Love? The Reborn Me Just Wants to Obtain Rewards

Checking out the forum again, that guy is such a flirt…

In fact, most schools have this established routine every year. When the senior students have just started the new academic year, not quite focused yet and without much stress from coursework, why wouldn’t they look for some fun?

Even good schools are the same, though exceptional ones may be an exception.

But in good schools, this kind of enthusiasm doesn’t last long, soon to be overtaken by serious matters, returning to their proper state.

Luckily, Su Huai didn’t need the enthusiasm to last too long, half a month was enough.

Watching as the main thread started to heat up, with all sorts of trash-talking, mocking, cross-dressing, and mutual blackening, the strategist hidden under his blanket smirked with satisfaction, keeping his contribution secret.

…

With improved health and physique, Su Huai’s sleep quality increased significantly. He felt as if he had just closed his eyes for a brief moment when daylight had already arrived.

Waking up and checking his phone, it was 5:50 am. He was surprised he didn’t need an alarm, and he felt both physically and mentally relaxed.

Having a precise biological clock is a good thing, right?

But for some reason, Gou Huai kind of missed those days of sleeping in…

How much pain do people who don’t suffer from insomnia miss out on?

Hehehehe!

Su Huai got out of bed, stepped onto the balcony to check out the sky, and seeing that it was sunny, cheerfully called for his roommates to wake up.

At 6 am sharp, he opened the group chat to find Ding Yi and the others already lined up – today I’m first, I’m second, and such childish games.

Su Huai silently sent an [I am very pleased] emoji and went out to wash up.

While peeing, he started from two meters away from the urinal, nearly smashing the tiles over a meter high on the wall with his stream.

Whoa, that firepower, just looking at it is satisfying!

Still transitioning from his middle-aged state, Su Huai was extremely delighted by the changes in his body.

Consequently, in a great mood, he sang a couple of lines of that Consort Prince song.

But just as the third line left his mouth, someone in the toilet stall behind suddenly banged on the door.

A weak voice cursed through tears, “Gou Dongxi, stop singing damn it! I was already constipated, I managed to squeeze a little out, but now you’ve scared it back in!”

Oh, poor kid…

Su Huai had a bit of a chivalrous heart, and upon hearing this, immediately offered encouragement.

“Kuokuo, don’t worry, I’ll change the song for you!”

Without waiting for Chu Changkuo to express his gratitude, he loudly started singing, “Push on, work hard, you gotta put effort into pooping! If it won’t come out it’s okay, at least let out a fart…”

“Su Huai, I’m going to wild out!”

A furious roar came from the stall, and the next second, a roll of toilet paper smashed over from above.

Quick as a flash, Su Huai caught it and tucked it under his arm.

Only then did Chu Changkuo realize his plight, yelling, “You scoundrel! Give me back my paper!”

“Bye-bye!”

Walking away, Su Huai nonchalantly said, “Don’t worry, with your condition, you definitely won’t need it.”

“Goose, goose, goose…”

Sao Ji had just arrived and was leaning against the wall above the urinal, laughing so hard he could barely stand straight.

Oh my, how can Huai be so sharp?

Huh?

The victim is Mr. Chu again?!

Then it’s fine.

After reveling in schadenfreude for a while, Sao Ji suddenly realized something was off about where he was touching, retracted his hand to twist it, took a sniff…

He cried out on the spot, “Fuck! You beast! Pissing that high, did it get on my face?!”

Gou Huai wasn’t guilty in the slightest, confidently confirming Sao Ji’s guess, “Well, no one else left, it’s either Gao or Er Gao.”

Er Gao suddenly poked his head out from the water room with a toothbrush in his mouth, dazed and mumbling, “Who’s calling me?”

“Damn it, it was you!”

Anger flaring up, Sao Ji charged at him with bared teeth and claws.

Several seconds after he dashed out, Chuchangkuo, who only then realized what had happened, let out a plaintive cry, “Fuck! Sao Ji, don’t go, help me get my paper back!”

…

By the time the chaotic morning exercises finally ended, Sao Ji had been held under the water tap by Er Gao enough to get a bellyful, Chu Changkuo had been squatting in the stall until his legs went numb, Xia Yu went cluelessly to deliver paper to Kuokuo, though in the end, it wasn’t needed…

These three guys were all full of grievances but didn’t know whom to complain to, so they choked and fumed all morning.

It wasn’t until Huai stepped in, spoke a few fair words, that they finally calmed down.

Su Huai, the only kind and steady big brother of the dormitory, set off alone, traveling between two campuses to have breakfast at the first cafeteria.

Li’s Famous Porridge window.

Li Chengguo was so busy that sweat covered his forehead, and he waved off any payment with a hearty gesture, “Don’t bother with the money! What, you look down on me? Whatever you eat, it’s on me!”

Sure, it’s just a matter of a dozen or so bucks, not worth making a fuss about.

“How’s the prep work?”

Li Chengguo thumped his chest, “Anything left to me won’t have a single problem!”

Alright, hopefully everything goes smoothly.

The arrow was on the string, and though Su Huai was not nervous, he was still somewhat expectant and uneasy.

He had always watched others perform, and now it was finally his turn. He hoped for a triumphant start, to lay a solid foundation for his somewhat inflated confidence with this small success.

…

Military training started on time, and Wang Zhongheng was still as responsible as ever, snapping and snapping through the exercises.

After 10 o’clock, the temperature had risen, and the students of the Big Data class who hadn’t had enough rest were sweating profusely.

Finally, when the break time came, Su Huai greeted Instructor Wang and called on Gao and Er Gao to rush to the cafeteria.

Li Chengguo had already stewed the sour plum drink, using one large and one small pot to produce a total of 280 liters.

“Holy shit!”

Gao and Er Gao were dumbfounded on the spot.

“Class monitor, did you really do it?”

“Yeah.”

Su Huai, too lazy to explain, casually responded.

As a result, Gao and Er Gao were deeply moved by Huai’s spirit of silent dedication, not seeking anything in return, and definitely not showing off.

“Huai, you’re too awesome!”

“Yeah, you keep your word, and you’re efficient and cool. What a stylish rascal!”

The two stood around the pot, constantly marveling, clicking their tongues in wonder.

To put it without exaggeration, anyone who saw this thing would find it novel.

That following summer, quite a few old men and women followed the trend, going to the Chinese medicine shop to stew a big pot for 10 yuan to take home, not to mention the college students who wanted to join any bustling scene.

“Enough of that, why are you dawdling?”

Su Huai interrupted their scientific enthusiasm and arranged a heavy task for them, “You two carry that smaller pot, let’s move.”

Li Chengguo was full of question marks, “Didn’t we buy buckets? Why carry pots? It’s freaking heavy…”

You don’t understand, carrying it in buckets doesn’t have the same feeling as carrying it in pots.

Under Su Huai’s command, Gao and Er Gao lifted the massive pot, huffing and puffing as they set off.

In fact, it weighed just over 100 pounds, which was not as heavy as imagined.

But it looked incredibly impressive.

A stainless steel pot over a meter in diameter, filled with a purple to almost black liquid, wafted a rich aroma of herbal medicine…@@novelbin@@

Su Huai lead in front, with a bucket full of ice cubes in his left hand and a cart in his right, dragging over a hundred plastic bowls.

The three of them walked ostentatiously, cutting directly through the formations of other classes and taking a detour over a hundred meters long.

At that moment, with the sun shining brightly in the sky, it had all the students sweating profusely.

On the vast sports field, without a single shady spot to rest, the classes that had temporarily stopped training could only sit on the ground, futilely shielding themselves from the sunlight with their hands.

Su Huai and his team’s actions quickly drew the attention of all the nearby classes.

“What’s that?”

“Looks like something to drink… smells like sour plum drink?”

“Where do they sell that?”

“That’s obviously a cafeteria pot, did they cook it themselves?”

“Holy shit! Such a big bucket of ice!”

“Where is it? Where is it?”

“Class monitor, go ask them where they bought it. Shouldn’t we get some too? Bottled water isn’t quenching our thirst!”

“Sure, I’ll ask them which class they’re from in a bit.”

Before the sour plum drink was actually distributed, the surroundings had already become agitated.

Most people stretched their necks, fixating on the Big Data class.

“Come on, come on, brothers and sisters of the Big Data class, line up quickly!”

Gao stood in front of the formation with hands on his hips, shouting arrogantly, and then, learning on the fly, began boasting non-stop.

“Our class monitor has promised us homemade sour plum drink, and it’s ready!

Pure Chinese herbal medicine, freshly brewed, with the best rock sugar and the finest osmanthus honey, it cools down heat, replenishes sugar and electrolytes. We have what others don’t, and it tastes great without being expensive!

Let’s give a round of warm applause to thank the class monitor for his dedication, then let’s get started!”

“Wow!”

The boys and girls burst into exclamations, and then clapped enthusiastically.

“Class monitor, you’re too cool!”

“Love you, love you!”

“Are we the only ones who have this? Great job, Huai!”

“You worked hard, Huai!”

Praise burst forth from every corner and then everyone lined up obediently, forming two long queues, making the Big Data class the brightest star on the field…

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A big chapter of 4000 characters, there’s only one update today, just right for resting my fingers, they are swollen.