Chapter 102: 095 Encountering someone in a purple robe at the subway station is outrageous! Are they all so down-to-earth? (Subscribe please! Monthly ticket please!)_3
Chapter 102: 095 Encountering someone in a purple robe at the subway station is outrageous! Are they all so down-to-earth? (Subscribe please! Monthly ticket please!)_3
The Taoist priests all shook their heads.
They didn’t have such things!
These were the people who lived in the mountains all year round, how would they have those things?
Even some of the older Taoist priests were still using old-fashioned cell phones.
This had the group of Taoist priests completely stumped.
After a while, they hesitantly approached.
The subway volunteers saw a group of robed individuals approaching and stopped them, “Comrade, please show your health code, flu report…”
Leading the group, Taoist Jing Xuan began, “Well, young comrade, please hear me out first. We just came from Longguang City today and have been living in the mountains prior. There’s no flu on our mountain, and we don’t have health codes either.
But although we don’t have those documents, I can assure you none of us are carrying the flu. Do you believe me?”
Listening to Taoist Jing Xuan’s words,
the bystanders, white collars among them, all laughed.
Whether the volunteers believed it, they didn’t know.
But these passerby certainly did.
With the Taoist priests from Qingyun Mountain, all dressed in red robes, could they really be carrying the flu?
That’s ridiculous.
Forget the flu.
Even if the world’s strongest viruses like rabies and Ebola were to strike, they’d still have to bow before the Taoist priests.
Taoist priest: What flu virus could possibly get past the Golden Light Spell?
The volunteer then realized.
No wonder they felt these people looked so familiar.
They were even dressed in Taoist robes.
At first, these subway volunteers thought they were cosplaying.
Now looking closely, my god, this was not cosplay at all!
These were genuine Taoist priests from Qingyun Mountain.
They were actually asking a group of Red Robed priests for health codes… that’s ridiculous!
They should know these priests had been specially invited by the higher officials of Dragon Country from the mountains.
If their superiors found out these priests were stopped because of subway health codes, they would skin them alive.
The volunteer quickly said, “I’m so sorry, Taoist priests, we didn’t recognize you just now. Since it’s inconvenient to show the health codes as you have come down from the mountains, let’s forget it and just check your temperatures.”
No health codes, forget the flu monitoring.
But they still had to check their temperatures.
Taoist Jing Xuan nodded.
They had to cooperate with their work.
So, a line of Red Robed Taoists queued up, getting their temperatures checked one by one.
Qin Hao was also in line.
When it was his turn, the volunteers were stunned.
A Purple Robe?
Volunteer: “Maybe you could just skip it.”
Who would seriously think someone in a Purple Robe could contract COVID or have a fever?
The volunteer skipped Qin Hao directly,
extending the temperature scanner to the person behind him.
“Beep! Temperature 0! Temperature not displayed.”
“Huh?”
The volunteer was startled.
What was happening?
Was the temperature scanner broken?
That couldn’t be.
These devices had just been issued.
How could they be malfunctioning?
The volunteer slapped the temperature scanner in his hand,
then tried again to measure the temperature on the necks of the three people in Black Robe behind Qin Hao.
But, after several attempts, it still showed no temperature.
The volunteer was puzzled.
Looking at the trio in Black Robe,
they appeared vigilant.
Three living persons had no temperature?
That was spooky.
The volunteer said, “Gentlemen, could you please remove your hats and masks? The temperature scanner might be getting interfered with by these items. We would appreciate your cooperation.”
Seeing the situation turning dicey, Qin Hao slowly said, “Young comrades, I think there’s no need to measure these three. They are honest folk from Qingyun Mountain, volunteers from the mountain, they are shy, so they’ve been wearing masks all the way here.
It’s inappropriate to take off masks in a public place like this!”
Qin Hao gave a friendly reminder,
speaking quite clearly already.
These three were walking with us.
In broad daylight, the outside temperature is over thirty degrees.
Still so thoroughly covered up and even wearing masks.
Guess why?
Move that little brain of yours and think, why do they have no body temperature?
Maybe you’d like to see three zombies spewing black mist at you in the subway station?
Listening to Qin Hao,
the volunteers suddenly realized.
Now looking at these three again, they broke into a cold sweat.
Holy crap, these three weren’t human!
The volunteer, terrified, even dropped the temperature scanner.
To think they had just spent all that time trying to measure the temperature of three zombies.
No wonder it didn’t work.
It wasn’t a problem with the temperature scanner, but that these three were inherently cold.
As they watched the temperature scanner drop,
and even dropped right beside the leading zombie.
Without a word, the zombie bent down, picked up the temperature scanner, and passed it back to the volunteer.
The zombie even nodded its head, looking very polite.
The volunteers were dumbfounded.
Volunteer: “I’ve never seen such a polite zombie in my life.
A story like this, telling a zombie picked up a temperature scanner for me, not to mention others, even he wouldn’t believe it!”
They let the three zombies pass.
Next came the temperature check of someone huge.
Almost three meters tall.
As the giant approached, he rolled up his red robe to reveal a long, black hairy arm reaching out.
The temperature-checking volunteer froze in place,
as the temperature gun read a high temperature of 41 degrees!
The screen of the entire temperature scanner turned red!
The volunteer looked up at the owner of the arm.
What do you think?
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