I am Succubus!

Chapter 251

Early in the morning, the scent of fried eggs and bacon wafted up to my nose. I heard sizzling in the kitchen. It for sure wasn't Mio. She didn't know how to cook. Yumi? Someone had to have let her in, and it couldn't have been me since I only just woke up. It also definitely couldn't have been Mio; she was bad with mornings, and it was too early.

I dragged myself out of bed and put on a change of clothes. The mysterious cook was in front of the stove with his back turned to me, but I'd recognized that scent anywhere.

"Kana?" I rubbed my eyes coming into the kitchen.

"Oh, morning! I'm almost done making breakfast, so sit tight. Hot coffee's in the pot," Kana said.

"I think I want to know how you got in rather than coffee!"

"Mio didn't tell you? She forged a key to the apartment and gave it to me. Said to come by anytime I want, but if I do, then to make sure I whip up breakfast for her in the morning," he explained.

Of course, Mio did… Forging a key could land us in hot water. Well, as long as the admin didn't find out, we wouldn't get in trouble. If we did, then good thing we were succubi.

I fixed myself a cup of coffee while Kana finished cooking. He brought me a plate of fluffy scrambled eggs mixed with crispy bacon bits, half a grilled salmon, and a small bowl of rice. It was heavenly, like I was tasting Hatsumi's cooking again.

"I'll go grab Mio," Kana said, heading into her room.

"You sure? You're just going to fall into her morning horny clutches!" I warned.

Kana brushed off my concerns. I continued eating breakfast when I heard a scuffle from Mio's bedroom, followed by him yelping for help and telling her off. By the sound of escalating struggles, he was losing. The bed began to creak at a rhythmic pace, picked up speed, creaked even louder, and finally Mio moaned like a beast.

I finished breakfast as Mio emerged from her bedroom, carrying a ragged Kana on her shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"My hips… I'm in pain…" Kana groaned.

"I told you," I teased him.

"Mmhmm! The best kind of breakfast is breakfast in bed! Oh, shit? You made breakfast, too? Aww, shucks. You shouldn't have." Mio put Kana in a seat before taking one herself to start satisfying her other hunger.

The three of us enjoyed a nice quiet morning together over breakfast and coffee. Kana had arrived earlier in the morning. He intended to stay overnight, since Monday classes at Tokyo University were canceled.

Apparently, there was a gas leak problem that needed to be addressed. At least with Kana staying the night, I could have my own fill of him later. It had been a while since we had a threesome, too.

Thinking about it made me squirm in my seat…

"Get this, Kana! Saeko convinced a bunch of dark elves to immigrate here," Mio said.

"Wait, really? How's that going?" Kana asked.

"It's only been a few days. We did have an incident with Queen Elendir threatening to cut a groper's hand off. I think she really likes it here though. Oh, and her thinking everything is powered by magic is extremely cute!" I explained, recalling the events of the other day.

We finished breakfast and freshened up. Elendir should be up by now, so I sent her a text as a head's up that we were on the way.

"Alright, what's the plan for today?" Kana asked as we descended from the apartment.

"Akiba first!" Mio exclaimed excitedly. "I wanna show her all the dark elf porn humans in this world make. Then we're gonna bring Elly to Asakura and show her some human-world pets!"

"I… Queen Elendir immigrated to Japan, and the first thing you want to introduce her to is porn?!" he groaned, slapping a hand to his face.

"Did you expect anything else from Mio?" I chided. "Anyway, Mio's sticking with Asakura until evening, and it's going to be just you, me, and Elendir."

Kana tagged along. He had come here to hang out to begin with. We went to pick up Elendir at her apartment. I drove us there and texted her to come out. She didn't respond, but I passed it off as her getting ready. However, we waited around for a few minutes and nothing. I texted again, and still nothing. When I called her, it went to voicemail.

"Did something happen with Elendir?" Kana asked.

"I-I hope not! Let's go check," I said, getting out of the car.

We raced up to her apartment and knocked on the door. It swung open to a bare naked Queen Elendir from top to bottom, platinum hair draped freely down her buxom body. The scent of lust wafted from Kana with incredible intensity.

"Boy, am I glad I woke up early this morning!" Mio took a long gander at Elendir.

"Get inside before someone sees you!" I pushed us all through the door and shut it behind us.

When I turned around, I seemed to have accidentally shoved Kana into Elendir. His head was pressed snug between her breasts. He was extremely red and quite possibly harder than diamonds right now.

"Oh? I believe this human… Kana was it? I seemed to have caused a little discomfort in his lower region." Elendir giggled at his expense.

"C-Can I use your bathroom?" Kana stammered.

Elendir pointed to a door on the other side of the room, and Kana hurried in to rub one out.

"Put some clothes on already! Also, why are you naked? And why didn't you answer the phone?" I asked.

"I appeared to have misplaced my communication device. I've been searching for it all morning, and I'm naked because I do not sleep with clothes on. Even the softest fabric chafes my skin," Elendir explained.

Mio tried calling Elendir's phone, and to our surprise, we couldn't hear the ringtone or a vibration. She must have put it on silent.

"I think I know where it is," I said.

They followed me into Elendir's quaint bedroom. Chances were, she was using it late into the night. Meaning, it slipped into the cracks of her bed. I stuck my hand behind the bed under the headboard and, as I expected, felt the phone with my fingertips. Since my arm wasn't long enough, I pulled away and used my tail to fish the phone back out.

Elendir gasped. "Are you a seer? How did you know it was back there?"

"You're not the only one who uses phones at night before bed. You probably set it by your pillow and knocked it back there in your sleep. Next time, try putting it on your nightstand before bed," I suggested and handed back her phone.

"Whew. I'm back—" Kana froze at the door, eyes fixed on Elendir's ass. "On second thought, give me another minute. Er… two

Once Elendir got dressed, and Kana finished rubbing out a second one, we hopped back into my car for a trip to the local arcade downtown. Today, the dark elven queen had managed to somehow put on something inappropriate. But not in any lewd fashion. Instead, she had on a white blouse, long black skirt, and hair tied up in a bun. The perfect look for a strict private school teacher.

People were giving us weird looks again for very different reasons as we entered the arcade. Elendir was about to awaken a lot of teacher fetishes today. It didn't help that the arcade was mostly filled with young students spending their Sunday the only way they know how.

"Not that I'm complaining, Elly, but where the hell did you even get that outfit?" Mio asked, checking her out.

"I caught up with Selene yesterday night. She suggested I try these on. I'm not sure why she had this outfit, but I feel they fit me rather nicely." Elendir smiled.

There were a few arcades in Tsukiji. The one we went to was located on the third floor of a shopping building. Numerous games and booths furnished the worn floor from years of foot traffic. Banners of the latest anime and triple A-video game titles draped from the ceiling.

We bought our game cards, and I got an extra one for Elendir. The amount we loaded in should be more than enough for a morning of gaming. Most of us split up to play different things, then partnered up here and there for co-op games.

I'd just gotten done beating Kana and air hockey when we came across a crowd.

Elendir had drawn quite a lot of attention. She was using telekinetic magic to drop the basketballs into the hoop, racking up such a high score that the meter read 999 points. Everyone was cheering. The tickets coming out of the dispenser had stopped because it ran out to give. A stack rested on the ground at her feet.

"Excuse me, ma'am!" An employee raced out in panic. "You can keep the tickets this time, but I'm going to have to ask you to stop using magic!"

"Why? Is the purpose not to win by any means available to me?" Elendir asked.

The part-timer gulped hard and shrunk underneath the dark elven queen's glare.

"Sorry! It won't happen again!" I came between them and pulled Elendir away.

"That man had the gall to tell me not to use magic. Can you believe that?" Elendir pouted.

"I get that it's second nature for you, but on Earth, we can't just willy-nilly throw magic around. You have to use your own two hands to play games, alright?"

"Oh, fine." She sighed, picking up a ball with her bare hands.

With a disaster averted, Kana asked if I wanted to take some pictures at the photo booths. We called Mio over. It had been a while since we took pictures. The photo board in my room was looking a little sparse, so I could go for some more. The three of us took a plethora of photos, some cute, others lewd, and mostly just being silly.

When we emerged to look at the photos dispensed out to us, Elendir was outside waiting with a pout.

"You went without me? I would also like to capture moments in time on such parchments," Elendir said.

"It only fits up to three, so I'll tap out. Why don't you two go back in with Elendir, then?" Kana backed away to give us room.

Mio and I shrugged. Pictures with Elendir sounded nice, too. We let her enter first, but when we tried to go in… it just wasn't working.

"Elly… your fat ass and tits take up enough room for two!" Mio groaned as she tried pushing in.

"Why didn't humans… design larger spaces…" Elendir winced.

"I don't think this is going to work, guys… and Mio, quit pushing! You might tip over the photo booth!" I warned.

We gave up, and Elendir stumbled out downtrodden about not being able to join in.

"You know we don't need a photo booth, right? Look here!" Kana got our attention and snapped a picture with his phone.

"What did you just do?" Elendir squinted.

"I took your picture. Your phone can do it, too." He showed Elendir the picture that had been taken, then taught her how to do the same thing on her own phone.

As soon as the quick lesson ended, Elendir turned to me and Mio expectantly. I knew right away she wanted to put it to the test and take some pictures together. By noon, her phone was bloated with pictures of even the most random and mundane things. Many of them were blurry, but as we scrolled through the hundreds of photos, she had eventually gotten the hang of it. Elendir had even captured some cute moments of Mio, jumping for joy after scoring high at the whack-a-mole game. 

At half past noon, Mio needed to leave for her volunteer work at Asakura. She really wanted to show Elendir the adorable pets they have there. The employees welcomed Elendir like a celebrity. She was royalty after all, but I think it was more like they couldn't believe she was an actual dark elf.

"Elly, Elly, look! Aren't they cute?" Mio lifted a month-old kitten up to the queen's face.

"By the goddess… You call these kittens? They look like tiny lions. I want to hold them forever…" Elendir kneeled down to scoop up a whole litter. She was absolutely enamored by them, and I couldn't blame her. Kittens had that kind of power over people, be they human or something else entirely.

An older cat had snuggled up to my leg. I reached down to pet it, only for others to come by seeking affection.

"Why don't you adopt one? It's obvious you're smitten by them," Kana said.

"May I adopt them all?" Elendir turned to Mio and asked.

"Kahaha! I know you love these little buggers, but Asakura ain't gonna let you adopt all of them. Besides, you gotta prove you have the means to care for them. By that, I mean moolah." Mio rubbed her index finger and thumb together.

Taking care of an animal was exactly like caring for a baby, but it did come with the same responsibilities. Raising something also costs money, time, and effort. Half-assing any of the three would only hurt the pet.

Elendir's gaze wandered across the kennels until it settled firmly on a white cat with foggy eyes. As she rose to her feet, the many kittens scattered away. She walked over to the cat and kneeled down. Its ears twitched to the sound of her, turning its head in her direction.

"What happened to this little one?" Elendir asked.

"That's Snowball. He's six years old, blind in both eyes. Been this way since he was a baby. I asked Yumi if she could heal him, but it's no dice. We've been trying to get people to adopt him, but no one wants a blind cat. Poor guy's lived here his whole life." Mio frowned.

"I'll take him," she said, taking everyone by surprise. "Adopting and taking care of a single cat should be within my means. I also want to see if dark elven alchemy can repair his eyesight."

Elendir was true to her words. They went through the adoption process, filling out the paperwork and everything. Asakura even gave her a care package for Snowball that included a month's worth of litter, a litter box, cat food, toys, and a collar. There was even a brochure on how to take care of a cat at different stages of life, as well as tips to understand their behavior. This establishment really wanted people to succeed in giving pets a good home.

When it was finally time to take Snowball to a home for the first time ever, Mio unfortunately had to stay behind. Today was her weekly volunteer day after all.

Myself, Kana, Elendir, and her new pet cat returned to the apartment complex that the dark elves were staying at. It was an incredibly nice place, though not as great as mine. Mr. Ishioka wanted to provide enough for the dark elven immigrants to give them a good impression of Japan.

In Elendir's modest one bed, one bath, and a living room and kitchen combo, we finally let Snowball out of his carrier. The cat sniffed the ground a lot, his head bobbing as he did. However, he didn't explore very much, probably too afraid to as a blind cat. He instead plopped down and laid there. At least in that regard, Snowball was still very much a normal cat.

"Are you really going to experiment with dark elven alchemy to give him sight?" I asked.

"You sound worried. You do know we are the same people who developed a potion that grants us penises," Elendir reminded me.

"I-I think what Saeko's trying to say is that a cat isn't a human or elf. Who knows if you might end up hurting him," Kana chimed in with his cautious wisdom.

That seemed to have gotten Elendir thinking.

"You don't have to try and heal Snowball. He's lived his entire life blind. The best you can do is give him a nice home full of love and care," I suggested.

"I see." Elendir bent down to pet the purring cat. "Perhaps there is still much I need to learn about customs on Earth. I hope you two and Mio will continue to be patient with me."

Kana and I gave Elendir a resounding, "Okay!"