I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch

Chapter 16: Change the Course to North-Northwest (5)

Change the Course to North-Northwest (5)

Poor children grew up quickly.

So did sick children.

And Jin Jangmyeong was both sick and poor.

Moreover, she wasnt even poor from the start.

When returning to her senses after collapsing from a fever, the decorations in the house were gone and the number of servants had decreased.

With that, the spacious manor had shrunk to a damp corner of a room with a creaking door.

Her dad, who went to get medicine, never returned.

Instead, only the medicine came back¹at least he sent the milk home.

It should have been the other way around, though.

Her mom could not even properly grieve.

During nights where she pretended to sleep because she couldnt, she heard her mom quietly sobbing, fearing she might hear her.

Not long after, they left home.

It was all her fault.

That was why Jin Jangmyeong had to be a rude brat.

She had to be an immature child.

Having matured too early for her age, she knew that her adult-like demeanor would only hurt her mom, her mother.

And that was when she saw that woman.

A woman who set up an expensive meal and laughed foolishly with the happiest face in the world.

Something dark stirred inside Jin Jangmyeongs heart.

While watching her happily feast, she managed to get a bite.

And in the end, she fell for the provocation and ended up eating until her stomach nearly burst.

The food was delicious, though.

However, she couldnt stand it when her mother expressed her pathetic gratitude.

It was because she shouldnt need to do that.

After all, it was just a frivolous act of kindness from an idiot who thought the world was all happiness.

A truly shitty, cheap, and superficial favor.  

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They were inside a slowly rolling carriage.

A carriage was originally an object that moved slowly.

If it went slightly faster, it became not a means of transport but a torture device that targetted the passengers buttocks.

Inside, A-Qing was having a hard time.

Mother²in korean, you can call other elderly Mother/Father even if theyre not actually your mother/father, is this really okay?

My child is a bit spoiled, so.. Myeong, youre making the Great Expert uncomfortable.

.This place is comfortable for me.

The comfort of a ride ultimately depended on how scientifically it could cushion impacts.

The carriages shock absorption relied heavily on the materials.

Meaning, it all came down to the elasticity of the lumber.

For that reason, Jin Jangmyeong wasnt exactly wrong.

A-Qings thighs, moderately padded with a fair balance of muscle and flesh, offered a much more comfortable ride than any cotton-stuffed cloth.

In addition, it was also nice to lean her back on.

After last nights attack, Jin Jangmyeongs attitude changed.

She clung to her side and refused to let go.

Instead, A-Qing felt a bit uncomfortable.

If it were some ten-year-old kid, she could easily hug and caress them, showering them with affection.

But what if it was a prime of her youth, springtime of her life, sixteen-year-old Female Middle Schooler chan, who was just a bit small and frail?

Just having her sit on her lap was enough to prepare herself for social death. TheClink Clink of them handcuffs.

Moreover, her mother was right there on the opposite side!

As such, A-Qing had no choice but to stiffen.

  But come on, isnt sixteen really not the age to be sitting on laps and acting all spoiled? Isnt that way too old for her now?

  Or is it? Is this a normal physical and mental distance for girls?

In truth, Jin Jangmyeong was currently enjoying that very reaction with the sensitivity typical of a sick child.

Though she didnt know why, she noticed that A-Qing found the contact with her quite uncomfortable.

As such, Jin Jangmyeong went a step further.

She grabbed A-Qings left and right hands and placed them on her thighs, stacking them together.

A-Qing stiffened like a rock.

This was absolutely fucked. SHE was absolutely fucked.

To others, it might look like a young woman holding her niece. But not to A-Qing.

The saying that what matters is the inside meant that the way each individual viewed the world was particularly important in this moment.

  Look at A-Qing hiding the A-Qing Law³ACT ON THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN AND YOUTH AGAINST SEX OFFENSES ..fuck.basically its saying A-Qing Law is ACT ON THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN AND YOUTH AGAINST SEX OFFENSES in korean. But its also A-Qing Law A double entendre. The meme implies that she is hiding the fact that this law exists in Murim because she doesnt want to get socially disgraced. At the same time, she is worrying that this is what people might think of her.. 

  Is this a green light? Shut the fuck up. Fuck no, its not⁴It basically is throwing shade on child predators who say oh it was consensual. Like no. Bro. They are children. It doesnt fucking matter if they consent or shit. THEY ARE CHILDREN.

  Eh? Look atA-Qinghiding⁵So, she is trying to use these memes to both claim her innocence and distract herself from the worries that she has about this situation.

She couldnt think of any of the myriad modern memes she would usually recite in moments of discomfort or unease.New n0vel chapters are published on n0ve(l)bi(n.)co/m

You, who were in the throes of puberty until just yesterday.

  Since when did you and I become us?⁶Another meme. Its basically pointing out a relationship that IS LEGAL. AS IN THEY ARE OF AGE. So, she is recalling these famous lines in movies/drama to call into attention how she is STRICTLY NOT A CHILD PREDATOR.

A-Qing was doing everything in her power to think silly thoughts.

Great Expert.

A-Qing startled at the sound of the displeased voice.

The stiff face of Yang Sowol appeared in her vision.

I am innocent! As you saw earlier, this was not my intentio

It seems I chose the wrong coachman.

Thankfully, it wasnt an inquiry about child molestation.

  By the way, whats wrong with the coachman?

  Ah. The coachman is absolute dogwater at his job. I see.

I guess it does kinda feel like Im becoming one with the ground.

She could feel every grain of sand on the road through her butt. Seriously.

She had once joined a friend for a drive to celebrate his new car.

And she got carsick in less than thirty minutes.

That was how much influence the driver had when it came to the comfort of a ride.

The carriage is slowing down.

Yang Sowol gripped her sword.

A-Qing was surprised.

  Sure, it feels like the coachman is driving with his feet, but isnt using your sword a bit much?

  Or is this considered common sense in Murim?

  Maybe in Murim, theres a custom of beheading a coachman who cant drive well.

  What a harsh industry.

  Then how do novice coachmen gain experience?

While A-Qing was still lost in her thoughts, Yang Sowol suddenly shouted.

Now!

There was no time to stop her.

Yang Sowol kicked the door open powerfully and leaped out.

She clearly wasnt telling her to just watch, so it must mean to follow her.

A-Qing also jumped out while carrying Jin Jangmyeong.

Shit! They noticed!

Get them! Only the brat needs to be unharmed!

An unexpected welcome party had crowded around.

Only then did A-Qing grasp the situation.

  The fuckers havent given up yet, huh.

A-Qings hand reached into her clothes before shooting something out.

One of the attackers who was rushing in grabbed his eye and fell to the ground screaming.

  AHHHHH! It was a scream so loud that his throat seemed to rip from the inside.

However, anyone would scream like that if a chopstick pierced through their eyelid and into their eye.

After last nights attack, A-Qing did a lot of reflecting.

She had become too complacent after gaining some confidence as a Master.

If her Inner Qi had been just a bit less, she wouldnt be breathing so easily right now.

As such, she spent some of the Free Practice Points she had saved up.

She had about thirty martial arts with a White Border, among which she upgraded two Inner Qi Cultivation Techniques to 10 Stars.

As they were the lowest grade martial arts, there was no 12 Star and Grand Star realm. Because of this, she wasnt able to gain any special abilities, but there was still about a 20% increase in her total amount of Qi.

Furthermore, she upgraded one Hidden Weapon Technique to 10 Stars.

Three Birds One Chopstick.

It was a throwing technique that had the meaning of hitting three birds with one chopstick; given that it was a readily available Hidden Weapon Technique, it was hard to expect much from its power.

However, a Master of the West, Mr. John Wick, had become renowned for massacring a certain unorthodox gang with a pencil. With a fucking pencil!

As such, even a Third-Rate Hidden Weapon Technique became a whole different beast in the hands of a master.

Three Birds One Chopstick was a technique that used any readily available stick, so its power was originally low. 

Therefore, the exquisite principle of its use lay in unpredictably. Or to put it more poetically, it was necessary to distract from the east but attack from the west.

The hidden weapons kept flying towards the assailants eyes.

One bastard had already been made a cyclops and had collapsed.

The attackers made their preparations, raising their arms to block at any moment.

But when they did so, a low strike buried itself straight between their crotches.

The second victim couldnt even scream.

Instead, he clutched his lower half and foamed at the mouth.

A vile attack that cut off all future generations.

The attackers felt a creeping fear that sent shivers down their spine.

Such viciousness!

A witch! Its a witch! Theres a witch here!

Honestly, A-Qing felt a bit sorry.

But what choice did she have in a life or death situation? She couldnt really have any inhibitions or discriminations in her methods, right?

Since she had incapacitated two with mere chopsticks, it made the investment of her Practice Points worthwhile.

A-Qing drew her sword. A menacing Sword Qi surged.

A Peak Realm Master!

Fuck, you never said anything about Peak Realm!

The bastards hesitated.

A-Qing was about to dash forward but only took a step.

The startled enemies quickly backed away.

A-Qing was conflicted.

  Is it okay for me to see blood with this kid clinging by my side?

She had already practiced the art of fighting with baggage in real combat the night before.

And from the looks of it, there were no Masters among them, so there were probably no issues.

But what if it gave a great blow to the delicate and sensitive nature of an angsty juvenile?

Right then, Yang Sowol leaped in with exquisite timing.

Great Expert, Myeong can-!

I was counting on you!

A-Qing shouted in excitement and joy.

Her hands were free. They were all fucked now.

Two suspicious men who had chased after Yang Sowol were split in half with a single sword strike.

Their upper bodies separated, spilling their contents.

The enemies opposite of Yang Sowol quickly scattered away.

That was when it happened.

Stop!

A rat-faced man came out as if going out of his way to assert his presence.

A-Qing recognized his face.  

You! From yesterday!

It was the bastard who threw a dagger and ran away yesterday.

Thanks to him, A-Qing was forced to reenact a certain Guan Yu experience⁷Guan Yu was once injured in the left arm by a stray arrow which pierced through his arm. Although the wound healed, he still experienced pain in the bone whenever there was a heavy downpour. A physician told him, The arrowhead had poison on it and the poison had seeped into the bone. The way to get rid of this problem is to cut open your arm and scrape away the poison in your bone..

All luster disappeared from A-Qings eyes.

I swore Id kill that motherfucker, didnt I?

Even while facing such killing intent, Rat Face somehow kept his morale high.

And then, he raised his arm high, as if showing off something.

It was a hand holding something black, large, and round.

Stop! Do you not see this? If you dont want us to all die together, hand over that brat and-

But A-Qing had already lost her mind in rage. She had far surpassed any sort of rational thinking or negotiation.

So, obviously, she didnt see it.

Ding-! The bell sound of the Buddhas Palm. 

The area above Rat Faces wrist disappeared without a trace.

And the black, large, round thing was pushed by the impact, flying far away and-

The sound became a shockwave that shook the forest.

Trees swayed, dry leaves flew, and grass was flattened all at once. Birds took off in unison.

A slight earthquake that traveled through the soles of everyones feet.

Thunder Bomb.

A secret weapon of the central government and Murims worst nightmare.

The only countermeasure was Reinforced Qi Armor.

Even the remains of a Peak Realm martial artist wouldnt be found if caught in its explosion.

But A-Qing didnt know about any of that. Nor did she care.

She had already grabbed Rat Faces neck.

You motherfucker. I told you Id kill you.

Keuk, youneversaidth-

I did, okay? In my mind. Desperately.

Whats that supp.

When the carotid artery was pressed firmly, there was no difference between a novice and a Master.

Rat Face lost consciousness and slumped down.

  I cant kill this bastard that easily now, can I?

  Well then, how should I kill him? What would be the best way? If someone is watching me, I want them to say I cooked the shit out of him, you know?

  But before that

A-Qings head snapped around.

Her bright smile and dead eyes faced the attackers.

• 1

  at least he sent the milk home

• 2

  in korean, you can call other elderly Mother/Father even if theyre not actually your mother/father

• 3

  ACT ON THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN AND YOUTH AGAINST SEX OFFENSES ..fuck.basically its saying A-Qing Law is ACT ON THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN AND YOUTH AGAINST SEX OFFENSES in korean. But its also A-Qing Law A double entendre. The meme implies that she is hiding the fact that this law exists in Murim because she doesnt want to get socially disgraced. At the same time, she is worrying that this is what people might think of her.

• 4

  It basically is throwing shade on child predators who say oh it was consensual. Like no. Bro. They are children. It doesnt fucking matter if they consent or shit. THEY ARE CHILDREN

• 5

  So, she is trying to use these memes to both claim her innocence and distract herself from the worries that she has about this situation.

• 6

  Another meme. Its basically pointing out a relationship that IS LEGAL. AS IN THEY ARE OF AGE. So, she is recalling these famous lines in movies/drama to call into attention how she is STRICTLY NOT A CHILD PREDATOR.

• 7

  Guan Yu was once injured in the left arm by a stray arrow which pierced through his arm. Although the wound healed, he still experienced pain in the bone whenever there was a heavy downpour. A physician told him, The arrowhead had poison on it and the poison had seeped into the bone. The way to get rid of this problem is to cut open your arm and scrape away the poison in your bone.