how to draw the eyebrows anymore.
“I’m going to take a nap too; I need to be awake for hoeing the field in the afternoon.”
“Then we’ll see you tonight.”
“See you tonight.”
The little elves in the peach forest found their favorite flower petals, lay down inside them, covered themselves with another petal, closed their eyes, and began to nap.
The Young Dragon was extremely envious; she also wanted to become an elf and sleep inside the flower petals.
Behave well!
After hoeing the cornfield, ask the Evil Dragon if it would be possible to turn her into a tiny elf, then fly to the peach forest and play with the Flower Elves.
Grab a blanket.
It’s still a bit chilly in April.
The Young Dragon fell asleep and even dreamt.
She dreamt she had turned into a little Elf Amethyst Evil Dragon, capturing all the little elves in the peach forest.
She even established a Peach Blossom Empire, becoming the first emperor of this empire.
In her dream, the little elves openly called her “Empress Peach Blossom.”
Behind her back, they called her “Peach Blossom Tyrant.”
She ordered the Great General “Sprite Er Gouzi” to lead troops to suppress the little elves who opposed her reign.
She had Chancellor “Sprite Turtle-Turtle” implement the laws she had made.
The Peach Blossom Empire flourished under her rule.
Until one day, an evil Black Dragon suddenly descended, and with a slap, woke her up…
“Dreaming?”
“Ah? I—I don’t remember.”
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“I heard you shouting commands like ‘Great General Er Gouzi, heed my order,’ ‘Prime Minister Turtle-Turtle, heed my order’ to suppress this and that… implement this and that…
Falling asleep in the peach blossom forest, did you also have a beautiful dream?”
“Please address me as the Peach Blossom Emperor.”
“Peach Blossom Emperor, it’s time to get up and hoe the field.”
Lance gave the young dragon a light punch and got up, heading towards the cornfield. Seeing this, the young dragon lay in the hammock for a while to wake up before getting up… and then fell out of the hammock…
Still not accustomed… she fell from the hammock to the ground again.
Did she drool?
After hoeing the field, take this hammock away and clean it.
That darn Evil Dragon, couldn’t she let her finish that beautiful dream before calling her to hoe the field?
She gained a bit of experience in the morning.
In the afternoon, as she hoed the field, the young dragon slowly got the hang of it. Plus, the hoe was custom-made by the Evil Dragon, making it very handy.
Swing the hoe, pull back, knock.
The Evil Dragon had marked out a patch of land for her to finish hoeing in the afternoon.
Once she finished that section, she could go and play.
She couldn’t half-heartedly do it, she had to hoe properly.
The young dragon got into her stride; the sooner she finished her work, the sooner she could play.
Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho—
By five in the afternoon, she had finished hoeing the area marked by the Evil Dragon, who then allowed her to do as she pleased.
She liked the Evil Dragon who kept his word.
She went to the sea to clean off the dirt on her body, then washed off her dragon form with cold water on the island.
The young dragon began cleaning the hammock she had slept in at noon.
After finishing her chores, the young dragon went off to play with Er Gouzi and Turtle-Turtle.
Before going to bed at night, the young dragon took out her diary, a gift from the Evil Dragon, and wrote:
Black Dragon Calendar, Year 3456, April 6th, I learned how to hoe the field and had a beautiful dream during my noon nap.
In the dream, I fought for an empire, named the ‘Peach Blossom Empire,’ and was the founding emperor.
Hehe (#^.^#).
April 7th, sunny.
Hoeing the field with the Evil Dragon.
April 8th, sunny.
Hoeing the field with the Evil Dragon.
April 10th, sunny.
Finished hoeing the cornfield in the morning. In the afternoon, when going to hoe another field, the Evil Dragon said there was no need to hoe anymore. Turtle-Turtle pulled a ploughing tool back and forth a few times, and the land was ploughed…
Darn it, just when I had learned how to hoe, the Evil Dragon brings out a ploughing tool that’s more convenient and efficient than a hoe.
If this had come out earlier, why would I have learned to hoe…?
I tried the ploughing tool around my neck, walking back and forth a few rounds, and it ploughed up the land…
It doesn’t seem quite right… Isn’t this treating myself like a beast of burden?
I am the princess of the empire; how could I be the oxen or horses for ploughing?
Anyway, I feel like the Evil Dragon tricked me.
April 13th, sunny.
All the land on Black Dragon Island has been ploughed, and the Evil Dragon said we could start sowing in a few days.
In the afternoon, I went to the orchard and followed the Evil Dragon to learn how to graft and trim the branches of the fruit trees.
Also took the time to tidy up the orchard.
April 15th, sunny.
Today, I followed the Evil Dragon to pick tea leaves. I used too much force and accidentally uprooted an entire clump of tea bushes, which distressed the Evil Dragon.
The Evil Dragon said we could sell tea in a few days.
Because we were busy with farm work, the Evil Dragon hadn’t left Black Dragon Island for nearly half a month. When Saint Blue contacted him, he said he was busy and would return in a few days.
Thunder Dragon Erinna contacted the Evil Dragon, but he outright refused to talk with Elina.
Without even the intention to communicate with a female Giant Dragon, the Evil Dragon might truly end up alone forever.
Should I give the Evil Dragon an early taste of retirement?
After all, I won’t outlive the Evil Dragon.
The Evil Dragon has raised me for nearly a year; not letting him experience what retirement feels like would mean that even in death… I might end up being dug out by the Evil Dragon from my grave…
Speaking of which, we’ve been back on Black Dragon Island for nearly half a month, so why hasn’t the Whale Mother come to look for the Evil Dragon to play?
What is she doing in the deep sea?
“Lance, why hasn’t the Whale Mother come to the island to look for you recently?”
“I don’t know, if you miss her, I can ask the Whale Mother to take you to the sea area where the squid lives.”
The young dragon shook her head frantically.
No, no, she doesn’t feel safe with the Whale Mother.
“Look, a couple at the pinnacle of love has appeared, Dragon Whelp, do you want to witness their undying love?”
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