My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

Time passed day by day.

Three weeks later.

One afternoon.

Chen Yu closed his eyes and relaxed, lying on the wooden bunk, listening to the pure music playing on his phone.

The leader massaged his shoulders, and the swindler massaged his legs.

The inmates from the third and fourth bunks each held a plate of fruit and eagerly fed him whenever he opened his mouth.

It was quite comfortable.

"Ahem. That's enough." Chen Yu swallowed a grape and cleared his throat, waving his hand. "I'm tired of eating these cheap fruits like bananas, grapes, apples, and oranges. Get some durian tomorrow."

"No problem." The leader raised his hand. "Leave it to me. I guarantee they will be the freshest."

"Okay." Chen Yu didn't even open his eyes and nodded in satisfaction. "Good."

"Boss." The inmate from the fourth bunk put down the fruit plate and joined the massage team, asking as he did so, "When are you going to be executed?"

"Motherfer! Who dares to execute our boss?" The leader suddenly became furious and slapped the inmate's face hard. "Who dares to execute our boss?"

After a month, these intelligent inmates had fully understood how terrifying Chen Yu was.

They had their own cell to sleep in at night!

They ate with the prison guards during the day!

Every few days, the heads of the prison system would come and warn these inmates not to bully Chen Yu...

What a formidable background this was!

The leaders in the East Zone speculated that there might be a powerful "superpowered individual" standing behind Chen Yu. Otherwise, it was impossible to explain how the "world's number one serial killer" could be so carefree in prison.

After all, the "title" on everyone's head couldn't be faked!

"Ah." Chen Yu smacked his lips and finally opened his eyes. "You can stop now. Your techniques are not good enough."

"Yes, yes, yes." The bald leader nodded repeatedly. "We'll practice more."

Chen Yu said, "Maybe I just can't enjoy it."

"What... What do you mean?" The leader was confused.

Chen Yu didn't explain. He stood up, stretched his arms and legs, and moved his body.

His title on his head changed every month.

It had been a month since the last change.

So in another day or two, his title as the "world's number one serial killer" would no longer exist.

If he became an "ordinary person," the public security department would have to release him.

"...What a pity." Chen Yu smacked his lips with a hint of regret. He bent down to pick up his phone from the ground, turned off the music, and prepared to leave his cell and take a walk in the prison yard.

Here, he had a privilege.

Before going to sleep in his "dormitory" every night, he could freely move around for half an hour.

Thinking that it was about time, Chen Yu put his phone away and turned to walk towards the prison cell door.

And as he turned, he saw the deputy director of the Hongtukeng Police Station, the middle-aged police officer, standing outside the iron gate.

The prison warden was also standing beside him.

"Ah... Hello." Chen Yu felt a bit awkward for no reason and raised his hand to greet them. "Long time no see."

"Very well." The middle-aged police officer's face darkened. "You were brought in here to receive education and reform. But instead, you're enjoying yourself."

Chen Yu smiled awkwardly. "When did you arrive, Older Brother?"

"I've been here since that kid danced for you." The middle-aged police officer pointed directly at a certain inmate in the cell. "Can you even bear to watch this guy, who is so rough and tough, dance a traditional dance?"

"If there were girls, I wouldn't have a choice." Chen Yu quickly changed the topic and walked to the door. "Well, open the door for me."

The prison warden nodded, and a prison guard stepped forward, took out an electronic card, and unlocked the iron door.

Chen Yu stepped out, about to say something, but the middle-aged police officer waved his hand, turned around, and said coldly, "Come with me."

The deputy director, the prison warden, and Chen Yu walked non-stop, passing through the entire West Zone of the prison, and arrived at a two-story building not far from the prison gate.

After living here for a month, Chen Yu was quite familiar with the entire prison. When he entered this building, he was suddenly surprised. "Are you taking me away?"

"Do you still want to stay here and retire?" The middle-aged police officer glared at Chen Yu and then politely said to the prison warden, "Warden, we can proceed with the procedures now."

"Alright. You two sit for a while. I'll go take care of it."

The prison warden left.

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The two of them found a resting room and sat down.

Chen Yu hesitated to speak. "Um... Are we leaving tonight?"

"Don't you want to go out?" The middle-aged police officer said in a muffled voice.

"Not really." Chen Yu licked his lips. "Mainly because I made plans to eat durian tomorrow..."

"Smack!"

The middle-aged police officer became furious and slammed the table. "You're addicted, aren't you? Hopeless!"

Chen Yu: "..."

Middle-aged police officer: "We're leaving tonight!"

Coincidentally, half a minute after the deputy director finished shouting, the color of Chen Yu's title as the "world's number one serial killer" on his head began to fade.The middle-aged police officer noticed this immediately! After a moment of surprise, a raging anger surged within him.

"Fing hell, how could you do this!"

"Huh?" Chen Yu was puzzled, "What's wrong now?"

"The moment I mentioned releasing you from prison, your title changed!" The middle-aged police officer's fists clenched with a cracking sound, "You're pushing it too far!"

"My title changed?" Chen Yu was surprised, "What a coincidence?"

Facing such an infuriating person, the middle-aged police officer suppressed his urge to lash out, gritted his teeth, and tried to stay calm, "Fine. Fine. You're not satisfied with your stay here, right? Good! As long as you abandon your crazy thoughts, behave yourself, and change your title. I can negotiate with the higher-ups to let you come in for a few days of vacation every year."

"Really? That's great!" Chen Yu was delighted.

The color of the title above his head seemed to fade a little bit more...

The middle-aged police officer: "..."

After a long silence, the middle-aged police officer's anger dissipated, and he rubbed his face tiredly.

He now agreed with what the deputy director had said.

This kid indeed had some "mental" issues.

"If you weren't an 'Anticipatory Appellation', I could have shot you several times over!" The middle-aged police officer spat out a sentence fiercely.

"You're right." Chen Yu nodded, "But you're not a prison warden, he said he could kill me over a thousand times."

Two hours later.

All the release procedures were completed.

Communication with the public security and government was also settled.

Holding the stamped documents from the warden, the director, and the secretary of Qing City government office, Chen Yu walked out of the gate of Qing City prison.

The "squeak" sound of the iron gate opening was crisp and pleasant. But Chen Yu was full of regret.

He hadn't had time to say goodbye to his prison mates...

Outside the gate, two familiar faces were waiting.

They were the male and female police officers who had "arrested" Chen Yu.

"Huh?" The female officer was surprised, looking at the appellation above Chen Yu's head, "Reformed?"

"Bullshit!" The middle-aged police officer pushed Chen Yu, "He just wanted to stay in prison. The moment he heard I was taking him out, he got scared and changed his title."@@novelbin@@

"Ah, this." Chen Yu retorted, "How could I control my own title?"

"You have an 'Anticipatory Appellation', what it changes into is up to you, isn't it?" The middle-aged police officer's face darkened, "I warn you, behave yourself. Your 'Appellation' is anticipatory, although it can't convict you, it can reveal your thoughts and ideas. Once or twice, I can assume it's not intentional. But if it continues, I can only assume you're threatening the police and challenging the law through your 'Title'!"

"The chief is right." The male officer also chimed in, seriously, "You're an innocent citizen, we can correct you, help you. But once we identify you as a troublemaker, I believe you never want to experience our public security measures."

"Anyway, whatever I say is futile." Chen Yu raised his hand, holding up two fingers, "But I swear, I've always been a law-abiding citizen."

As soon as he finished speaking, the title above his head changed on cue.

From "World's Number One Serial Corpse Abuser and Dismemberer" to "Terrorist".

Male officer: "..."

Female officer: "..."

Middle-aged police officer: "...Not done yet, huh."

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