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Chapter 338: Chapter 338: Glory From Below (15)

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Chuzheng’s potions are all the top-tier ones bought from the mall.

Although many potions in the game are better when made by players themselves, the game caters to wealthy players by offering a similar batch of potions for sale.

Chuzheng distributed the potions to them.

A set of 30.

Chuzheng handed out five sets per person.

[Team]Huangfu Tieniu: …

[Team]Murong Gousheng: …

[Team]Number One Brother: …

[Team]Jiang Liang: Thanks, boss.

[Team]Master Zheng: You’re welcome.

The polite exchange between the two startled the other three.

This is a true big-shot!

The guy hands out stuff by the set, not by one or two.

Where did this rich second generation pop out from?

Thanks to the potions Chuzheng provided, which restored health quickly and added status buffs, the dungeon went much more smoothly than the first time.

However, when it came to the big boss, they still suffered a team wipe.

[Team]Number One Brother: Damn, I got squashed before my skill CD even finished.

[Team]Murong Gousheng: Number One Brother, you’re not on top of your game, you’ve gotten old, eh? What was that positioning just now, like an old man pushing a cart?

[Team]Number One Brother: As if you didn’t get squashed.

[Team]Huangfu Tieniu: Hahahahaha.

[Team]Jiang Liang: If it wasn’t for you guys, I wouldn’t have died either.

[Team]Murong Gousheng: Now, Jiang Liang, that’s where you’re wrong. How can you talk like that about your brothers? We just didn’t perform well. Another try and we’ll surely get it right!

Half an hour later.

They failed again.

[Team]Jiang Liang: Another try and we’ll surely get it right?

Although it was just a line of text, it seemed as if one could see Jiang Liang’s mockingly reproachable expression.

[Team]Huangfu Tieniu: I refuse to believe it, let’s go again!

Huangfu Tieniu and Murong Gousheng were determined to beat this dungeon, as being told they couldn’t do it was a disgrace to a man!

Chuzheng just floated along; she came back from dinner to find these guys still at it.

They just couldn’t beat the boss.

It’s not just them; lots of people around the world were complaining that the boss was too powerful, unreasonably so.

Players would get swatted by the boss as soon as they encountered it.

The team wipes were perfectly synchronized.

Players began to complain.

Jiang Liang asked Chuzheng to remove him from her blacklist.

Chuzheng thought of him as a Good Person Card and agreed to his request.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Boss, do you think there’s a problem with this boss?

[Private Chat]Master Zheng: Don’t know.

I’m just here to leech XP!

Leechers ought to be conscientious.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Can you take a look?

[Private Chat]Master Zheng: No.

[Private Chat]Master Zheng: Logging off.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Don’t leave

As soon as Jiang Liang sent the message, he saw Chuzheng’s avatar darken.

This person… why are they so hard to approach?

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: What are you doing, Jiang Liang?

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Nothing.

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: Are we still going for the dungeon?

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: She’s offline now, what’s the point, let’s not.

He had joined this dungeon mainly because of her.

Now with the main character gone,

what dungeon was there to play?

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: Didn’t you tell me last time you fell in love? What are you doing now? Why are you trying to get close to Chu Xi?

Jiang Liang, a person he had known for a long time, if it weren’t for a purpose, he definitely wouldn’t be so enthusiastic.

Hadn’t Chu Xi, in collaboration with others, ganged up on him last time? He couldn’t be waiting for a chance to get revenge, could he?

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: She is the person I told you about.

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: ???

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: What did you say? My signal’s not very good, say it again.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: …@@novelbin@@

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: Okay, then how do you know it’s her?

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Could there really be such coincidences in this world?

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: I hacked her computer.

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: …

I lost.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Fan Fan, do you think she would like me?

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: …

I find it unlikely.

Jiang Liang was not like this in the real world.

That crippling social anxiety he had made him doubt Jiang Liang would ever find a partner in his lifetime, and he might have to settle for a platonic online romance that would die upon the light of day.

—— The kind that good looks couldn’t save.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: I’ll go study it some more, have those two log off first.

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: No, but do you really like her? Do you even know who she is? You’ve only seen her once; you don’t even know her name!!

He never imagined that one day, love at first sight would happen to Jiang Liang.

When he first found out, he could only describe his feelings as horror.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: For saving my life, I should repay with my own.

[Private Chat]Number One Brother: …

To hell with repaying the life-saving grace with your own body.

How come you never offered to do that for me in the past?

Ah, spit!

He almost got sidetracked by those two bastards; he’s a straight man through and through!

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According to Bastard, her only tasks in this world, besides spending fortunes on games, are none for the time being.

Chuzheng spent a sleep, maintained Master Zheng’s languid dominance for half an hour, and logged in sluggishly.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: You online?

Right after Chuzheng logged in, Jiang Liang sent a message.

[Private Chat]Emperor of the Rich List: Mm.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: I’ve found a method to clear the level, wanna run it?

Chuzheng clicked on Jiang Liang’s avatar, his online time was over twenty hours; didn’t he sleep?

Why does it seem like Good Person Card is particularly enthusiastic towards me?

Could it be that he thinks I’m a good person?

[Private Chat]Emperor of the Rich List: Am I a good person?

On the other side of the computer, Jiang Liang was puzzled by this question.

What does that mean?

But complimenting her should make her happy, right?

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: You are.

[Private Chat]Emperor of the Rich List: Oh.

Little liar.

Good person, my foot!

Chuzheng mercilessly declined Jiang Liang’s invitation to run the level.

Chuzheng’s character was still at the spot where she logged off yesterday, and Jiang Liang appeared beside her soon after.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Clearing a Hell Mode dungeon for the first time gives lots of experience points. You want to level up, right? I’ll take you, and this time I guarantee you’ll make it through.

[Private Chat]Emperor of the Rich List: Not going.

[Private Chat]Jiang Liang: Then what do you want to do?

[Private Chat]Emperor of the Rich List: Nothing.

Just lying here like this.

[Main Quest: Spend 300,000 Gold Coins within an hour.]

Chuzheng: “…”

Bastard, you dog thing!

[…]Got used to it, no big deal, isn’t it, [Missy, cheer up!]

I must smile and encourage the host!

I am a system of quality.

Chuzheng slammed the mouse down again!

She sat for two minutes, then picked up the mouse.

And then she found out the mouse was broken…

Chuzheng: “…”

[…Missy, would you like to know what doubling down is?]

Damn it!

[Missy, be civilized, don’t you want your cool image?] How could Missy use foul language!!

Chuzheng said righteously: “That’s why I didn’t curse.”

[…] I find myself at a loss for words.