He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!

Chapter 359: Solution 359: Is this the solution you came up with?_1

“Are you really mad? Sorry, I was just messing around,” Xu Xinling said as she saw Tang Feng’s stern face, knowing she might have taken the joke too far, and rushed to apologize.

But Tang Feng just sat there, not paying her any attention.

Xinling quickly got to her feet, ran behind him, and began to massage his shoulders, “Mr. Appraiser, you’re a forgiving person, so please don’t be too hard on a little girl like me.”

“Put a little more strength into it. You just ate and can’t muster any energy?” Tang Feng said, treating her like a maidservant.

Those were the exact words Xinling had used earlier, and now they were being thrown back at her, leaving her speechless.

But as she was the one who had teased him, she reluctantly put a little more strength into the massage.

“Why are you using so much force? Got energy to burn, huh? With that kind of service attitude, you won’t get to eat four dishes in this lifetime,” Tang Feng continued to nitpick.

Xinling didn’t dare retort and just lightened her touch a bit.

Many diners at the breakfast shop were looking at the two of them with surprise, whispering to their companions.

Especially the male customers, who looked on with envy at Tang Feng.

Getting such attentive service from a beautiful woman early in the morning was like a model for men.

“Mr. Appraiser, are you still mad?” Xinling asked cautiously.

“What do you think? You think it’s funny to make a fool of me?” Tang Feng replied, clearly annoyed.

“It’s not fun, not fun at all,” Xinling had nothing else to say but to ingratiate herself carefully—after all, she was in the wrong.

Tang Feng let out a long sigh.

Actually, he wasn’t really blaming Xinling. It was just a joke, and she meant no harm.

It was just the thought of that ten billion goal that seemed so distant and dark to him.

Xinling continued to massage him while quickly thinking of a solution.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up again, “I’ve actually thought of a way that might be worth a shot.”

Tang Feng chuckled dismissively, “You haven’t had enough of teasing me once, you want to do it again? If I believe your lies this time, you can read my name backwards.”

“Feng Tang, I’m not lying to you, I really thought of a way.” Xinling hurriedly grabbed her phone from the table, pulled up a news article, and showed it to him. @@novelbin@@

“Look.”

Tang Feng was initially disdainful, but when he saw the news headline on the phone, his expression suddenly shifted.

The headline read “‘Treasure Appraisal’ Segment Comes to Zhonghai, Experts Provide Free Appraisals on Site,” followed by the detailed report.

Tang Feng quickly picked up the phone and intensely read through the article.

It outlined that a nationally popular treasure appraisal show called “Treasure Appraisal” was conducting a nation-wide treasure hunt.

The team had just arrived in Zhonghai and was holding a live appraisal event at the Zhonghai Convention and Exhibition Center, inviting all treasure owners in Zhonghai to register and participate.

“You mean to say, let me go there and pick up some overlooked pieces?” Tang Feng immediately grasped Xinling’s suggestion.

Xinling nodded, “I heard that many vendors set up booths outside the convention center, selling antiques while also buying items that have been appraised by the experts. With your skills, you might just be able to find a few hidden treasures, right?”

“Heh, that’s what you came up with?” Tang Feng scoffed at the idea.

“Yeah, what’s the problem?” Xinling looked puzzled.

“You think finding undervalued items is as easy as picking up rocks? The people who set up booths there aren’t fools. Your plan isn’t reliable at all.”

“Ah, well, we can’t think of any other way for now, so let’s just go and enjoy the bustle,” Xinling began to employ her coquettish charms, which sent the surrounding men into a fervor.

If a woman of her caliber was willing to flirt with them, they would be willing to buy even the moon for her.

Eventually, Tang Feng agreed to Xinling’s suggestion.

It wasn’t that he really believed he could find bargains at the show, but rather that they had no other plan, so he might as well try his luck.

However, before that, he needed to disguise himself.

Mr. Tang, the appraiser, was somewhat of a celebrity now, and showing up in his true guise would undoubtedly cause unnecessary troubles.

Xinling, upon hearing he needed makeup, couldn’t help but tease him with a “Vain much,” but she still accompanied him to the mall and bought a pile of makeup products and a few cheap outfits.

Then she was dragged into the men’s restroom by Tang Feng.

In a stall, Tang Feng began to fiddle with all the bottles and jars, then started to apply it to her face.

“What are you doing exactly? It’s disgusting, don’t put it on my face,” Xinling said, inwardly resistant to the sticky substance he was smearing on her skin.

“You are too pretty, you need to look uglier to avoid attracting attention,” Tang Feng insisted as he worked on her makeover.

When Xinling looked at herself in the mirror, she was stunned.

She no longer had her usual grace and beauty; instead, she had an old, sallow face sprinkled with many freckles.

At first glance, she looked like an ordinary rural woman.

It was a complete transformation.

If she went to her parents now, they definitely wouldn’t recognize her.

Not even her own mother would recognize her at this point.

“You’re incredible, how did you do that?” she asked, looking incredulously at Tang Feng. This was no mere makeup; it was like the disguise skill from martial arts novels.

“I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve,” Tang Feng said as he finished up her disguise and then started to work on his own with a mirror.

Xinling watched as his face gradually changed.

From a handsome profile, he transformed into a man in his fifties.

Her mouth gaped wider and wider, until it could have swallowed an apple.

Although Tang Feng had surprised her with his appraisal knowledge and martial arts in the past, this was the most astonishing display yet.

It felt like magic.

A thought sprang up in her mind—if she went home looking like this, would it give her parents a big shock?

That might be worth a try, tee hee.