Martial Arts? Sorry, I am better at Thunder Spell!

At the foot of Qingyun Mountain.

The Ziyang City Police Department’s request for assistance from the Taoist priests of Qingyun Mountain had already spread all over the internet.

Early in the morning, quite a few anchors and reporters were staking out at the base of Qingyun Mountain.

The moment the Taoist priests appeared, they were immediately captured on camera.

Instantly, numerous new trending topics surged onto Weibo.

“#Taoist Master Qingyun Mountain descends at dawn, taken to Ziyang City by special car!”

“#New developments in the Ziyang City zombie incident, following the failure of the Datianyun Temple master to suppress demons, the Qingyun Mountain priests have set out!”

“#Qingyun Mountain dispatches four Red Robed and eight Yellow Robed Taoists, these priests are awesome!”

“#The Taoist priests go all out!”

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On the internet, many netizens watched the trending topics,

seeing the news of the Qingyun Mountain priests heading to Ziyang City.

“Holy shit! Is it real? The priests from Qingyun Mountain are on their way?”

“Awesome! Of course, when it comes to catching zombies, you have to count on our Xuanmen Sect! But will just these few priests be enough?”

“I remember there are a total of eight Red Robed priests on Qingyun Mountain. Only four went this time? Geez! Ziyang City is suspected to have Flying Zombies, and still, not all of Qingyun Mountain is mobilizing?”

“Heavenly Master commented, ‘Is there any use in having more people? It’s already very considerate for half of the Red Robed to go! If I weren’t tied up, I alone would be enough, what Flying Zombie Fur Zombie, all small fries to me!'”

“Zombie: ‘Damn it, why are they showing me horror movies? I’m getting too immersed and starting to get scared…'”

…

Online, netizens were buzzing with discussions as they watched the Taoist priests set out. Meanwhile, on Qingyun Mountain, a reporter took the opportunity to interview the Heavenly Master.

“Heavenly Master, with the priests heading to Ziyang City to catch zombies this time, how certain are we?”

Facing the camera, Qin Hao said only, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate! In life, what affairs can one be absolutely certain about?

Ziyang City is plagued by evil spirits causing harm to the people. Several of our Qingyun Mountain priests have been invited to Ziyang City to observe and assist the police with their case, and nobody dares to guarantee a sure solution, we can only try our best.”

After finishing, Qin Hao turned and went back up the mountain.

The moment Qin Hao’s response was shared online,@@novelbin@@

Netizens commented: “Tsk, tsk, tsk, there comes the classic tough talk of the Heavenly Master! He starts off by denying that the priests are going to Ziyang City to catch zombies and says they are assisting with the case.

Then he says, let’s try! Every time the Heavenly Master says let’s try, he’s actually fully certain!”

“Heavenly Master: ‘Hehe, I said it, but I didn’t exactly say it, isn’t it fun?'”

“Classic Heavenly Master’s modesty, folks, we can disperse now. With the Heavenly Master saying let’s try, those few zombies in Ziyang City won’t be hopping about for much longer!”

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On the national highway from Longguang City to Ziyang City, several special cars sped along.

They had left Qingyun Mountain at around four in the morning. By nine o’clock, the cars had entered the Ziyang City Police Department.

Over a dozen Taoist priests got out of the cars.

Inside the Police Department, the priests were received personally by the Chief of Police and had lunch.

After lunch, some priests played chess and cracked melon seeds in the police station.

Many officers in the station stared at the Taoist priests in disbelief.

The Chief of Police even asked, “Aren’t we going to take advantage of the daylight to catch the zombies?”

After the last failure by the temple master of Datianyun Temple, the police department had analyzed the main reason for his failure.

A major reason was that the master had spent too long preparing, inadvertently waiting until after sunset to start hunting the zombies.

At night, the zombies’ strengths doubled.

It would be more advantageous to catch them during the day.

Hence, in the Chief’s plan, having the priests hunt during the day would surely increase the likelihood of success.

Now, at this noon hour, the yang energy was at its strongest throughout the day.

Yet these priests were either napping in the station, playing chess, or cracking melon seeds, leisurely relaxing.

Not showing the slightest intent to catch zombies.

Among the several Red Robed priests,

Taoist Jing Feng calmly placed a chess piece and said, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate, Chief, don’t be anxious. Up in the mountains, the Taoist Scripture often teaches us to be upright and honorable in life and in cultivation.

Taking advantage of others’ perils is the act of despicable people and should not be conducted. Before coming here, the Heavenly Master also told us, we can only catch zombies at night, for attacking weaker zombies during the day does not constitute demon suppressing; it would be bullying the weak.

Besides, zombies’ strengths are halved during the day and would hide if we entered the bunkers, making it unlikely that we could find them. So why not wait until night?

At night, the zombies are at their strongest and bound to be self-inflating. If we wait for them to start moving and then subdue them one by one, it saves us the trouble of searching for each one.”

The theory of Taoist Jing Feng stunned everyone in the police station.

Dozens of officers were astonished.

With shock in their gazes, they looked at this group of priests.

Holy shit!

Who would have thought!

These priests looked kind and benevolent, with compassionate faces.

But it turned out that each and every one of them was a tough character.

They disdained catching zombies during the day.

We don’t work during the day, and the priests never take advantage of others in peril.

They wait until the zombies are in their prime, let them become inflated first, then capture them all at once!

Ruthless!

Too ruthless!

Not even Duan Kun of Tsim Sha Tsui is this ruthless!

Is this the saying, ‘If you wish to destroy someone, first let them go crazy’?

With the priests having said so, the Chief of Police could no longer press the matter.

They could only wait until the evening.

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At this moment, the nation’s netizens were all focusing on the police station.

However, after the priests’ special cars had entered the station, there was still no movement.

During the day, the priests surprisingly didn’t come to catch zombies at the bunkers.

The netizens were all baffled.

“What does this mean? They arrive in Ziyang City but don’t come to catch zombies?”

“Could it be that the priests aren’t here to catch zombies? Impossible! I clearly saw they brought Magic Artifacts!”

“If they don’t catch them during the day, could it be they’ll come to catch them at night? The priests wouldn’t chicken out, right?”

“How could they chicken out? I think they might be tired and need to rest, maybe they’ll catch them tomorrow?”

“I’m not sure, but I’m camping out at the police station entrance right now, as soon as the priests get to work, I’ll broadcast live for everyone!”

“6666! Brother, stay safe!”

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Anchors had already camped outside the police station entrance, everyone wanted to see when the Qingyun Mountain priests would catch the zombies.

Still, there was no movement for quite some time.

Online rumors started spreading that the priests had chickened out.

Just like that, several hours passed quickly.

The sun had set, and it had turned to dusk.

Inside the station.

Taoist Jing Feng rolled up his sleeves and glanced at his shining Redleaf wristwatch.

This watch had quite a history.

It was given to him by his master many decades ago when he first joined the mountain.

Taoist Jing Feng checked the time.

Around six o’clock in the evening.

Summer days were long, with the sun setting late.

Now, at six o’clock, the sun had just begun to set.

Taoist Jing Feng packed up the chessboard and melon seeds and stood up saying, “Supreme Heavenly Venerate, fellow brothers, stop playing, it’s dark now, it’s about time we set off!”

Instantly, inside the police station, all the priests stood up, walked out of the station, got into the special cars, and prepared to get busy!