Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 314: On the brink of nuclear oblivion.

In the end, I think Luna's proposal should remain a proposal... for now.

There is still a clear goal we haven't accomplished yet, which is recreating the firepower of a nuclear bomb, and wouldn't it be kind of weird if I told my lovers I want to have sex with a bunch of random plants and whatnot? No, I mean, they already know how perverted I am, but they just got their sad memories back. I don't want to be that obnoxious.

So, I want to wait until those scenes fade away, but that's only a part of it. Eva has also promised to put me on the line with the otherworldly Goddess of Seduction—Athena.

According to what Eva told me, she met Athena and Neveah on Earth, of all places. The whole story sounds kinda lengthy, but in short, they became quite close and have pledged to be sisters ever since. As someone who is walking on the path to becoming omnisexual, it would be a great help to receive advice from a senior. Not to mention that I'm copiously curious about another deity of lust like me.

What does she look like? How is her voice? What kind of techniques is she using?

It's exciting, honestly.

For now, though, I need to focus on the nuclear bomb while waiting for Eva.

''Phew... it's grinding time!''

I am the kind of elf who gets really bored really fast if what I'm doing doesn't interest me, whether that's studying or some other boring tasks.

That's why I try to find the 'fun' in every activity I do. I think it can really help with productivity, and the results stemming from passion will probably be superior.

Although it's hard to enjoy sifting through tens of thousands of scientific papers and 

And before long...

''...I think we got it right.''

Through thousands of experiments, weeks of time, and just about ninety percent of my brain cells, we finally got it working. The fissioning part has already been done a while ago, but we have only perfected the other stuff just now.

Although stupidly expensive material-wise, meaning we have to pour a significant amount of divine energy to get the damn uranium, and we haven't even come close to actually mass-producing them, we have something that should work.

Oh, by the way, we can contain the radiation with divine power. We were prepared for some sort of telekinesis shenanigans to handle the uranium safely, but Anna just casually wrapped them all in a shield, so that was that.

In any case, sitting before us right now is a roughly shaped, metal-looking bomb that is the size of two or three Sylvias. We've designed it to detonate upon impact, and if not, we also implanted a piece of my magic inside it so I can manually activate the first bomb as well.

It's only now that I realize it, but... even if I am already a semi-goddess, standing before something that can raze a whole city to the ground like this is quite nerve-wracking. It really does go to show how close humanity has come to reaching godhood.

Terrifying.

...But also impressive.

All of a sudden, a wave of excitement washes over me. I swallow a gulp, turning to Sariel, who has an equally mesmerized expression.

''Hey, Sariel...''

''Yes?''

''What do you want to call it?''

''I'm not sure. It looks like a Pi, so should we name it that?''

What? It looks like a Pi? What does that mean?

Well, it's a good name, I guess...

''Anyway, should we start finding a place to drop this thing on, Sariel?''

''...I think so.''

''Also, since we have reached this far, resting for a day or two won't be a problem, right?''

''Of course. Even I am tired, Sylvia. It's already late. How about a celebratory drink with me inside this lab's bedroom?''

...Smooth as ever, huh. Still, aren't there concerns over how the ripples of divine power coming from our 'exercise' can affect the bomb? We don't know how it reacts when passing through a portal, so storing them in my space storage is a no-go...

I guess we can have Anna come over here to shield the bomb off completely. A threesome is nice, too.

In the end, due to worries of a nuclear fallout that might affect the planet's face for millennia, we have decided to put off detonating the bomb for now.

Since Sariel and I have poured the majority of our divine power into making the atomic bomb, we've got no choice but to stay put for a while. During this time, we work on stuff that doesn't need a lot of power, namely, constructing the infrastructure required to produce weapons of mass destruction.

Of course, we fully intend to keep this dangerous concept to ourselves, so somewhere inside Eva's extra dimension is good. At this point, only she can recreate and maintain an environment identical to that of the outside world. I initially thought we could just cheat our way through this by making the bomb inside a heavily altered dimension, but my idiot brain didn't consider that it needs to work outside, not inside.

So, the days keep flying by.

The others are quite busy helping out the frontline in clearing the demons and reclaiming the lost lands. Only Luna and Eva can visit us often. This means that I'm shoving tentacles down my throat a lot, but...

''Hanako.''

''Oh, Eva.''

One day, while I'm building another boring science machine, the owner of this realm appears before me. As usual, I stubbornly demand a hug before anything else. Although shy, Eva properly takes me into her embrace, and that warms me.

''Did something happen?'' I ask.

''She is available now. Do you want to connect to her right away?'' Eva replies.

''By her, you mean...''

''Yes. Athena.''

And, after a long time of waiting and anticipating, I've gotten a chance to talk with Athena, the Goddess of Seduction. Obviously, I don't want to make her wait long, so I immediately tell Eva to hit up that lady.

What the goddess pulls out next is... her laptop, unexpectedly.

We sit side by side at a nearby table, and after clicking here and there a bit, Eva lands on a very... pink profile in the messaging app. It's weird because I only know that both the wallpaper and the avatar are pink, but I don't know exactly what they are.

This is somehow still not worse than watching censored porn, but I digress. 

Without hesitation, Eva clicks on the call button. A separate window pops up, and a few rings later...

[Hello?]

''Woah...''

Even without actually seeing the person, I can almost feel the sensual aura oozing through the virtual screen. Is this the same aura that I have? I mean, how strong is it that the intensity stays this prominent when she is literally in another universe...?

I'm humbled. Really.

[Is anyone there~?]

Oh, did I forget to comment on her voice?

Like honey dripping onto flowers, her voice naturally sounds thick and raspy yet sweet, and something about the way it wraps around my ears makes it especially bewitching. There's a word for this—sultry, and I don't even think that does it justice.

''Hanako.''

''Ah.''

It seems I have zoned out for a moment. This is quite insane. Focus, focus.

''Phew... hello, Miss Athena?''@@novelbin@@