Farm Girl Turns Everything Around: Sly Husband, Let's Farm

Chapter 1015: Chapter 1015 Accounting_1 Chapter 1015: Chapter 1015 Accounting_1 “`
“Hey! How did it become my debt to owe!” Qiao Xiaomai protested.

It was clearly Tong Sanlang who wanted it himself!

Qiao Xiaomai “…”

Qiao Xiaomai was stuck.

Qiao Xiaomai “…”

Qiao Xiaomai, “…Where did you hear that from?”

“The Imperial Doctor told me.”

He had been bedridden, and finally, the Imperial Doctor came; several Imperial Doctors took turns examining him but found no illness.

However, he had given up all inhibitions by then, using the rumor of kidney deficiency to ask about a good deal of husband-and-wife bedroom matters.

But once he recovered, he should just be a normal, ordinary man.

Thinking of this, he clicked his tongue twice, his hand almost reaching Qiao Xiaomai’s face, “Hurry up and bring out some paper and a pen.”

Qiao Xiaomai looked at his handsome face with a hint of a smile and, with the corner of her mouth twitching, took out a ballpoint and a notebook from her space.

Tong Sanlang took them and wrote down the first entry very seriously: New Year’s Eve, the thirty-first year of Yong’an, once.

Qiao Xiaomai, “…Is that really necessary?”

“It is necessary. The Imperial Doctor said that in a person’s lifetime, the total time husband and wife reach the peak during intimacy doesn’t exceed eight hours, eight hours,” Tong Sanlang gestured an eight with his hand to emphasize how short this time really was.

“A lifetime of seventy or eighty years, all the enjoyment is just those eight hours. Twenty years are about to pass by, and I naturally want to cherish the remaining decades.”

Qiao Xiaomai, “…What sort of bizarre things have those Imperial Doctors been telling you?”

“It concerns the major issues of Yin-Yang union and human reproduction.” Tong Sanlang closed the notebook solemnly, signaling Qiao Xiaomai to put it back into her space, “I feel much more at ease now, let’s sleep.”

Unable to resist, Qiao Xiaomai rolled her eyes again, “Not in the mood for a little idle chat?”

“If we continue talking, my thoughts will always drift towards Yin-Yang union.” Truth be told, under normal circumstances, he should be entwined in unbridled passion with Qiao Xiaomai by now. Since they couldn’t indulge in passion, all he could do was calm his mind by sleeping.

Upon hearing this, Qiao Xiaomai stretched out a finger and poked his cheek.

Tong Sanlang truly had been severely repressed during this time.

No more talking.

No more teasing.

Actually, they didn’t need to do anything special; embracing each other, they would sink into sleep together, and when they awoke the next morning, the first thing they would see was each other. That was also very pleasant.

With that thought, she curled her lips into a smile, leaned in and kissed the corner of Tong Sanlang’s mouth, then wrapped her limbs around him like an octopus, “Good night, husband.”

Tong Sanlang, feeling her soft, warm body, couldn’t help but curl his lips into a smile as well, “Good night, wife.”

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