In Naruto: Reborn with a Chat Group

[Senju Tobirama: Honestly, I miss the early days of Konoha. Back then, our village was undoubtedly the strongest in the world.]

[Whether it was civilians or shinobi, no one from any other nation dared to insult or disrespect Konoha. Our presence alone commanded fear and respect.]

[But now, Konoha has fallen so far that even the Seven Ninja Trash-men think they can openly go after our ninjas without fear of consequences. It's honestly pathetic.]

[Uchiha Madara: That's exactly why I've always said, only through strength can you earn respect and fear. Hashirama's so-called "love and peace" is nothing but an illusion!]

[Ito Makoto: That's absolutely right, Grandpa Madara! I couldn't agree more!]

[The foundation of a strong nation is built on vast lands and undeniable power. I would rather bear the infamy for a lifetime if it means my descendants can live in prosperity for generations to come. The present may call it a crime, but history will see it as a great achievement!]

[Back when you guys first established Konoha, we had the God of Shinobi and the Ghost of the Uchiha standing side by side. That's why no other village dared to provoke us.]

[And the so-called Five Kage Summit is nothing more than a glorified meeting where a few countries agree to sit down and talk only because they fear war with us.]

[Why do you think they even bothered negotiating with Konoha in the first place? Because we were the strongest. Whoever has the power sets the rules and whoever leads the meeting is the true overlord.]

[And yet, despite all that strength, despite all that power, Grandpa First actually bowed his head and begged for peace!]

[Uchiha Madara: Enough! Stop talking! The more I think about it, the angrier I get! How the hell did Tobirama end up as the Hokage's guard?!]

[He actually let his older brother kneel down in front of the Five Kage Conference?! If I had been there, I would've told them, 'For the sake of peace, you should all bow down to me!']

[Senju Tobirama: Shut up, you damn Uchiha! You think I wanted my brother to do that?! You know how he is! It's not like he ever listens to me when it comes to these things!]

[Ito Makoto: In my opinion, strength is the only foundation of justice. True diplomacy comes from power. Dignity exists at the edge of a sword and the truth only exists within the range of ninjutsu!]

[Senju Tobirama: I never expected to hear such wise words from a shameless brat like you.]

[Uchiha Madara: Hahahaha! Kid, I completely approve of you! "Dignity exists on the edge of the sword! The truth is only within the range of ninjutsu!" Interesting!]

[Kid, what you said is exactly what I've always wanted to do! Just go ahead and do it!]

[Senju Hashirama: I get it, I get it! I made some dumb decisions before, okay?! Do you guys really need to keep rubbing it in?! Besides, my views have changed.]

[Namikaze Minato: I have to agree with Makoto. But before we can truly bring peace to the world, we must first make them feel pain. Because those who have never experienced pain, will never cherish peace.

[First, we make everyone in the world suffer! Only then will they truly value the peace they once took for granted. Moreover, MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN THEIR'S!!]

[Uchiha Izuna: Uh...]

[Uchiha Madara: Something feels off...]

[Senju Hashirama: Yeah, I feel like something's missing too!]

[Senju Tobirama: It must be that Kushina didn't beat Minato today, right?]

[Senju Hashirama: That's it! Why hasn't Kushina beaten Minato yet?!]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Tch! Will you guys shut up already?! Minato can do wherever he wants! I'm busy chatting with Grandma Mito and Mikoto!]

[Uchiha Mikoto: Exactly! Who cares about a bunch of perverts? Grandma Mito is even teaching me her Hundred Healings Mark! This is way better than dealing with all of you psychos!]

[Uzumaki Mito: Why are you wasting time chatting with them? Mikoto, Less talking, more learning!]

Back in the real world, Kakashi slowly reached for his headband, his fingers pulling it up to reveal his left eye, the Sharingan.

His usual laid-back demeanor was gone. Now, he was in battle mode.

Zabuza instinctively reached for his sword, only to remember that it was still in Makoto's hands. His eyes twitched in annoyance. 'Damn it...!'

Trying to cover up the awkwardness, he cracked his knuckles and let out a low chuckle. "So, you're finally showing me your Sharingan, huh?"

"If you hadn't, I would've thought you were underestimating me."

Hearing Zabuza's words, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura all turned their eyes to Kakashi.

'Sharingan? What? How? How does Kakashi have my clan's dojutsu?!' Sasuke's eyes widened in shock and a series of questions formed in his mind.

Naruto, as usual, had his own way of thinking. He squinted at Kakashi's eye. "Whoa! It really is a Sharingan! But Kakashi-sensei's has three tomoe and Sasuke's only has two!"

He scratched his head, thinking hard. "Wait, does that mean Kakashi-sensei's Sharingan got upgraded?"

Sasuke's lips twitched upon hearing his words.

"It's called evolution, you idiot!"

Naruto blinked in confusion. "But Sasuke, I remember Makoto saying the Sharingan is Uchiha Clan's Kekkei Genkai. So why does Kakashi-sensei have one? Is Kakashi-sensei secretly an Uchiha?"

"Idiot, Kakashi's surname is Hatake. How could he be an Uchiha?" Sasuke sighed, shaking his head.

Naruto suddenly had a look of realization. "I got it! That must mean he's actually Kakashi Uchiha Hatake!"

"SHUT UP, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!"