Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Special case: Some sort of revenge.

''...What did you just say?''

''I said, kneel.''

With a blissfully innocent face, Anna points straight down at the cold wooden floor, a leather collar hanging on her other hand.

Okay, here's the situation.

I just woke up and cleaned myself in the bathroom. Upon exiting, the bubbly cat immediately blocked my way and hit me with those incomprehensible words.

And we arrive at the current moment.

''...What's this all about?'' I ask, obviously puzzled. 

Seeming genuinely shocked, Anna slightly pouts and brings the collar closer to me, ''Didn't you promise us to become our pet for today? Come on, there's no need to be embarrassed. Let me put this on for you.''

''H-Hold on, what pet again...?!''

Needless to say, I have no memories whatsoever of this 'promise' that I allegedly made. The possibility of it being a prank briefly flashes through my mind, but seeing that the remaining six women in the room don't seem to see a problem in Anna's words...

Did I really forget it...?

No, I mean—

''Oh... I've been looking forward to it so much...''

''...Wait, I'll do it! I'll do it!''

Unable to resist the pitiful cat's whimpers, I have no choice but to let her put the collar on my face and get down on all four. As my palms make contact with the floor and my knees shoulder the load of my lower body, I am once again reminded of why we don't walk this way.

It's uncomfortable.

And I have to go through a day like this...?

It doesn't help that all seven members of my harem react as if this is only normal. Most of the time, one or two of them will come over and stroke my head. Some scratch under my chin like I'm some sort of animal, some knead my ears, and, of course, that brat Liana decides to play with my stomach.

Comfortable as this is, and I hate to admit it, the more it goes on, the more I'm confused.

Worse, any attempt that I make to inquire further is met with a rejection. At some point, I decide to give up. There's nothing in particular I want to do today anyway.

So, I start to crawl around the room, rubbing my cheeks against these pretty girls' thighs and calves, earning some cuddles here and there. Slowly, I realize the charms of doing this.

After all, isn't it a life goal to snuggle into pretty women's embraces?

Of course, some of them are bound to be more desirable than the others, such as Tina's fluffy and fragrant embrace, Luna's gentle arms, or Eva's reassuring one... but on the other hand...

''...''

For a while now, I've been noticing Liana's glare at the back of my head. Well, I am avoiding her a bit, after all. It feels weird when she nudges my stomach every time, and her body is... um... skinny, I guess.

After sulking in the corner for a while, the flat-chested elf eventually springs up and puffs out in anger,

''I can't stand this anymore!''

''What's wrong, Raeliana?'' Luna, who's sitting closest to the elf, tilts her head. ''Is it... ah.''

''Why are we even doing this prank anyway? We were supposed to spend all day fucking the soul out of her! It's my goddamn day off in a month!''

''This was your idea, though...''

...So this was a prank all along.

As I soon learn, this whole thing is a revenge of sorts for the April Fool's joke I did last year. This act is supposed to last a bit more, but a certain someone loses her control... and we arrive here.

''I didn't even realize it is April first...''

In the end, we proceed with the original plan for the day, which is just to fuck a lot.