Chapter 621 - 618 Awkward Chat Mode
"After I became Prime Minister, I often lived in a bubble, constantly surrounded by special agents to ensure I wouldn’t be in danger. I appreciate everything they did, but many times it also caused me trouble."
"Whenever I strayed from the norm and did something unexpected, they would steer me back on track, into 10 Downing Street. Along with the power it gave me, it also made me responsible for many more people."
"So I’m really happy to be able to follow GOD·FANG into the wilderness; it’s easy to experience this outdoor adventure together with GOD·FANG."
With a backpack on his shoulders, Baus headed toward the beach alone after disembarking from the helicopter, stepping on rocks with his blonde hair tips fluttering attractively.
The former Mayor of London, former Foreign Secretary of Central Country, a contender for Prime Minister of Central Country—oh, and now he is. These are Johnson’s most conspicuous tags.
And the most memorable tag is—the Central Country version of Mr. Unpredictable.
His messy blonde hair and overly animated demeanor have provided citizens with a wealth of expressive memes, making Baus one of the two highly talked-about leaders.
Perhaps their similarities are due to the common "political persona" they have either intentionally or unintentionally crafted—approachability.
From talk shows to cycling to work, the Baus we see on our screens undoubtedly makes him seem more relatable to the average person, and it is precisely because of this image that Baus has become one of the most popular and approachable politicians in Central Country and even the world.
In just a few words, he would already be interacting normally with the audience.
As a bay that’s constantly eroded by the sea wind, there are no trees here. All that can be seen are black or white rocks, with hardy weeds growing in the crevices between them.
The damp air has covered the rocks with moss, forcing Baus to move cautiously. As a leader of a nation, he is quite young; but as an adventurer, he seemed a bit out of his element.
"I don’t aspire to learn cool survival skills, but I’m looking forward to GOD·FANG. I believe he can teach me some little tricks, setting up a shaky tent would be great, and it would be even better to manage a fire."
[Clearly a fake fan, Old Fang never brings tents when he’s in the wilderness]
[Correct, and straight to the point]
[Wait ’til you see what it means to build a house with bare hands, a wild hunting fiend]
Meanwhile, the helicopter had also landed on another stretch of beach, and after Bi Fang caught up, it took off and disappeared from view.
"It seems this is the rendezvous point."
Bi Fang looked around; the curving coastline stretched for about 5 kilometers, covered with fine sand, with a cliff several tens of meters high and green hills behind him forming a circular enclosure.
Extremely beautiful.
"Generally, plants like to grow in soil, where they can absorb the moisture and nutrients they need for growth. The beaches are full of sand, which lacks nutrients and can’t retain moisture. When the wind blows or the tide comes in, plants can easily be knocked down or washed away by the surging waters." Read new chapters at NovelBin.Côm
"Besides, the salt content in seawater is very high, and if sea water is used to irrigate plants, most of them would wilt due to their inability to withstand the salinity; even coastal plants like palm trees can only grow on beaches with fresh water."
"Ordinary plants can’t survive such harsh environments, which is why there are so few plants on the coast."
Compared to the lush giant trees of rainforests and forests, the environment here is wide open, just rocks and the endless sea and sky, making one feel open-hearted and broad-minded.
"Reading and traveling are the best ways to broaden one’s horizons and mind."
Bi Fang stood beside the seawater, his mood cheerful.
"Now that modern people are affluent, they like to travel. My advice is, if you really want to see different scenery, then you might go to the grasslands, deserts, the Yangtze River Three Gorges, to see these places, instead of going from one city to another."
"Take a good look at plateaus, lakes, snow-covered mountains, grasslands, Gobi, deserts. In the face of nature’s grandeur, some of life’s minor dissatisfactions don’t seem to matter at all."
[Next time for sure]
[I’ll go when I have money]
[Alas, traveling is luxury indeed, domestically you could spend a few thousand at most, but buying stuff can go over ten thousand, yet it’s hard to let go. You throw in two months of pure income, and the enjoyment of just two or three days is gone]
[Add one, it’s kind of a luxury, affordable but doesn’t feel worth it]
The audience chuckled. Is it really a choice that’s preventing them from seeing natural landscapes?
No, it’s lack of money.
[So much to say, but it all comes down to tears]
[Another day, another no-money]
[Wait until I’m financially free, I’ll visit every place Master Fang has been!!!]
[Go to the Atlantic to see whales, go to Qaidam to see the desert, go to Mohe to see the snow-capped mountains, go to Denmark to see the aurora....and now add one more, go to Central Country to see the beaches]
Bi Fang stood still, chatting with the audience for a while and waiting for Moyo for about ten minutes, as viewers reminded him.
[He’s coming, he’s coming]
[Old Fang, look behind you, the big shot’s arrived]
Bi Fang turned around, and sure enough, on the beach hundreds of meters away, a man was walking towards him.
With his enhanced vision, Bi Fang recognized the man from hundreds of meters away. The messy and unrestrained blond hair billowed in the sea breeze. It was the Prime Minister of Central Country that he had been waiting for.
Bi Fang immediately jogged over, waving at the other man, while running and laughing, "A leader of a major country asking to participate honestly, I never imagined it could happen, I just hope I don’t get tongue-tied."
Baus was the biggest "celebrity" Bi Fang had ever met in this and his past life, and as he ran over, he couldn’t help feeling a bit nervous.
Because of this, when he nearly reached the man, Bi Fang slowed his pace, changing from running to walking.
"Hey, Fang!" Baus called out and waved from ten meters away.
"Hello, Mr. Prime Minister."
"How are you?"
"Very well, sir."
Baus smiled, walked up to Bi Fang, and held out his hand: "Pleased to meet you."
"I’m Bi Fang, pleased to meet you."
"This is a great place for a meeting," Baus patted Bi Fang on the arm.
"Yes, it’s quite spectacular."
Bi Fang nodded.
For Central Country, today was an unusually sunny day.
The conversation between the two left the audience stunned, and they couldn’t help but start to comment.
[Feels like I’m back in third grade just learning English]
[Is Master Fang nervous? (funny)]
[Awkward chat mode activated]
[I’m an English noob; turn off the visuals, and I can actually understand what they’re saying, hahahaha]
[Got it, I’m gonna use this in my English exam]
Bi Fang scratched his eyebrow, seeing the bullet comments, he paused: "It’s an honor to have an adventure with the Prime Minister."
Baus laughed: "I think this will also be my first chance to truly travel in these past few years."
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