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Chapter 34 Yilin Sings “Itchy,” Tian Boguang’s Women’s Heart

In the live stream room, Yilin didn’t look at the barrage, instead quietly waiting for her punishment, feeling anxious.

【Yilin’s random punishment is as follows:】

【Sing a heartfelt rendition of the song ‘Itchy’. Today, you are the one and only diva!】

“Itchy”?

What’s that?

A confused look appeared on Yilin’s pure, innocent face, which resembled that of a celestial maiden from Buddhist lore.

Ye Luo Chuan, on the other hand, couldn’t help but widen his eyes in shock.

“Itchy?”

Holy hell, is it that “Itchy”?

A pure little nun singing Itchy!

sighs

Ye Luo Chuan vividly remembered the first time he heard the song “Itchy.” He had thought of it as a Liu Bei song.

There was no way around it—the lyrics of ‘Itchy’ were way too provocative! The original singer’s voice was irresistibly seductive!

It was a tune that could melt your bones and stir your deepest desires. A beam of light fell. Yilin, unable to control herself, began singing.

“She~ is the soft slant of the setting sun…”

“Longing~ longing~ does anyone truly appreciate this?”

“He~ has a blue sky with cloud windows…”

“Waiting~ waiting~ for someone to share with…”

As Yilin began, everyone immediately understood.

Ah, so it’s a song!

Although the lyrics and melody were quite different from what they were used to, it was still pleasant to listen to.

But… this punishment? Is this really it?

No, wait—this time, all three punishments had been light.

Dragon Xiaoyun’s bald head, though… hahaha… a bit of an eyesore, it didn’t cause any real harm. Compared to the previous punishments, it was a huge improvement.

“Ha~”

The entire Hengshan Sect—its leaders, elders, and disciples—let out a collective sigh of relief. Yilin’s gentle personality, kindness, and lack of malice meant that she was loved by almost everyone in the Hengshan Sect. Seeing her answer wrong still made them nervous. Luckily, this punishment was light as well. It was truly a blessing from the Bodhisattva.

…

If Ye Luo Chuan had known their thoughts, he would have said.

You’re too naive!

Sure enough, as he eagerly awaited, the main event arrived.

“Come~ let’s have fun~ after all, we have~ plenty of time~”

“Come~ love~ after all, we have~ plenty of foolishness~”

“Come~ wander~ after all, we have~ plenty of directions~”

“Come~ pretend~ after all, we have~ plenty of grandeur~”

“Ah~ itchy~”

Under the mysterious power of the live stream, Yilin, who had never sung a song before, instantly transformed into a diva. Her voice, tone, and expressions were perfectly on par with the original singer. She even captured the lazy, alluring atmosphere, with her facial expressions matching the sensuality of the song.

The sultry charm, the seductive expression, and the captivating voice—she seemed ready to pull everyone into a trance, into a euphoric, dreamlike world.

The barrage went completely silent. The martial world across all states went completely mute. Everyone stared with wide eyes, dumbfounded, looking at Yilin in the live stream.

After a brief silence…

Holy shit!

The martial world erupted in chaos.

【Cheng Shifei: Holy shit! I was too innocent! Didn’t expect this version of “Itchy”!】

【Evil Crane in the Clouds: Damn it! Did you see that little nun’s look? Ahhh! I can’t help but wish I was in Smiling Proud Wanderer state!】

【Iron Sword Sect, Yu Zhenzi: Haha, the little nun’s heart is now awakened!】

【Demon Shadow, Bian Bufu: I’ve made up my mind! After the live stream ends, I’ll go find some nuns to have fun. Especially those from Cihang Jingzhai… Hiss!】

【Cihang Jingzhai Sect Leader, Fan Qinghui: Insolence! Bian Bufu, you are a wicked man! I swear to kill you!】

【Cihang Jingzhai Holy Maiden, Shi Feixuan: Demon! You deserve death!】

【Demon Shadow, Bian Bufu: Haha! Am I afraid of you? You’re welcome to come. It’s better if two of you come together. The three of us… Hehehe!】

【Passionate Young Master, Hou Xibai: This group is degrading! Little Master Yilin is pure and kind, we should appreciate her with a discerning eye, not be filled with vile thoughts and crude words.】

【Moonlit Young Master: Exactly.】

【Blood Knife Sect, Blood Knife Ancestor: Pfft! You two pretending to be virtuous in front of me. No matter how much you talk, don’t you want to join in?】

【Wanli Wanderer, Tian Boguang: My second brother is unmatched in the world!】

…

The song “Itchy” itself was already provocative.

Sung in the original singer’s style, it became even more captivating. And when the song came from Yilin’s lips…

A pure, innocent, and clueless little nun suddenly transformed into a seductive enchantress, singing “Itchy.”

The contrast between the two personas…

Hiss!

Countless old perverts were green with envy.

…

In the live stream room, Lianxing was initially shocked, then secretly relieved, thankful she hadn’t gotten this punishment. She’d rather offend Yaoyue than publicly social death.

Dragon Xiaoyun stared blankly for a moment, then suddenly realized that Lin Shiyin was likely watching the live stream too. He quickly averted his gaze, focusing on something else. Unlike him, Tian Boguang made no attempt to hide his thoughts.

He stared intently at Yilin, his breathing becoming heavier, deeply regretting his earlier actions. If he had known, he should have acted immediately the moment he caught Yilin.

He wouldn’t have let things go this far, letting a potential prize slip away. Now, he could only watch, hungry but unable to touch.

…

Yilin felt like the world was spinning around her.

Finally, after the song ended. When the live stream’s power faded, her face flushed redder than ever. It was like the glow of hot coals, steaming hot, almost about to burn.

Social death!

She felt like she had just died socially!

She was a nun, and yet, here she was, acting in such a seductive way in public.

【Hengshan Sect, Yilin: Master… I… I…】

Yilin’s eyes welled up with tears, and she was on the verge of crying.

【Hengshan Sect, Master Dingyi: Yilin, don’t think too much, just focus on answering the questions! Take it seriously, use this as a lesson.】

【Hengshan Sect, Yilin: Yes, yes, Master.】

Yilin wiped her eyes, her face showing determination.

This time, she was truly afraid. She would answer the questions seriously!

…

Ye Luo Chuan looked at Yilin’s serious little face and couldn’t help but laugh. Yilin’s punishment, while a bit embarrassing in this world, was nothing much on Earth. It was just like a singer performing on stage.

Ye Luo Chuan had seen similar performances countless times. This was nothing compared to some female streamers who, with exaggerated poses, really would bring about social death.

…

“They’ve had light punishments. Mine should be similar, right?”

Tian Boguang finally shifted his gaze and felt much more at ease.

The next moment, the voice of the live stream came through again.

【Tian Boguang’s random punishment is as follows:】

【Women’s Heart. You’ve tried many times to understand women’s hearts, now you have one of your own! Thank nature for the gift!】