Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)

Day 81 – Evening, White Weirdo Inn

Everyone’s wolfing down their oyakodon, mouths full and steaming, yep, I really want some nori.

I still feel slightly under the weather, probably something to do with that darkness, but since I have『Staff of the World Tree』and can also additionally apply its effects with Magic Wrap, I will eventually recover. As I thought, I should be the one taking care of that. There is no telling what would happen if someone else attempted that.

The fact what that dungeon had 99 floors might be a much bigger issue. Because I’m pretty sure that dungeon wasn’t that old.

No idea if we somehow missed a sudden rapid growth, but it would’ve hit the limit in with just one more floor, and as soon as a dungeon reaches 100 floors, it becomes drastically stronger. That’s why they have to be crushed before that happens. The problem is, you can’t know how deep it is until you dive in, but once you’ve dived in, you’ve already cleared it, so knowing the depth doesn’t matter anymore.

「Haruka, another one!」 「Onii-chan, me too~」 「Extra large!」 「Another helping!」 「Heavy on the toppings!」 「More meat?」 「Then~~ make it soupy~」 「No meat?」 「That one! Tamago-don!」 「Chestnut bun…」 「Onii-chan, soup.」 「Wait, a bucket with extra!」 (Jiggle-Jiggle!) 「I’m here too~」 …………(Currently Feasting)

It seems that with the increase in stats that accompanies leveling up a person would also consume more food… But this seems to be something else. Yeah, they are just being gluttons. Apparently, at high levels, you waste away if you don’t eat a ton—but these high school girls are panicking and doing One More Set after eating. Their levels can’t keep up with their excessive energy intake. The food expenses are out of control already, but they are still asking for seconds!

At the debriefing, it sounded like everyone made it to the mid-floors, so starting tomorrow they’ll be doing floor boss fights on the 50th floors. Just to be safe, they’ll be tackling them with two parties each.

I thought that we’d also take another dungeon, but I was given a day off. I’m not looking well, apparently. Like, my overall condition? Not me in general? Or particular? Just my condition, okay?

That’s right, neither Slime-san nor Dancing Girl-san have visited my cozy cave in the forest. Even Armored Pres-san has only been there once. The girls also wanted to go there, so I’d like to do some cleaning, grass cutting, and gob hunting beforehand. Checking on the Evil Forest might also be a good idea.

「It seems Meripapa-san is going to be back tomorrow or so, did you hear anything from him?」

「Omui-sama seems to be yet to return, but Aide-san dropped by, leaving a request to cut more of the Evil Forest.」

Taking a look at the map that came with the request, there seems to be three large areas and countless small ones marked for felling. The forest seems to have spread quite a bit, but areas with towns and villages are given a higher priority. i asked Demon Scythes about the progress, turns out they already took care of one large area and a few small ones, and they also had tons of mushrooms. But how are they even gathering them? They somehow even manage to bring magic stones?

Everyone’s apparently doing Dance Dance Revolution for One More Set, so I’ll head to the bath first. Even the Orphans have started doing DDR, what exactly are they aiming for? Well, it’s called Dance Dance Revolution, but it’s really a training class for all kinds of dance and martial arts. The Orphans are happily doing the Cossack dance. A matinee?

The lady at the general store and the old man at the weapon shop both smiled saying the Orphans work hard. The guild receptionist said, 『The Orphans are such good kids』, but was giving me this long, cold stare? …Is there something she wants to tell me?

Even in town, the Orphans working wearing their backpacks are very popular, they apparently got loads of sweets. Since we’ve already handed out backpacks to the Orphans at the orphanages in the frontier towns too, now there are tons of kids with randoseru working all over the city. A certain little raccoon can be seen among them from time to time, but since no one can recognize that, let’s just leave her be. She looks way too natural with that backpack.

Leaving washing dishes to them, I’m currently soaking in the bath with Slime-san.

「Pheew~」(Jii~ggle)

The wounds don’t sting as much as I expected. It’s a bit prickly, but not enough to call it painful. With all the cuts, tears, splits, snaps, and breaks happening on a daily basis this much just barely qualifies as a flesh wound. I’ve been applying the effect from 『Staff of the World Tree』all this time, so it should finish healing soon enough. I don’t want anyone connected to that darkness getting close to this, so let’s just hurry and heal up.

Focusing and wrapping『Regeneration』, I circulate mana through『Staff of the World Tree』.Slime-san seems to be also helping, applying『Recovery』and『Purification』. Moreover, this jiggling is very soothing.

I’ll just enjoy the bath, spacing out as I keep up the healing. There are many things I have to consider, but for now, I should be content with winning today. That alone is enough.

Appraising the drop from the dungeon master, and the treasure from the hidden room on the last floor, can wait until later. Right now, I just soak slowly in the water without thinking about anything, letting the fatigue wash away.

「Aaah~」(Jiggle~)

It’s a relax time, so whatever. Let’s just dissolve into the water, today is a long bath~.

After leisurely and lazily getting out of the bath, feeling good, it looks like the One More Set is in its final stretch. Armored Pres-san is drilling them hard while teaching swordsmanship, and Dancing Girl-san is training them with a focus on shields, slipping in special battles and personal lessons in between.

When Armored Pres-san teaches sword techniques to the Fish Girl, Dancing Girl-san passes on agile martial techniques to Rhythmic Gymnastics Girl. When Armored Pres-san trains the Bitches and the Pres group in sword skills, Dancing Girl-san teaches shield techniques to the Volleyball Club Girls and evasive tanking to the Culture Clubs girls. With two instructors, the variety has increased, and with more things they can learn and do, their chances of survival are getting better. Now there’s even a morning star and chain and sickle class starting, but, seriously, I don’t think that’s necessary? I mean, you are going to use this on me, not on monsters? So you don’t really need to teach this? It hurts, you know?

「「「「Thank you very much.」」」」

Looks like they are done.

「The Geeks and Idiots are skipping? Isn’t it unusual for the Idiots to skip combat practice?」

「Ah, the boys are training on their own.」

Are they planning to specialize in party-based combat? In raids, the boys made no mistakes. They’re idiots, and geeks, but they’re formidable. If it were about individual skills, they should be getting direct instruction from Armored Pres-san or Dancing Girl-san. The fact that they’re doing something separately must mean they’re focusing on party battles or small-group coordination. Well, in the Geeks’ case, it might just be magic practice.

Right now, the only parties that really feel safe and reliable are the Geeks, the Idiots, and the Bitches. The Committee stands out, but they lack stability, and as for the Sports Clubs Girls and Culture Club Girls, they still have very obvious strengths and weaknesses. And the Geeks and Idiots already have experience with fighting other humans to death. Thanks to that they gained a very specific alertness, since they learned that lowering their guard could mean death.

Monsters don’t play tricks, they attack fair and square as monsters. But people are different. They can pretend to be an ally just to stab you in the back. It’s something one is better off not knowing, but it is also something that is far too dangerous to be unaware of, yet, once you learn it… You cannot remain the same. The girls are too gentle for constantly doubting people, layering traps, staying on guard, and reading between the lines, and I wouldn’t want that to change. They don’t have to become like us. It’s obviously better if they won’t turn out the same way. After all, the boys haven’t parted with their weapons even once since they came to this world. Even when they are having fun with everyone at the inn, they are still prepared to fight for their lives.

I head back to my room to take a break before doing some side work. Yeah, still feeling a bit sluggish.

I calmly admire bouncing Slime-san.As expected of Slime-san—compared to a grotesque mass of flesh like a Swarm Blob, even though they’re both blob-like spheres, the difference is like heaven and earth! Slime-san bounces gently across my body while using 『Recovery』on me, most of the visible wounds have nearly disappeared by now.

「Phew~. Just three months ago, I was just a regular high school boy, and now my wounds regenerate, tentacles grow out, and even though I’ve never had a girlfriend, the number of concubines keeps increasing, and as for Affection Rating… no, now that I think about it, I’ve never actually seen it before. Not even once. I’d kinda like to see it~, at least once, you know?」

I’ve probably felt extra slugging because my MP was so low. Once my wounds closed and MP somewhat recovered I felt a lot better. Feeling sluggish I couldn’t eat much of the dinner, but for MP recovery, you need food and sleep. However, sleep is difficult! I mean, telling a Highschool Boy to sleep caught in between two beauties? Any highschool boy, lying in bed in between two beautiful women would even be able to Resist 『Sleep』spell, and dragged into the spiral of lust and desire would transform into a Highschool Boy! Yeah, sleeping is impossible.

So, food it is. I summon the Demon Scythes and bring in Slime-san for a snack party, everyone’s munching on the stockpiled cookies meant for as orphan countermeasures. The new weapon I developed to deal with the Flying Orphan Launcher – Chaff Cookies. By scattering these decoy cookies (chaff), I can lure away incoming Orphans and use the distraction to escape. It’s a brand-new technique! Now, not just the Royal Capital’s orphan squad, but even the frontier orphan kids have joined in, and their airborne hug-launch assault network is nearly complete across the whole city. Since they’re all out working, they can come flying in at you from literally anywhere in town!

(Jiggle~Jiggle)「「「……!」」」

It’s delicious, you say? After processing the flour with alchemy to make it finer and more uniform, then baking it, the result was a whole level tastier.They say good cooking is all about that extra step, but it looks like one extra spell works just as well.

「Here you go~, it’s hot milk~. It’s actually hot, so be careful, wait a moment, the temperature is probably not an issue for a slime and demon scythes, but make sure to blow on it anyway? Just in case? Okay?」

(Puff, Puff)「「「……－,……－」」」

I was sure that Slime-san could do it, but to think that the scythes can somehow blow too. You really can’t underestimate fantasy worlds!

There’s a ton of stuff I should be thinking about, the darkness, dungeons’ growth, the bumps on the tentacles, but taking it easy once in a while is also fine. I’ve got more companions now, so I might as well relax a bit.

And as I was taking it easy, two 『Tuxedo Bunny Lv ERO』came back, and party time resumed. Yes, take it easy, and have some snacks… L-Lovely thighs in fishnet stockings?! No, no, let’s relax and have some hot milk—ah! Milky something just touched onto my elbow! N-no, take it easy! Four long bunny ears swaying, two round tails waving… This is a chill snack party!

It’s a peaceful moment of rest, a time of relaxation for a warrior who fights in the Dungeon day after day.

On either side of me on the sofa, ultra-beautiful tuxedo bunny girls are nestled close, leaning in as they sit, feeding me sweets in turns while also nibbling on them themselves. It’s a dangerously seductive bunny service! This really feels like the kind of service that’s going to cost me a lot later on! When I lower my gaze, I see amber-toned legs wrapped in fishnet tights, already dangerously alluring, but the glossy black stockings concealing pure white thighs are just as seductive. This, this is a bunny trap!

Slime-san and Demon Scythes are now sleeping, after stuffing themselves with the sweets. Those four are always early to bed.

Once it’s just the three of us, the service gets even more excessive. Armored Pres-san, sitting on my right, has her left leg draped over my right leg, sandwiching it between hers. On the left, Dancing Girl-san’s leg is resting on my left leg too, gently pressing in from that side as well.

Both my arms are enveloped in soft, squishy sensations from either side, my hands nestled between divine thighs. Half-embraced, held close as if clinging to my arms, the two of them take turns feeding me cookies, a bewitching reception from these luxurious high-class bunny girls.

Well, it’s probably their gratitude.

It was probably obvious to them that I simply didn’t want them to get near that darkness, but it was still exactly as I said.

After all, there is no training better than that. where life and death hang on a knife’s edge, with the scales tipped almost entirely toward death, that’s what real combat truly is. Yeah, generally, you get really motivated when death enters the equation.

Now we’re cuddled up, all lovey-dovey, feeding each other cookies mouth-to-mouth, bodies pressed close in soft, bouncy contact, this isn’t just the closest thing to heaven, it’s way beyond that. It’s top-floor, celestial-level service from a bunny club far above the heavens themselves.

What happens to be pressed here, or stroked there, with these enchanting bunny girls clinging tightly to me on both sides, is a secret. Even for someone like me, who’s mastered the art of ripping off others, this level of service would have me gladly getting scammed of every penny and coming back every night. That’s how divine this bunny heaven truly is!

Surely, the very top floor of heaven, 999F, lies Bunny Heaven, and somewhere way beneath even the trash pit at the bottom of the underworld… lies the old geezer’s White Room.That’s lower than 100 floors underground.

As they playfully laugh while fawning over me, tangled up together in delightful moments, and before I realize it, their bunny outfits are slipping open, revealing their beautiful bare skin for me to fully savor.

By now, being thoroughly touched, licked, swallowed, the Highschool Boy-san is in a greatly overjoyed state, or rather, in attention for further action. ♪

The bunny girls, with their strikingly beautiful faces, gaze up at me with those upward glances, eyes locked on mine, while their mouths are preoccupied.

As I thought, they both felt unfathomable danger from that darkness. Even Slime-san appeared afraid. That’s why they were so worried about me facing it alone, and also grateful for taking on that battle. No, I mean… I didn’t feel anything?

Well, I’m feeling quite a lot right now, taking it in with all the sense and sensibilities of a Highschool Boy, pushing it to the brink, but

It’s not like the darkness scared me, I just got an unpleasant feeling from it, that’s all. So it’s fine, really. Sure, I thought I might die, but not once did I think I couldn’t win. Because I knew I could kill it. So it was a good decision to call it my prey. That’s about it.

But this service is definitely welcome, and passionately happily received. The Suitless Bunnygirl version turned out to be simply very long bunny ears, but this is great too!

If they’re happy, then that’s enough for me, and if I’m the one being pleased, well, that’s fine too! More than fine! I still haven’t found one of those shady nighttime adult establishments… but it looks like the Paradise Bunny-san Heaven-and-Hell Branch was right here all along. (Bun-Bun?)