Lord Of Trolling System

 —{Rat bastard!}

—{Damn you!}

—{Curse your whole generation!}

 Silas chuckled as he  stared at the black ants underneath him. They seemed to be a large group returning back to their colony while carrying food particles on their backs. However every once in a while, Silas would mess around with the dirt, breaking their well constructed line like parade.

 —[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

—[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

—[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

—[Black Ant 890 is angry with you]

 —[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

—[Black Ant 867 wishes for the God of all Ants to strike you dead!]

 —[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

 —[You have trolled +2.. +2...+2]

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 Silas chuckled gleefully as a series of these notifications popped up on the panel screen that could only be seen by him.

 It's been two weeks since his Awakening Test and a lot of events had happened over that time period. One of such events was the system..

 After countless trials and errors, Silas finally got the hang of how things worked. Basically he had the ability to read the mind of any organism and by annoying them, he earns troll points.

 —[PLAYER INFO: Player 02]

—Name: Silas Edward Stones

—Gender: Male

—Specie: Homo-Sapien

—Race: Unspecified

—Class: Unspecified

—Title: None

 —[ATTRIBUTES]

INT: lv.1 (30/100)

FRT: lv1 (0/100)

STR: lv1(0/100)

AGL: lv1(0/100)

PHY: lv1(0/100)

—Fatigue 01: 0/100

—Fatigue 02: 0/100

HP: 100/100

—[SKILL(s)]

—Mind Reading (passive) / (—)

—[QUESTS]

—Active (non)

[Spin The Wheel!]

—Sorry! You have used up your three free spins!

—Wanna try your luck? Spin the wheel for 2 Troll Points

—Available Troll Points: 300 Troll Points

—[INVENTORY]

—None

—[SHOP]

—Currently Unavailable!

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 After about fifteen minutes, Silas eventually got bored of trolling the ants. Dusting the dirt off his fingers, he looked around the farm barn before spotting a bowl of water on a wooden table.

 Washing his hands on the bowl of water, he exhaled sharply as he blew his wet hands before opening the system screen.

[Spin The Wheel!]

—[Two Troll points has been deducted]

 At that moment, a wheel appeared on the panel screen. The wheel was split into seven different shades of color like the rainbow: red; orange; yellow; green; blue; indigo and violet.

 After the two troll points were deducted, the wheel began spinning rapidly before the arrow landed on the green zone.

 —[Try again next time!]

 F*ck!

—[Try again next time!]

—[Try again next time!]

—[Try again next time!]

.....

—[You have received a package]

 After about ten tries, the arrow finally landed on a zone  that wasn't green.. it landed on yellow!

 —[Package has been opened!]

—[Empress Nuel Inner Garments!]

 Puii!!!.

 Silas spat out blood when he saw the name of his lucky draw..

 What the hell was wrong with the system?! what was he going to do with inner garments? m*sturbate with it?!

 —[Package Info]

—Name: Empress Nuel Inner Garments

Amount: 3

Uses: Empress Nuel was a famous drag queen and the best there was! once the inner garments has been strapped, the Player transforms into a lady.. for a limited period of time.. however due to some imperfections, the Player's voice will remain the same even while in their female form

  A bundle of light floated  above Silas head as three items dropped on the ground in front of him. The first item was a fishnet stockings that appeared to be thigh length in size. The second was pink g strings and the third was a pink camisole.

 As soon as the three *bizzare* items made their appearance, a pleasant fragrance filled the atmosphere.

 "Hm?" a blush crept up Silas cheeks as his eyes were fixedly pinned on these three items.

 Squatting down, he had just  reached to grab them so he could feel their texture, a surprised voice rang out from behind him.. 

 "What's that?!"

 Silas retracted his hand in panic. As for the three *lewd* items, they vanished into a poof .

 Silas had obviously sent them back to the system inventory.

 "D-Dad? what are you doing here?" Silas forced a smile as he shot up on his feet.

 "Hm? where did it go?"

 "Where did what go?" Silas shameless squinted his eyes, appearing to be completely oblivious.

 "Strange. For a moment I could've sworn I saw a female stockings.." Jared Stones muttered.

 Unlike Silas who had a head full of raven black hair, this middle aged man sported a bronze colored hair with tints of grey. His face and skin were riddled with wrinkles, which further accentuated the stereotypical farmer build.

 "Why aren't you dressed up?" Jared frowned.

 "Huh?"

 "Don't tell me you've forgotten? today is the day you are going to move into the Arryn manor.." Jared reminded his son.

 "Oh right.. my engagement."

 —[You have trolled +50...+50...+50]

 Veins exploded on Jared's forehead as he gave his son a disbelieving look.

 "Don't tell me you completely forgot about it?" 

 This cheeky brat! he should be happy that he was getting married into the prestigious Arryn family.. why did it seem like he wasn't happy about this development.

 Yep! this was one of the major events that happened over the space of the last two weeks. After his monstrous talent as an Elite was revealed, the Arryn family didn't delay to announce marriage between Silas and one of the daughters of the family's Patriarch.

 The Arryn family was a high profile family in the society. Although they were not a Venerate Familiy, it was rumored that they had ties to one. As such one of the marriage criteria was that Silas had to move into the Arryn manor, essentially becoming a live-in-son-in-law.

 Although he was a monstrous level genius, he still lacked a powerful backer that stood on the same level as the Arryn family. If the roles was reversed then perhaps Silas mysterious fiancee would be the one moving in and not the other way around.

  That was how society worked.. the weak were always swallowed up by the strong. Perhaps this was the only policy that remained unchanged even after the great CATACLYSM.

 "What if I don't want to?" Silas pursed his lips, causing Jared to pinch him on the cheeks.

 "Ow! I'm a monstrous level genius yunno?!"

 "Heh. And have you forgotten whose Senju bean you ate?" Jared smirked.

 "Oh..." 

 Indeed. Although the memory he had of his childhood was very fuzzy, there was one particular event that remained stuck. Although he didn't know how it happened, the seven years old him ended up eating the Senju bean that was intended for the daughter of the Arryn family Patriarch

 "Your current achievement is all thanks to the good graces of the Arryn family.."

 Silas shoulders fell.

 "Perhaps if we were richer, would you talk this way?"

 Jared's lips curled into a smile as he patted his son on the head.

 "I am happy.. that's all that matters.."

.

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 "Good day master Silas. I hope you enjoyed your flight.." Silas had just scaled the staircase of the sleek white jet when the chief hostess bowed towards him.

 "Mhm.." if it was any other day Silas might've made some glib remarks, but he wasn't in the mood. Staring at his father waving towards him through the window of the jet, he sighed.

 This was probably the last time he was going to see his face in a really long time. The Arryn family were situated in England and since he was going to be married into the family, the destination of this jet was naturally set for England.

 A couple minutes later, the private jet started and took off. About six minutes into the flight, the chief hostess approached him with a tray containing biscuits and juice.

 "We are not going to arrive at the destination anytime soon. Please enjoy and relax yourself.." she placed the tray on the table, bowed respectfully and left.

 "Her accent isn't american nor british.. it sounds more funnier than the latter.." Silas inwardly wondered about the scottish accent of the chief hostess.

 However at the same time he didn't stand on ceremony, helping himself to the tray of snacks before him.

 Burp!

 He had only just belched in satisfaction when the jet seemed to have collided against something, causing the entire aircraft to rock unstably .

 "What the hell!" Silas was forced to vomit all her had just eaten.

 Bang!

 The jet seemed to suffer from another collision, this time in a much more significant mangitutde. Due to the unstable rocking, Jason ended up hitting his head on the window, knocking him unconscious.