Chapter 365: 232: The Red Dragon Descends, My Lord Viscount, He's Eaten All Your Fish!
Chapter 365: Chapter 232: The Red Dragon Descends, My Lord Viscount, He’s Eaten All Your Fish!
Cat Teaser?
Was my Transformation Potion intended for you to turn into a cat-man and play with your wife for fun?
It was meant for you to get out of difficult situations; the promotional potions he sells are very stable, and after transforming, you can temporarily gain the abilities of the species you’ve turned into.
Like a cat’s leaping, climbing trees, and speed.
Lance never dreamed that his Transformation Potion would be used as a tool to enhance marital relationships.
No wonder yesterday and today so many people came into the shop to buy [unstable Transformation Potions].
Fine, fine, fine.
So this is how you’re playing, huh?
I’m raising the prices in the afternoon, reclassifying these Transformation Potions under the [Daily] category. Raising the price by one Gold Coin isn’t too much, right?
That’s not right either.
If Simon’s wife played with him all night using a Cat Teaser, why would he be so weak?
Oh, married folks—perhaps the novelty sparked their passion.
Helping an old married couple rediscover the feelings of young love might also count as putting my Transformation Potions to good use.
Only with a harmonious marital relationship can a family be happy and fulfilled.
Families where spouses are always quarreling will also see their fortunes affected.
If Transformation Potions can enhance marital relationships, then me, as a potion-brewing Black Dragon… should probably earn some merit.
I’m not sure about merit, but fortune should probably get better.
Making money, doing good deeds, pleasing the body and mind.
“Drink some restorative Magic Potion to replenish your depleted vitality; your problems will naturally disappear.”
As Lance chatted with Simon, the Young Dragon had already dressed in a nurse’s uniform and put on a mask.
The Evil Dragon said, when selling Magic Potions, it’s important to give customers the impression that you’re very professional.
Can’t deny, wearing the nurse’s uniform custom-tailored by the Evil Dragon, she did look quite professional.
Her real professional skill, though, was governing a nation.
I wonder if the Evil Dragon has noticed this advantage of hers.
“You… sure?”
Simon was a bit incredulous. The owner of Miao Miao House, he was just a shopkeeper selling various goods, not a Potion Master. Could he really discern his condition?
“Yes, sure.”
“You can treat superhumans?”
“For some simple and common conditions, I can treat them. For the more complicated ones…I’d need to study them a bit to see if I can treat them.”
Simon thought it over and felt that the owner of Miao Miao House made sense. After all, if he dared to sell Magic Potions but couldn’t handle simple conditions, what kind of shopkeeper would he be?
Take the advice of the owner of Miao Miao House and purchase a few bottles of restorative elixir.
“Boss, did you sell the Thunder Battle Sword that was hanging on the wall yesterday?”
“Yes, it was bought by Shalulu, the peace officer of Alchemical City. Today’s star item is a Mythical Card.
Card Name: Monkey Bro.
In case of danger, you can summon the Mythical Card ‘Monkey Bro.’ When you do, call out ‘Monkey Bro, save me.’
Monkey Bro will appear and help you subdue demons and spirits, and aid you in turning danger into safety.”
Simon and some other superhumans crowded around the counter and took a few glances at the card, which had a metallic-luster, purple-golden color, featuring a stylish monkey with a golden staff on its shoulder and riding on auspicious clouds.
The stylish monkey on the card was facing away from the crowd.
The Golden Armor he wore, the Purple Crystal Crown on his head, and the boots on his feet were too cool!
“Boss, do you sell this cool armor set that Monkey Bro is wearing? If so, how much for the whole set? I want to see if I can afford it.”
“Phoenix-winged Purple Gold Crown, Lotus Thread Cloud-Walking Boots, Linked Golden Armor, I don’t have the authentic sets, but I do have replicas. They’re priced at fifty thousand Gold Coins and, aside from their ornamental value, they offer incredible defense. If anyone is interested, I can make you a custom order.”
“??? Fifty thousand Gold Coins? That’s even more expensive than the Thunder Battle Sword from yesterday! Boss, you’re not selling products, you’re robbing us!”
“Are you insulting me? If I were robbing people, I’d make at least several hundred thousand, if not a million Gold Coins in a single day.”
“Boss… you sure can talk big.”
Talking big?
The Evil Dragon isn’t talking big.
If he went on a robbery spree, he could pillage all of Alchemical City’s gold and jewels.
All the gold and jewels in Alchemical City… after doing some math… would be worth at least a million Gold Coins, right?
Oh, ignorant humans, you should be grateful that the Demon hasn’t turned into an Evil Dragon.
“The Mythical Card, boss… the Card Maker who created it… isn’t that going a bit overboard? Even cards that have produced Card Spirits don’t dare to call themselves Mythical Cards, yet this card displayed in your shop does….”
“If the other Card Makers in Alchemical City knew about this, it could attract a lot of their skepticism or even challenges.
Boss, it’s better to avoid trouble when you can. I advise you to change the categorization of this card.”
Simon thought the owner of Miao Miao House wasn’t too bad. The goods in the shop might be overpriced, but if the Thunder Battle Sword on display yesterday had won the approval of the peace officer, it meant the quality of his merchandise was assured.
It was kind of him to give the owner a heads-up. Whether he’d listen was up to the owner himself.
He wasn’t lying, after all; Alchemical City really did have its fair share of proud yet capable Card Masters.
The other superhumans in the shop nodded in agreement with Simon’s words.
Only one superhuman kept staring intently at the Mythical Card ‘Monkey Bro.’
One superhuman seemed to come to a realization; he nudged the one who was fixated on the Mythical Card ‘Monkey Bro.’
“Creighton, aren’t you an Essence Card Maker? Don’t you always brag about how your card-making abilities are no less than those old guys?
Now… your chance has arrived, if you can defeat the ‘Monkey Bro’ Mythical Card here at the Miao Miao House, it will be your time to make a name for yourself in Alchemical City.”
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