Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'

Chapter 315: Chapter 305: Isn’t This Poison Wasted? Chapter 315: Chapter 305: Isn’t This Poison Wasted? “You… your spear, aren’t you taking it?” Xue Tianyan said with a blush.

Yi Zheng chuckled decisively, “No need! This spear is not long enough.”

Then, the spear slowly lengthened.

Yi Zheng raised an eyebrow, “Just being long isn’t enough, how about adding some streamlined curvature for a better feel?”

The spear bent.

Yi Zheng clapped his hands, “Yes, yes, yes, that’s the feeling. Add some bumps on it, so it’s more domineering when used. You know Durex, right? It’s best fluorescent, or it lacks a certain flavor.”

Then the spear developed some uneven bumps and emitted a faint light.

“Thicker, thicker, rounder at the tip!”

Slap!

Great Black Heaven’s hand suddenly tightened and he crushed the spear, the corners of Bronze Buddha’s mouth twitched, clearly realizing this spear was not quite proper!

“You’re a mighty big Buddha, why such a temper? Could it be a fake?” Yi Zheng shouted.

The Great Buddha slowly unfolded his palm, returning to calm.

Yi Zheng, struck by an idea, pointed at Xue Tianyan and said, “Actually, I don’t like weapons; I like women, like her. Can you make one for me?”

Xue Tianyan glared at Yi Zheng, “What are you going to do?”

Then, a woman who looked exactly like Xue Tianyan really appeared on the Great Buddha.

Yi Zheng whistled excitedly, “That’s right! Now we’re getting somewhere! We can slowly discuss the details now, starting with too many clothes, the clothes woohoo…”