My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

"If those two words don't tremble~"

"I won't, discover that you're feeling down♪~"

"How can I say it out loud♪~"

"You're just a passing verse♬~"

Perhaps in a good mood, Chen Yu particularly enjoyed singing today.

Sitting on the soft sofa, he casually crossed his legs, holding a sharp boning knife, shaving his own stubble, and observing the neighbor who was tied up in front of him.

"Help... help me..."

The Fat Neighbor cried with snot and tears, trembling on the ground, "Brother, I... I... I don't have money..."

"Why would I want your money." Chen Yu glanced at The Fat Neighbor, picked up the remote control on the sofa, and turned on the TV, engrossed in watching a program.

"Brother... I'm just a poor bastard!" The Fat Neighbor struggled, sobbing, "Kidnap the guy next door! He... he does explicit live broadcasts, he's an internet celebrity! He... he has money."

"You damn it." Chen Yu smacked his lips.

"Huh?" A puddle of liquid gradually flowed out from The Fat Neighbor's crotch, "I... I don't want to die, brother. I really don't have money!"

"I already said, I don't want your money." Chen Yu pressed the remote control and casually switched channels.

"Then you are... you are..." The Fat Neighbor's pupils shook, stunned for a long time, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, wiping the snot off his face with his shoulder, "Then... then you come, be gentle. Spare my life..."

Chen Yu was immediately stunned, "?"

"There is... petroleum jelly in the bathroom..."

Chen Yu: "???"

"Brother!" The Fat Neighbor cried out in fear, "It's my first time!"

Chen Yu: "... Shut up, damn it."

"Clang."

With that, he threw the boning knife in his hand onto the coffee table.

The Fat Neighbor was frightened and quickly fell silent.

And Chen Yu finally found a satisfactory TV channel.

(The best ingredients are often cooked in the simplest way...)

(First, take two liang of three-layer pork belly, slice it thinly...)

(Stir-fry it in boiling water until half-cooked, then remove it when the color of the meat darkens...)

"Gurgle—"

The Fat Neighbor swallowed his saliva again, staring wide-eyed, his face turning pale.

Chen Yu watched with great interest.

(After cooling, take scallions, garlic, and ginger and cut them into shreds...)

(Stir-fry them in hot oil...)

(Sizzle—)

"Ah!"

The Fat Neighbor was terrified to the extreme, and cried out, "I'm so horny, brother!"

"Beep beep beep beep, shut up already. I told you to keep quiet." Chen Yu's interest was disturbed, he frowned, dissatisfiedly turned off the TV, and then picked up the boning knife from the coffee table, "So you want to die quickly, huh? Fine, I'll grant your wish."

"No... no... no, please, I was wrong, just watch it properly, I won't make a sound, brother." The Fat Neighbor's breathing became rapid, he stopped crying, and moved back in fear.

"Snap."

"Snap."

Slapping the blade of the knife, Chen Yu swayed step by step, exuding a villainous aura, and walked in front of The Fat Neighbor, squatting down, carefully examining the other person's face, "You... don't you recognize me?"

"Brother, are you... are you mistaking me for someone else?" The Fat Neighbor's eyes flashed with a glimmer of hope, "I'm just an ordinary otaku! I've never seen you before!"

"Didn't we meet when you reported me and got me taken away by the police?" Chen Yu furrowed his brows in confusion, "Could it be... I really made a mistake?"

Upon hearing this, The Fat Neighbor was struck by lightning. His eyes almost popped out as he stared blankly at Chen Yu. The expression on his face gradually changed from shock to fear and panic... and finally turned into a plea.

"Bro... bro... bro... bro... brother, I... I... I..." The Fat Neighbor wet himself again.

"Do you know how miserable I've been in the past six months?" Chen Yu clenched the boning knife, his eyes gradually turning cold, overflowing with killing intent.

"Ah?"

"No, it's how miserable I've been in the past six months." Chen Yu corrected himself.

"Brother, I didn't mean it..." The Fat Neighbor's voice trembled.

"Don't say those useless words." Chen Yu sheathed the boning knife at his waist, then took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and walked towards the TV. He inserted the USB flash drive into the USB port, saying, "You won't miss a single frame of the pain you caused me for so long!"

After booting up, a folder filled with video files immediately popped up.

The Fat Neighbor looked bewildered, forgetting to cry, just dumbly staring at Chen Yu as he used the remote control to open a video.

A cartoon started playing...

"Do you know what this is?" Chen Yu turned around, staring coldly at the neighbor.

"I... I don't know..."

"It's Cardcaptor Sakura!" Chen Yu suddenly shouted, "It's Cardcaptor Sakura, you bastard!"

"Cardcaptor Sakura, brother, it's Cardcaptor Sakura! Brother, brother!" The neighbor was so scared that he trembled, crying again, "It's Cardcaptor Sakura, brother! I remember now!"

"You've just remembered." Chen Yu regained his calmness, his expression changed in an instant, and he indifferently said, "But I've already memorized it."@@novelbin@@

"Brother! Dad! What are you going to do? I was wrong, I regret reporting you back then, I..."

"Shut up." Chen Yu moved like an arrow, rushing to The Fat Neighbor's side, and held the boning knife against the back of his head, "Now, show it to me!"

"What... what am I supposed to watch..."

"Watch Cardcaptor Sakura, nerd."

"Oh, oh, oh, I'll watch, I'll watch it now, brother." The Fat Neighbor's face turned pale, trembling, and looked at the TV.

"You can't just watch it, you have to let it enter your mind." Chen Yu emphasized.

"Yes, yes, yes..."

Chen Yu's anger gradually subsided.

In the room, only the cute voice of the female protagonist, Sakura Kinomoto, echoed.

But after just five minutes, before The Fat Neighbor could react, Chen Yu couldn't stand it anymore, "Put on a damn pair of headphones and watch it yourself!"

"I... I'm tied up..."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yu walked towards the TV cabinet with a "sinister" expression, opened a drawer, and quickly found a pair of headphones, stuffing them into the neighbor's ears.

Then, like dragging a pig, he dragged him to the front of the TV, inserting the headphone jack into the TV.

"Ah! It's too loud!" The Fat Neighbor trembled again.

Chen Yu: "Endure it!"

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

After doing all this, Chen Yu took a deep breath, pocketed the boning knife, walked to the neighbor's kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and randomly took out a can of cola.Down the hatch.

Chen Yu's eyes moistened.

How long had it been since he last tasted something so refreshing...

How long had it been since he last experienced such happiness...

Chen Yu's lips trembled slightly, his nose became increasingly sour, his eyes reddened, and he held back his tears.

Half a year.

He had suffered all kinds of torture and hardships in the Security Bureau.

Yet this bastard was eating meat, drinking cola, playing games, and sleeping soundly every day...

"..."

"What a sin."

"Fing hell, this is bullying."

"Gulp!"

"Gulp, gulp..."

He finished the cola in one breath, Chen Yu angrily crushed the can, his anger reignited, and he menacingly approached the Fat Neighbor.

The neighbor, sitting in front of the TV, had no interest in watching cartoons. He had been sneakily glancing at Chen Yu all along. Seeing that the latter seemed to have reignited his "killing intent", he was scared out of his wits and screamed, "Brother, I was wrong! Don't kill me! Don't...don't kill me..."

"Fing hell!" Chen Yu slapped off the Fat Neighbor's hat and sat on the sofa, "Watch the TV properly! If you can't remember it later, see if I won't torture you to death."

"I'll watch! I'll watch..." The Fat Neighbor nodded tremblingly.

With the hat off, Chen Yu naturally saw the neighbor's title—Trash Otaku.

Exactly the same as his current title.

"Fing hell, bad luck." He spat, Chen Yu leaned back on the sofa, not wanting to be polluted by the light and shadow of "Cardcaptor Sakura", he closed his eyes, preparing to take a short rest.

That's right.

One of his methods of revenge this time was to let this neighbor experience the torture he had suffered in the Security Bureau from beginning to end.

To let him understand what it means to be utterly immoral.

However...

Unlike Chen Yu back in the Security Bureau.

The Fat Neighbor at this moment was actually suffering even more.

Because he was facing forward and didn't dare to turn around, he naturally couldn't observe the situation behind him. In his fear, he always imagined that the "ferocious" Chen Yu was holding a bone-chopping knife, aiming at him with a sinister smile.

The blade aimed at the back of his head, then at his neck, then at his lower back.

One moment preparing to cut in a straight line, the next moment preparing to cut in a human shape...

"Whimper..."

The more he thought, the more terrified he became.

The more terrified he became, the more he thought.

Urine seeped out as if his prostate had burst.

The title of Trash Otaku above his head was also gradually fading.

Fading.

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Fading again.

"Whoosh!"

Just half a minute later, his title changed from Trash Otaku to Terrified Trash Otaku.

And at this moment, Chen Yu seemed to sense something and slowly opened his eyes.

He saw that all over the Fat Neighbor's body, various text information was strangely appearing...

【(F Grade) Excellent Digestive System: Possesses outstanding digestive ability.】

【(F- Grade) Poor Quality Knee Cartilage: Seems to have suffered considerable wear and tear.】

【(F- Grade) Unique Memory: Records the account passwords of 16 adult forums and the debut numbers of 77 female actresses.】

【(F+ Grade) Expanded Esophagus: Can drink two liters of carbonated beverage in twenty seconds.】

【(E- Grade) Rapid Wrist: Possesses extremely fast up and down shaking ability.】

Chen Yu: "???"

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