Life is Easier If You’re Handsome

In general, when entertainment agencies monitor online communities, they mostly focus on mainstream platforms like news articles and portal sites.@@novelbin@@

They usually avoid the darker corners of the internet since those places often use search-avoidance keywords or are filled with content too bizarre to take seriously.

And in that regard—

[Kim Donghu vs. a gorilla, who would win?]

Kim Donghu was one of the most frequent subjects in those bizarre discussions.

[Kim Donghu vs. General Chuk Jun-kyeong, who would win?]

• Best of three rounds.
• First round: swords, second round: fists, third round: free fight.

ㄴ Obviously, Kim Donghu. Have you seen him use a sword? This guy is basically Chuk Jun-kyeong and Xiang Yu combined.
ㄴ Wouldn’t Chuk Jun-kyeong win the sword fight? If the third round is free, the guy with the sword would have the advantage.
ㄴ What if Donghu uses gun techniques in the free round? How do you counter a gun?
ㄴ Fact is, people in Chuk Jun-kyeong’s time were all malnourished kids.
ㄴ True, modern kids have insane physiques.
ㄴ And among those insane kids, Kim Donghu is the best of the best. The guy half-killed a fully juiced-up elite athlete.

Kim Donghu’s reputation had long surpassed just being Korea’s heavyweight boxing gold medalist. It had spread even further, earning him the title of “Korea’s Strongest Man.”

Starting with an unrealistically handsome face,
Perfectly sculpted muscles in flawless proportion,
Destructive boxing skills that fully utilized that physique,
And an innate artistic sense with a myriad of talents to top it all off.

There was simply no one else who fit so many discussion topics at once.

[Most satisfying thing after Kim Donghu won the heavyweight gold medalㅋㅋㅋ]

• Those "celebrity fight rankings" people shut up real quick.
• All those “Back in my day...” old-timers vanished.
• “Yeah, well, now there’s a current, active Olympic boxing gold medalist working as an actor.”

• Basic training? That’s 4 weeks, right?
• If we’re lucky, we might see him in person.

• 185cm, 91kg heavyweight boxer. If he walked around with a serious face, people would shit themselves.
• Imagine him with a stiff face, clenching his fists, broad shoulders squared.
• He smiles for everyone’s sake because he knows his serious face would ruin the atmosphere.

• Kim Donghu doesn’t smile naturally.
• He forces himself to smile to keep the atmosphere light.
• Normally, his face is neutral.
• He only smiles when he’s around people.
• Because otherwise, the vibe gets unsettling.

• First, the thing you’re all most curious about—his size.
• Just imagine a dragon living down there.
• Kim Donghu isn’t just a lady-killer, he’s a different kind of bomber.
• I’ll share all the good stories later, there are too many, lol.

• Athleticism? Obviously off the charts.
• Personality? Shockingly humble for someone so successful at a young age.
• Looks? No contest. He’s the best-looking human being I’ve ever seen in person. Maybe in the world.
• And he eats... A LOT. Like, more than you’d believe.

• Officers asked for photos, and he agreed without hesitation.
• Before graduation, when recruits got their phones back, he took group photos with everyone.
• Even allowed personal shots. Signed autographs too.
• Told insane stories about Olympic training. Pure entertainment.