Chapter 100: 100 My Kids [Subscribe Please]
Chapter 100: Chapter 100 My Kids [Subscribe Please]
Every one of Yi Zheng’s subordinates in Newbie Village appeared as if they had springs installed under their butts, remaining still themselves while buoyantly hopping up and down.
Yi Zheng watched all this with a puzzled face, “Got a new skill?”
Upon closer inspection, Yi Zheng’s expression turned strange.
Under the butts of those guys were Furry Ball Monsters!
Little Wild Pigs, little crocodiles, Little Rabbits, little chicks, little snakes, and so on, each one of them, who knows who they learned it from or maybe they inherited their parents’ genes, were practicing clean and jerks with their parents huffing and puffing!
A Little Rabbit was holding onto a Big Snake, swinging its arms as if tossing a rope frantically, completely oblivious to the snake vomiting…
There was also a Little Wild Pig desperately dragging a bear lying on its side across the ground, to which Big Bear appeared resigned, yet it did not interfere with his eating and drinking.
Watching this scene, Yi Zheng laughed, “Our team seems to have grown stronger.”
At that moment, someone shouted, “The boss is back!”
In an instant, before the parents could react, a troop of Furry Ball Monsters rushed out from under their butts, sprinting towards Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng looked down and saw a bunch of palm-sized critters staring at him with their big, round, and curious eyes, filled with admiration and brimming with expectations!
Confronted with those eyes, Yi Zheng unexpectedly felt guilty for not bringing gifts. However, this didn’t stump Yi Zheng. He hopped to the ground, grabbed some grass, and after some fiddling, fashioned a bunch of grasshoppers to hand to the little creatures in front of him.
A Little Rabbit glanced at the grasshopper, gobbled it up, then spat it out with a ‘ptui’, and continued to look expectantly at Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng realized that these little guys didn’t seem to fancy grasshoppers…
Yi Zheng suddenly felt a headache coming on, pacifying children was not his forte.
He rummaged through his backpack, and all he found were more weapons and equipment. Annoyed, he dumped them out on the ground and kept searching.
Then he heard a wave of cheers nearby!
A Little Rabbit, holding the Big Axe thrown out by Yi Zheng, was excitedly hooting and swinging it wildly. One might have thought the other little animals would be scared, but instead, they too seemed thrilled, dodging quickly and laughing heartily.
Seeing the fervent belief in battle flickering in these rabbits’ eyes, Yi Zheng instantly understood what these guys liked.
Yi Zheng tossed all the weapons and equipment onto the ground, and the next moment, the little ones rushed forward with cries of excitement, swiftly claiming every piece for themselves.
Then, the equipped little creatures began relentlessly attacking those around them, who excitedly dodged, while those with nothing looked pitifully at Yi Zheng, making his thick skin blush with embarrassment.
Yi Zheng stroked his chin, muttering, “Maybe I’ve been too merciful towards the wild monsters out there. After a whole raid, I still haven’t looted enough toys for our kids. I’m indeed an incompetent robber.”
Hearing this, the Skeleton King’s skull began to sweat again, inwardly cursing, “Merciful, do you have anything to do with merciful? Pssh!”
The Zombie King, on the other hand, didn’t react much, just watched everything numbly.
Just then, a Little Rabbit carrying the Big Axe excitedly shouted, “Boss, my dad says you’re super tough, waking up and chopping people! Who are we chopping today?!”
Black lines ran across Yi Zheng’s forehead, “Your dad… who is he?”
The Little Rabbit turned and pointed, and Zi Gong grinned, “Boss, it’s me!”
“Come here, I’ll give you a BUFF, boss.”
The next moment Yi Zheng, holding the Big Axe, chased Zi Gong all over, while the big rabbits took it in stride, and the little rabbits excitedly shouted, “Kill him, kill him, boss kill him!”
Yi Zheng, seeing Zi Gong’s son shouting the loudest, couldn’t help but ask, “Is he really your own?”
Zi Gong said with immense pride, “Of course, my own flesh and blood, with this combat instinct, he’s bound to be great!”
Whether he’d be great, Yi Zheng had no idea, but making a big tomb for Zi Gong should pose no problem.
But what else could Yi Zheng say when a father spoke so highly of his child?
At that moment, Yi Zheng also realized that the parent generation of wild monsters were a bunch of brutes, but their children perfectly inherited their excellent genes and even enhanced them, eventually turning these little creatures into a group of War Frenzy merchants!
Yi Zheng didn’t know whether to be happy or worried about this, but overall, it was a good thing.
After all, bullying others is always better than being bullied.
“My little ones!” Yi Zheng called out loudly.
Suddenly, all the subordinates stopped their work and looked towards Yi Zheng.
Yi Zheng declared, “Now that the children are born, the parents must take on the responsibility of raising them. So I’ve decided that everyone is involved, for the sake of the children, starting today, we’ll go on a raid! We don’t ask for much, just enough toys for each of our kids! After all, if other kids have something, ours should too, and if they don’t, we’ll just snatch it!”
“Roar!”
All the wild monsters roared in unison!
Even chickens learned to roar like rabbits, and while snakes couldn’t roar, they too opened their mouths wide, sticking out their tongues.
The scene was indeed very shocking.
At the same time, Yi Zheng casually used an Identification Skill on the most active rabbit, the first one to get its equipment, and the result almost made his eyeballs pop out!
Name: Cute Little Rabbit
Gender: Male
Category: Rabbit
Level: Common Wild Monster
Age: Less than a full moon
Lifespan: 12 years
Level: 1
Life: 60,600 points [Constitution *200]
Mana: 30,300 points [Spiritual Power *100]
Constitution: 303 points
Power: 303 points
Agility: 303 points
Spiritual Power: 303 points
Attack Power: 1,515 points [Power *5]@@novelbin@@
Armor: 606 points [Constitution *2]
Magic Resistance: 606 points [Spiritual Power *2]
Skill:
War Frenzy: Burns life to enhance attack power. For every 1% reduction in blood volume, attack power increases by 1%.
Fearless: Does not die for 5 seconds after blood volume reaches zero.
“Pff! Is this TM a level 1 monster?!” Yi Zheng, looking at those terrifying attributes, was about to lose his mind!
These attributes were clearly those of a level 12 Mang Rabbit, which meant that these little ones perfectly inherited their parents’ attributes and then started over from level 1…
Yi Zheng suddenly remembered the description of the Reproduction Pearl. If inheritance was already so abnormal, what about reverse feeding?
Yi Zheng hurriedly used an Identification Skill on Zi Gong.
Name: Zi Gong
Age: 2 years
Lifespan: 10 years
Level: 11
Life: 72,600 points [Constitution *200]
Mana: 36,300 points [Spiritual Power *100]
Constitution: 363 points
Power: 363 points
Agility: 363 points
Spiritual Power: 363 points
Attack Power: 1,815 points [Power *5]
Armor: 726 points [Constitution *2]
Magic Resistance: 726 points [Spiritual Power *2]
Skill:
War Frenzy: Burns life to enhance attack power. For every 1% reduction in blood volume, attack power increases by 1%.
Fearless: Does not die for 5 seconds after blood volume reaches zero.
Free Attribute Points: 60
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