Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'

Chapter 78: Chapter 78: A Food-throwing Machine? No, a Catapult! [Please follow]

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What rendered them speechless was that the Big Boss among those rabbits had actually flown into the air, disregarding whether the rabbits were in formation or ready for battle. He simply waved a carrot, seemingly giving the order to attack.

The rabbits didn’t care much either, and upon hearing the command, they charged forth with roaring cries, creating such chaos that the players watching shook their heads.

Some players who had secretly bet on the rabbits winning were beating their chests and stomping their feet in lament, “It’s over, I’m going to take a loss! Lucky I also bet on some goblins winning, or else I’d lose even my underpants. These damn rabbits, so unreliable!”

Others quickly tried to go offline to place more bets, only to find the bookkeeper refusing to accept any more, closing the betting, which infuriated them as they cursed but could do nothing about it.

Meanwhile, in the goblin camp, they distinctly felt the ground tremble.

The mass of goblins looked toward the sound, only to see the distant woods wave like wheat in the wind, with white figures leaping onto the trees, and before long, the trees were stripped of their leaves…

The King of Goblins, with his exceptional vision, saw clearly that the white things were none other than sturdy big rabbits!

At such a sight, he couldn’t help but curse, “Have these guys got nothing better to do? Why are they so freaking itchy-fingered? Can’t even leave the trees alone?”

As the enemy drew nearer and nearer, the King of Goblins grew a bit nervous. When they meet, should he start fighting right away? Or should he say something first?

Speak first, but should he insult their mother or their whole family?

Or maybe recite some poetry?

Unfortunately, he was uneducated and only knew how to curse.

Just then, the rabbits arrived.

The King of Goblins, seeing the rolling advance of the rabbit army, cleared his throat, feeling it necessary to say something first; otherwise, nobody would know he’s the king. If he didn’t make a good impression in battle, wouldn’t that be fighting in vain?

The King of Goblins was about to speak, when he saw the troop of rabbits had already burst out of the woods, confronting the goblins face to face.

Then, the leading big rabbit waved a hand, “Brothers, smash them!”

“Roar!”

A uniform roar, like an avalanche or thunder!

In an instant, the rabbits’ battle intent peaked, their eyes reddening like those of a bachelor who had been celibate for years suddenly seeing a horde of naked brides, they went berserk!

Some charged, others leaped, not caring whether they faced ten or a hundred goblins, each one brave enough to jump right in!

Their recklessness shocked the goblins.

They had never seen creatures so unafraid of death!

It wasn’t until the rabbits were smacking big slaps left and right that the goblins snapped out of it and began to counter with loud cries.

But their cries were high and low, out of sync, and far from boosting morale, they were somewhat messy.

The King of Goblins was furious. He had thought long and hard about what to say, but the fight had started before he could speak a word, making him feel utterly disrespected.

The King of Goblins roared, “You damn rabbits, so eager to die? Mages, Archers, get them!”

Before the command could be fully relayed, a very clever Mage had already hurled a fireball over.

The fireball hit a nearly bald rabbit, who patted off the cinders, his eyes suddenly blazing with red light. He turned back, his indignation mixed with rage, and shouted, “Boss, they’re shooting at your woman?!”

The figure in the black robe nearly stumbled and fell from midair.

The goblins were left speechless. A giant nearly two meters tall, all muscle, acted like a little kid tattling after getting hit?

And to tattle with such a pathetic voice?

It was the big brother who started swinging first, right?

Zi Mo and the others then turned towards Yi Zheng, filled with righteous indignation, saying, “Boss, can you tolerate this?”

Yi Zheng really wanted to say, “What the hell does this have to do with me?” But seeing how eager everyone was for battle, he couldn’t say much and simply waved his hand, “Why are you looking at me? Get them!”

Then the goblins were baffled, as a rumbling sound came from the woods, followed by the slow pushing of some gigantic figures out of the forest.

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Seeing these guys, the goblins were utterly bewildered.

Players…

“Pfft!”

A spit takes the form of a rainbow.

“Catapults?!”

“Holy crap, do these rabbits actually have catapults? Damn, why don’t they just get a cannon?”

“Indeed, catapults. I heard they used them back at Newbie Village, but the system didn’t recognize them, so they did no damage. How come they’re pulling them out again? Have they lost their minds?”@@novelbin@@

“Who knows? Hang on, what they’re stuffing into those catapults is… carrots?”

“Is this supposed to be feeding time?”

“Everyone else uses catapults, but this is more like a food-thrower! This is killing me… Hahahaha…”

The players burst into laughter.

However, the thinking pattern of the King of Goblins was clearly different from theirs. As soon as he saw those carrots, he became furious. “What a bunch of stinking rabbits, are they mocking us for not having eaten and lacking energy to fight? This is an attack on our morale, our very hearts! Mages, archers, hurry up and take them down for me!”

Before the mages and archers could get within range, a series of “thuds” rang out as ten catapults launched simultaneously. Carrots rained down like a torrential downpour into the goblins’ battle formation.

Some goblins even jumped up to catch them, craving a fresh bite.

But as soon as they caught them, they noticed the highly conspicuous character ‘De’ on them…

However, before they could figure out what that signified, a loud boom resounded!

The carrot exploded!

A circular area with a 4-meter diameter centered on the carrot blew open, and clumps of carrot-shaped clouds rose slowly, the ‘De’ character on them incredibly eye-catching…

Even more striking were the terrifying damage numbers!

-HP39000!

-HP39000!

-HP39000!

-HP39000!

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As minor monsters, they only had a little over ten thousand in blood volume. With damage exceeding thirty thousand, the numbers went off the charts, instant kills!

And it wasn’t just one cloud of carrots; they were everywhere!

In an instant, swathes of goblins vanished, leaving only corpses strewn across the ground…

“What the hell is this?!” The King of Goblins rubbed his eyes and couldn’t help but curse aloud.

The players were dumbfounded on the spot, thinking it was a joke at first, but then…

“Holy shit! Is this even possible?”

“The hell? Carrots can explode?”

“I… I… I’m gonna bet on Rabbit winning!” Some quick reactors immediately logged off to bet, only to have their wager rejected by the bookies.

At that moment, many players squatted on the curbsides and cried their eyes out.

And this was just the terrifying beginning. After a salvo of scattered carrot rain, the goblin formation was in disarray!