Chapter 415 Western Liang Women's Kingdom (5th Update)
White Dragon Horse transformed into his human form, Aolie, holding his belly with one hand and with a pained expression haunting his face.
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, he almost felt like crying, "Big brother, what on earth is happening to me? You, ow, how can you still be joking at a time like this?"
"Xiaobai, I, Old Sun, am not joking at all. You are panicking and it has affected your 'fetal breath'!" The expression on Sun Wukong's face was also very strange as he spoke to White Dragon Horse.
What's happening, Xiaobai is pregnant? Can men get pregnant?
Or is it that Xiaobai is actually a female!? She hid this for so long and none of us noticed?
"This, this is impossible..."
Seeing the serious look on Sun Wukong's face, it really didn't seem like he was joking. Aolie felt his belly pain easing, or rather, the shocking news made him completely disregard his bellyache as he stared dumbfounded at Sun Wukong, saying incredulously.
"This, Master is really playful, actually letting Xiaobai get pregnant..." Zhu Bajie, even more shocked, couldn't help but give Jiang Liu a big thumbs up, looking greatly admiring.
Master really is Master, such a playful spirit, I, Old Pig, am far behind him in this lifetime.
Can men even play their way into pregnancy? Who else in the world could do such a thing!?
"This, Second Brother is right!" At this moment, Sha Wujing also looked stunned, glanced at White Dragon Horse, then at Jiang Liu, and soon, he said in a low voice.
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At this moment, Jiang Liu didn't have the mind to explain so much with what the disciples were saying, White Dragon Horse is pregnant? This also left Jiang Liu stunned.
However, compared to the disciples, Jiang Liu's mind was naturally a bit clearer.
In the world of Journey to the West, what sort of situation could cause a man to become pregnant?
Anyone with a bit of knowledge from the previous life about Journey to the West could tell, right?
"Bajie, Wujing!"
After a moment of astounded silence, Jiang Liu's gaze swiftly shifted to Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie, his expression becoming much more serious as he asked, "What's going on? The water for tonight's hot pot, where did you get it from!?"
"Water?" Hearing Jiang Liu's question, Zhu Bajie was also taken aback for a moment, as if it were the most natural thing to answer, "From the well, of course!"
"Then, where did the water in the well come from!?" Jiang Liu asked very seriously.
Zhu Bajie didn't know where the water in the well came from; he turned his head to look at Sha Wujing beside him.
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Seeing his Master's gaze on him, Sha Wujing opened his mouth to reply, "Master, today I noticed that the well water was nearly dried up. Fortunately, there was a river outside the house, the river water was fairly clean, so I drew river water into our well for later use!"
"It's over..." Hearing Sha Wujing say this, Jiang Liu felt darkness before his eyes.
If the water had indeed just come from the well in the Exquisite Immortal Mansion, it would have been fine, but the fact that it was drawn from the river outside seemed to confirm Jiang Liu's suspicion.
"So, unknowingly, have we arrived at the Women's Kingdom? The river outside, could it possibly be the special Child-Mother River from the Women's Kingdom!?" Jiang Liu muttered to himself in his heart.
The situation that could cause White Dragon Horse to get pregnant, thinking it through, it seemed that this was the only explanation that made sense.
Moreover, using this river water for cooking hot pot wasn't limited to Xiaobai alone who ate it.
Earlier, Sun Wukong said that Xiaobai's panic led to the disturbance of the 'fetal breath' which caused his belly to ache, but what about the others?
"Master, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so upset?" Jiang Liu's upset expression made the disciples exchange glances in confusion, Zhu Bajie asked.
However, no sooner had he spoken than Zhu Bajie added, "Master, even if Xiaobai is pregnant, it's okay, right? Let the child be born, even if I, Old Pig, have to farm, I'll help raise the child!"
"Get lost!" Jiang Liu said irritably in response to Zhu Bajie's remark.
As he spoke, Jiang Liu's gaze landed on Sun Wukong, saying, "Wukong, take a look at Bajie's pulse too!"
"Take my pulse? Master, I, Old Pig, am not sick, nor am I feeling unwell!" Hearing Jiang Liu's words, Zhu Bajie shook his head, feeling it was unnecessary.
Arbitrarily taking his pulse, why?
It was Sun Wukong, however, sharp as ever, who upon hearing Jiang Liu's words, realized something, ignoring Zhu Bajie's protests. He grabbed Zhu Bajie's wrist and placed his fingers on the pulse points.
Only a moment later, Sun Wukong's expression turned strange, and he turned to Jiang Liu to say, "Master, you're not wrong, Bajie indeed has a pulse of joy!"
"Uh..." Zhu Bajie's face stiffened, stunned as if struck by lightning, frozen on the spot.
It was Sha Wujing, who after looking at the handsome features of Little White Dragon Aolie and then at Zhu Bajie's ugly pig-headed appearance, seemed to have a hard time wrapping his head around it, and muttered softly, "Even Second Brother wasn't spared? Master's taste has gotten this heavy!?"
"All right, none of you should laugh at anyone else, because, unless I'm mistaken, all of us disciples are pregnant!" Sha Wujing's words made Jiang Liu glance at him sideways, feeling that beneath his honest and simple exterior might hide a scheming heart, and he said with annoyance.
"What!?" Upon hearing Jiang Liu's words, Sun Wukong's face changed, and he quickly placed his hand on his pulse to feel it.
Sun Wukong was stunned, dumbfounded, his expression one of seeing a ghost: "How, how is this possible? Out of the blue, I, Old Sun, I, Old Sun am also pregnant?"
Sun Wukong's reaction essentially confirmed the master's words.
Sha Wujing was also stunned, then hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Big Brother, quick, quick, check my pulse too..."
Looking completely bewildered, Sun Wukong extended his hand, placed it on Sha Wujing's wrist for a moment, and then said, "You're not the exception. Master wasn't wrong, we're all pregnant!"
"Master, what on earth is going on!?" Upon hearing that Jiang Liu could outright declare that everyone was pregnant, White Dragon Horse came back to his senses and asked.
It seemed that the master knew something?
Originally, hearing that he was pregnant had shocked White Dragon Horse like a bolt from the blue, completely dumbfounding him, but as everyone was diagnosed with the joyful pulse and found to be pregnant too, maybe the situation wasn't so bad?
Even if the situation was very bad, at least he wasn't alone; his fellow disciples were with him, right?
"Yes, Master, what on earth is going on!?" This time, Sun Wukong wasn't joking around but seriously stared at Jiang Liu and asked.
Naturally, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also looked at Jiang Liu with eyes begging for rescue.
Joking aside, men getting pregnant? If it comes to giving birth, how would that even work?
Even without considering the issue of giving birth, if this news got out, how could they ever show their faces in the Three Realms and Six Paths again!
"Once, I read an ancient tome..."
Clearing his throat, Jiang Liu also gathered his thoughts and began, "There's a legend about a magical kingdom called the Women's Kingdom, true to its name, this country has no men at all, only women..."
"Wow, a country full of women!?" Upon hearing Jiang Liu's words, Zhu Bajie exclaimed with delight, his eyes gleaming, almost drooling.
In such a case, wouldn't this be a paradise for men?
Seeing Zhu Bajie's reaction, the corners of Jiang Liu's mouth twitched slightly.
Well, that reaction was very Zhu Bajie.
With a smack, Sun Wukong, clearly unable to stand his behavior, slapped Zhu Bajie on the head with annoyance, causing him to cry out in pain, "You fool, at a time like this, you still worry about that? Stop talking and listen to Master finish!"
"Monkey Brother, don't hit me, don't hit me, I was wrong, I'll stop talking!" Having been smacked by Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie knew that his comment was inappropriate at the time and quickly spoke to beg for mercy.
With Sun Wukong having slapped him, Jiang Liu didn't say much further and continued, "This Women's Kingdom, being all women, naturally do not bear children due to the union of man and woman but rather through drinking water!"
"Drinking water!?" The disciples looked at Jiang Liu with baffled faces.
Jiang Liu nodded, saying, "Yes, drinking water. In the Women's Kingdom, there is a river known as the Child-Mother River. If a woman wished to have a child, she would drink the water from the Child-Mother River. In this way, she would become pregnant, and naturally, the child born would also be a girl!"
While speaking, Jiang Liu reached out and touched his stomach, immediately feeling somewhat stiff.
Was it an illusion, or did Jiang Liu feel like his belly had already started to bulge a little?
Inside, was there already a girl, or rather, a little she-monkey?
"So are you saying that I, Old Sun's belly already has a girl? No, a little she-monkey?" Sun Wukong also touched his belly, somewhat incredulously said.
"So in my belly, is there a she-pig?" Zhu Bajie, looking like he was about to cry, exclaimed.
Touching his large belly, Zhu Bajie became even more anxious, saying, "Master, this is serious, the little she-pig in Old Pig's belly seems like she's about to be born! Look, my belly is already so big, oh no, this is the end!"
"You fool, hasn't your belly always been that big!?"
With a smack, Sun Wukong slapped Zhu Bajie on the head again, speaking with annoyance.
"Uh, that seems right, Monkey Brother wasn't wrong, it's just I, Old Pig, who got confused and scared myself!" Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie came to his senses.
(PS: Fifth update finished, and five more updates starting from 6 AM. Shamelessly asking for rewards, aiming for the top 10 in sales one last time, thank you...)
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