Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

''So?''

''Um...''

''What the hell did you guys do in there?''

''S-See, it's like this—''

''Four days! You've been there for four days! Did you get knocked out or something??''

Listening to Tina's lecture for the first time in a while, I can't help but feel really guilty. Normally, I'd expect Liana to scold me every time I slip up, but coming from someone as proper and—usually—gentle Tina, it's just not the same.

Oh, Anna is also getting lectured with me. For one reason or another, we ended up staying inside the hall for almost four days. At some point, we lost our sense of time, I suppose.

Of course, coming out late by a whopping two days isn't a good thing, but on the bright side, I was able to gain a sizable chunk of divinity just from screwing around with different creatures. Even that is just the first trip. The cells extend almost to the end of the world, so to speak, meaning this is just the beginning.

Besides, two days were a bit insufficient for my lust, as I happened to find out. Anna had to take some time off to rest here and there, but I pretty much ran a marathon for that near a hundred hours. I should probably thank Eva for reassuring my lovers out here in the meantime and convincing them not to forcefully drag me out.

Nonetheless, a good experience needs time to sink into one's mind. It works that way for me, at least, so I'll get a decent break before going in again.

Aside from that, I'm also curious about what kind of progress the world has had while I was gone.

''As I was saying—''

So, I patiently wait and nod to every word Tina utters with that sexy mouth of hers, and before long, she has seemingly forgiven us. It's not quite that easy, but I can appease her later.

In any case, I quickly approach Sariel, who's perhaps caught up with it all.

''I've been working with Her Holiness to create a suitable environment inside her pocket world,'' She says, beaming a soft smile as usual. ''For the nuclear warhead, of course.''

Ah, that. So this is why I could feel the world shifting between orgasms. 

''But what about getting it through the portal? Are we clear on that?'' I reply.

''Her Holiness can take care of it. Emulating the conditions of this world isn't particularly difficult... for her.''

As I glance to the side, where Eva is still clicking away on her laptop's keyboard, I can't help but gain another notch of respect for her. I want to hold her by the armpits and show the world, 'This is my goddess!' so bad.

Well, so it appears we can soon test the nuke. Once that is good to go, we can start working on mass-producing them.

For news related to the other venture we're pursuing—gaining followers—Sariel tells me to ask the elf duo instead. I've been hesitant to call out to these girls because... they're kind of dozing off, so I don't want to wake them up.

''...''

In fact, I am also a bit sleepy after staying up for four days straight. No matter how much of a deity I am, resting is still a priority. Looking at them leaning back on the couch so lazily and peacefully like this...

''Ah.''

''Get some rest.''

The moment Tina says that, tapping me on the back, I swear my affection for her just rose another notch. After confirming there's nothing urgent at the moment, I finally make the decision to sleep for a while.

So, naturally, I snuggle between Emy and Liana, getting myself comfortable for a well-deserved rest.

The ceiling I wake up to is a bit familiar.

It's much quieter compared to the monster den I've been in these past few days, and most of all, I'm engulfed in human warmth. I always think about the crazy hugging shenanigans these girls come up with during their sleep, but this time, I am the only target. Of course, they'll hug me, which is quite cozy when I really think about it.

''...''

...Is what I wanted to say, but why are they hugging my thighs?

Well, it doesn't matter.

Once I have had my fill of stretching out and squirming around the bed, I wake up the two elves, greet them warmly with a few kisses, and get right to the question.

''Ah, that...?''

Liana, likely exhausted from the constant fighting, rubs her eyes for a while before... slumbering back down for a second nap. Nice.

''Here. Look at it for yourself.''

Thankfully, Emy is still available and well. As usual, she itches unbelievably close to me—to the point that our cheeks touch—and subtly takes my waist while showing me her phone.

''Uh...''

...The wallpaper is a bit heartwarming. It's just the two of us holding hands, but it means a lot to me.

Aside from that, I also see a few interesting apps popping up.

''Did they make an app store?'' I ask. ''Man, those programmers are fast...''

''Mn. There's a social media app, too.''

''Vetted?''

''Vetted.''

''Ooh... we are practically ready to release them to the public, then.''

At my optimistic words, Emy's golden eyes turn to me a bit. Without further responses, she leans on me a bit more—typical Emy behavior. As I cuddle up to her while smiling like an idiot, however, she utters,

''It's already out. Everybody is using it...''

...Which, rightfully, dumbfounds me.

''No, how did they even do it in just four days...?''

Talking too much costs Emy her precious energy, so she instead leans down and puts her face between my chest, demanding some real cuddles this time.

Once I grant that, she gingerly begins to open up, ''We've actually been preparing to do the same thing for a while... is what I heard. They planned a good portion of the plans and signed deals even before your proposal, so it went quite smoothly.''

''Ah, so it's like that...''

Oh, right. Now that I think about it, Dad might have mentioned this somewhere... I can't remember everything. Nonetheless, it is a good thing, right?

''And you're a celebrity now.''

''Huh?''

Excuse me? What does that mean...?

As I would find out later, my helpful helpers had already proceeded with the first stages of my incredible 'Ultimate extreme galactic tremendous terrific plan to become the most popular girl on the planet!' operation.

Terrible names aside, the 'helpers' I'm referring to are, of course, Luna and the succubus princess—Dina.

Anyway, it goes something like this:

Phones are advertised and sold pretty much identically to their counterparts on Earth when they first take shape of what they are right now. But it's not like anybody can or wants to buy them. Still,  a very good crowd of people to start, I'd wager.

The social media application is among the prominent ones available to the user, and with the new experience it offers, it's no strange that tens of thousands of people are using it now. The number keeps rising, too.

''Heheh... you should thank us.''

Looking very proud for a mere bitch, Dina brags about the kinds of photos she has put on my 'official' page. Thankfully, they're not thirst traps but very wholesome scenes of me doing my saintly things, which are, admittedly, very rare.

Yeah, it's a bit embarrassing, but not a big deal.

The comments saying 'sinful body' or 'made for sin' are the problem. I even wore a nun outfit that day... at least they seem to like me.

Well, I guess this is the start.