Chapter 87: 87: Eat a Carrot to Calm Down [Please Follow]
Chapter 87: Chapter 87: Eat a Carrot to Calm Down [Please Follow]
“Motherfucker, die Rabbit!” players cursed.
“Die! All of you TM go die!” The Goblin Demon, possessed by Demonic Qi, was already out of his mind, chasing Yi Zheng simply due to deep hatred. Now, with people talking on both sides, his head buzzed with pain. He decided not to listen to anyone; whoever he saw, he killed!
With a roar from the Goblin Demon, a series of red numbers floated above the heads of nearby players.
-HP10000!
-HP10000!
In an instant, a ground full of corpses!
“Damn, that’s fierce!” Even Yi Zheng was taken aback as he watched before turning and running towards a crowd of people.
Seeing the Goblin Demon go so mad, the players were also scared out of their wits.
After all, the death penalty was too severe.
In the Catastrophe Level area, dying meant losing levels and equipment, and now with the defense battle added, dying also meant losing an additional level!
Who TM could stand this!
After Level 10, the difficulty of leveling up increased geometrically. After days and nights of leveling, many had only gained two or three levels, so to lose that progress in an instant—who could bear that?
So, players frantically scattered and hid in all directions.
But that damn Rabbit would run wherever there were people, enraging the players to curse profusely.
“You TM are going too far, dead Rabbit!”
“Dead Rabbit, just you wait, one day I will kill you!”
“Dead Rabbit, don’t come over here! Don’t come over!”
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With each dive, the players’ wails and curses heavy with resentment filled the air, followed by explosions, and piercing screams…
For a while, Vermilion Bird City was extraordinarily lively.
At that moment, the Goblin Demon was angry, the players were angry, even the NPCs were angry, and only one guy was grinning ear to ear—the Rabbit flying in the sky!
With each dive, it gathered a great deal of resentment.
The players had run here to see Yi Zheng’s joke, although not quite sixty thousand, but there were still thirty to forty thousand of them.
Those online cursed, and those who had read forum posts and logged into the game cursed even more, feeling they had been duped.
With thirty to forty thousand people running around chaotically, Yi Zheng couldn’t absorb resentment in a crowd of ten thousand in one go, but he could still absorb eight to ten thousand points with each dive.
“Awesome, really fucking awesome! Hahaha…” Yi Zheng laughed uproariously as he looked at the sky.
Just then, Yi Zheng spotted several familiar faces—it was Madman, Yun Ying, Yu Qing, Fang Ling, Luo Beibei, and others.
They also saw Yi Zheng. In that instant, everyone paused slightly, clearly none had expected to encounter each other here.
Yi Zheng glanced at the courtyard they were coming out of, which was none other than the City Lord Mansion!@@novelbin@@
Yi Zheng realized these people had come to register their guild at the City Lord Mansion.
Then he laughed, calling out warmly, “Folks, long time no see!”
The response was just as enthusiastic, “Motherfucker, it’s that dead Rabbit! Run!”
And then they took to their heels.
Leaving behind the Rabbit standing in mid-air, waving his little hand in the wind, a picture of embarrassment…
Madman had seen the fierceness of the Rabbits before. Others might think Yi Zheng was a support-type boss and underestimate him, but Madman wouldn’t!
Once bitten, twice shy; he immediately told everyone to escape as fast as they could.
A few players dashed away, and they even scattered in different directions.
Yi Zheng sneered and said, “Damn it, you’re running away? And you dare to insult me? Insulting is already too much, but why the heck would you call me Rabbit? I can’t tolerate this!”
Then Yi Zheng chased after Madman. Since Madman was a Power-type warrior, he wasn’t fast, and Yi Zheng caught up to him in no time.
Madman raged, “Damn Rabbit, I’ll fight you to the death!”
Yi Zheng’s response was simple; he hurled a carrot right over.
With a face full of sorrow and indignation, Madman cursed, “Just you wait for me!”
Boom!
One-shot kill!
After taking out Madman, Yi Zheng then went after Yun Ying. Yun Ying was a nimble warrior and ran fast, but he was no match for Yi Zheng, who far surpassed him in both Attributes and Level. It didn’t take long for Yi Zheng to catch up.
Yun Ying, who was considered a national idol, clearly had an idol’s burden. He refrained from cursing and simply flipped the bird.
Then Rabbit tossed a handful of carrots his way…
Yun Ying finally couldn’t take it anymore and cursed furiously, “Damn, why the hell are you throwing so many at me?”
Yi Zheng matter-of-factly said to Yun Ying’s corpse, “I’ve become the Rabbit, yet you still look so handsome. This is pure provocation! An uncle may endure, but a rabbit cannot!”
Having dealt with Madman and Yun Ying, that left only Fang Ling, Luo Beibei, and Yu Qing.
The three ladies knew they couldn’t beat Yi Zheng and couldn’t outrun him either, so they chose to hide.
Then a leisurely voice was heard: “One, two, three, one hundred! I’m done counting, I’m coming to find you now!”
The three girls cursed inwardly, “Who’s playing hide and seek with you, jerk!”
Then they heard that baldy yelling, “Big guy, there’s a bunch of players over there, I’m telling on you! Ah shit, don’t chase me…”
In the distance came the loud swearing of players, followed by the earth shaking and incessant explosions.
Yu Qing, who hid behind the curtain of a civilian house, tightly shut her eyes. Then the door opened, followed by the sound of footsteps slowly approaching.
Yu Qing’s heart thumped wildly as she prayed within, “Don’t come here, don’t come here, don’t come here…”
He was speechless for a moment, wondering if she hadn’t considered that her figure might easily betray her behind the curtain.
Yi Zheng shook his head, listening to the footsteps fade away,
Yu Qing quickly lifted the curtain, and then she saw a carrot that had fallen on the ground.
“Damn it!”
Boom!
Yu Qing stood in darkness, cursing without any ladylike image, “Damn Rabbit, you won’t die a good death! Just you wait for me, if I can’t kill you, I’ll take it out on your kind!”
Then Yu Qing logged off and immediately ordered ten servings of roasted rabbit for delivery.
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On the other side, Fang Ling and Luo Beibei hid more cleverly, with both of them concealed inside two large barrels.
They thought they had hidden flawlessly, unaware that a rabbit, smelling them out like a dog, was nearing.
Standing before the two barrels, Yi Zheng smiled happily and thought, “That’s right, it’s the scent of girls! The tangy mix of shampoo and body wash, marinated perfectly! This game is just so realistic, even these scents are brought into the game.”
Then he cocked his head and eyed the two barrels before revealing a sly smile.
Soon he pretended to be running, shouting as he went, “Help, the King of Goblins is coming!”
Then he dropped to the ground, making a ruckus as if a group of people were running past the barrels.
Hearing that the King of Goblins had arrived, Fang Ling and Luo Beibei inside the barrels were terrified, desperately holding their breaths and concentrating hard.
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