Chapter 16 – Two [extremely happy useless otaku
"...Are you sick?" The slightly chubby indoor girl looked Chen Yu up and down, rolled her eyes, and prepared to close the door.
"Hey, hey, hey." Chen Yu quickly blocked her, showing a smile on his face. "Just kidding. It's like this, beautiful lady. We are from the Qing City TV station's program group for 'You Win with You'. We are looking for some otaku to answer some questions about the second dimension. If you win, there will be a cash reward."
Upon hearing the words "cash reward," the slightly chubby indoor girl raised her eyelids in suspicion. "Money?"
"Yes! Money!"
"How much money?"
"The first question is worth 10,000, the second question is worth 100,000, and if you answer the third question correctly, you will receive 1 million!"
"Oh my god, is this for real?" The slightly chubby indoor girl couldn't believe it and looked around. "Are you lying? You said you were from the TV station, where's the camera?"
"To ease the tension of the contestants and allow them to perform at their best, the program group chooses to hide the cameras during the question and answer segment. For example, you see that..." Chen Yu raised his hand and pointed to the surveillance camera in the apartment corridor. "That's one of our camera positions."
Yes, this time he didn't plan to use "violence" when visiting.
After all, the girl had no grudges against him.
He planned to use another method to change her "title".
To verify his guess...
"You feel like a scammer." Standing at the door, the slightly chubby indoor girl hesitated for a while, but still closed the door. "Forget it, just leave."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Chen Yu extended his leg and once again blocked the door frame. "Whether it's true or not, just participate and if you win, I'll decide whether to give you the money or not."
Saying that, he didn't give the other person time to react and directly started with the first question. "Please listen to the first question. In the fifth episode of the Japanese anime 'Fantasy World Uncle', which sports club did the uncle say he didn't like when he was in high school?"
The slightly chubby indoor girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
The slightly chubby indoor girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Is... is it too difficult?" Chen Yu asked tentatively.
"I can't answer that. Goodbye." The slightly chubby indoor girl had an unhappy expression on her face and prepared to close the door.
"Alright! This was actually a test question. The real first question is not that difficult." Chen Yu decisively spoke, "Please listen to the real first question. Who is the protagonist of the anime 'Naruto'?"
"Naruto... protagonist." The slightly chubby indoor girl was stunned for a moment and tentatively asked, "Is it a ninja?"
Chen Yu: "..."
The slightly chubby indoor girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "You answered correctly! Reward of 10,000 yuan!"
Raising both hands, Chen Yu applauded and took out his phone. "Miss, please show me your payment code, and I will award the prize money."
"I... I answered correctly?" The slightly chubby indoor girl couldn't believe it.
"Correct! Your answer was flawless!"
"Do you really give out money?" The girl hurriedly took out her phone and opened the Alipay payment code. "10,000 yuan?"
Without hesitation, Chen Yu directly scanned it.
"Ding!"
With a crisp sound, the girl's phone screen showed an additional transfer of "10,000 yuan."@@novelbin@@
"Oh my god!" She couldn't believe it and covered her mouth.
"Congratulations, miss." Chen Yu clapped his hands. "You have won a prize of 10,000 yuan!"
"You really give out money! You're amazing!" The slightly chubby indoor girl almost pressed the phone screen against her face. "Exactly 10,000 yuan."
"This is just the beginning." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously. "Please listen to the second question."
"Okay! Go ahead." The slightly chubby indoor girl became serious, clasping her hands together and holding her phone without blinking, nervously swallowing her saliva.
"Please listen to the second question. Who is the protagonist of the anime 'One Piece'?" Chen Yu extended two fingers as a hint. "Two words. If you answer correctly, there will be a reward of 100,000 yuan."
"Is... it a pirate?" The slightly chubby indoor girl cautiously asked.
Chen Yu: "..."
Girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "Congratulations, you answered correctly! Reward of 100,000 yuan!"
"Ah!" The girl widened her eyes in disbelief and covered her mouth. "I got it right again?!"
"That's right, that's right!" Chen Yu picked up his phone. "Please show me your payment code."
"Okay, okay, okay!" The slightly chubby indoor girl was ecstatic, trying to contain her excitement as she opened her phone screen.
"Oh, by the way." At this moment, Chen Yu seemed to remember something and slapped his forehead. "I forgot to tell you. We are all legitimate prizes, so you have to pay taxes. The winner needs to bear a tax rate of ten percent."
"What does that mean?" The slightly chubby indoor girl instantly became nervous, retracting her phone and looking at Chen Yu with suspicion.
"It means that if you win 100,000 yuan, you have to pay 10,000 yuan in taxes. If you win 1 million, you have to pay 100,000 yuan in taxes." Chen Yu explained.
"Then... what about the 10,000 yuan I just won?"
"The 10,000 yuan is just 1,000 yuan in tax money." Chen Yu waved his hand. "I won't ask for it. But for the second question, you answered correctly and the prize is 100,000 yuan. If you want this prize money, you have to transfer 10,000 yuan to me first."
"Can't you just transfer 90,000 yuan to me?" The slightly chubby indoor girl's thinking was very quick.
"No." Chen Yu shook his head. "There needs to be a record of the transfer."
"Then... you give me the 100,000 yuan prize money first, and I'll transfer you 10,000 yuan." The girl said cautiously."Oh my god, why are you so stingy?" Chen Yu was shocked, looking the other person up and down: "Why don't you just give me the first prize money? What if I give you a hundred thousand prize money, and you don't give me the tax money, wouldn't I be at a loss?"
"I won't, rest assured."
"Anyway, that's the rule of the show." Chen Yu stepped back: "Will you answer the third question? If you don't want the second prize money, then our show ends here."
"Hey, don't! Brother, don't go!" This time, it was the girl's turn to panic. She rushed out of the room, tightly grabbing Chen Yu's sleeve: "Let's continue. I'll pay the tax."
Saying this, she took out her phone and transferred the ten thousand yuan back to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu didn't deceive her. Seeing the ten thousand in his account, he decisively transferred a hundred thousand to her.
"Ding!"
"Alipay received, one hundred thousand."
"Ah!" Witnessing the five zeros after the 1, the slightly chubby Indoor Girl gasped, trembling and jumping on the spot.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also had a full smile: "The third question has started, are you ready?"
"Great!" The slightly chubby Indoor Girl slapped her cheeks, trying to calm down, and gave Chen Yu a thumbs up with a trembling voice: "I like your straightforward show team. Come on, the third question! It's a million, right?"
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded: "If you answer correctly, you will win a million! This is the ultimate benefit of cooperating with us in answering questions."
"Hu——" The slightly chubby Indoor Girl stroked her chest forcefully, closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths: "Let's go."
"Good! Please listen to the final question!" Chen Yu looked up at the ceiling of the corridor: "In the Japanese anime 'Detective Conan', who is the main..."
"Detective!" The slightly chubby Indoor Girl shouted.
"Congratulations!" Chen Yu also shouted, excitedly holding the girl's hand: "You've learned to answer quickly!"
"Ah!" The girl was instantly overjoyed, her slightly chubby face twisted.
"Quick answer! Achieved a hidden achievement!" Chen Yu shouted excitedly: "Prize money doubled! Two million!"
"Ah!" The girl was so happy that she was almost epileptic, jumping around on the spot.
"But the tax, you only need to pay a hundred thousand!" Chen Yu added.
"Ah!" The slightly chubby Indoor Girl was so excited that she directly hugged Chen Yu, her words slurred: "Thank you thank you thank..."
And at this moment, under extreme emotional excitement, the Title above the slightly chubby Indoor Girl's head changed from "Trash Otaku" to "Extremely Joyful Trash Otaku".
"Shua——"
The next moment, just as Chen Yu had guessed, a lot of text information emerged from various parts of the girl's body.
"[F grade] Fertility: Can develop a fetus."
"[F+ grade] Excellent digestive system: Even drinking cold water can provide rich nutrients."
"[F- grade] Unique thinking: Has an unusual love for rotten culture."
"[E grade] Mutated glands: Loss of some physical pleasure."
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"Ah!"
Now, it was Chen Yu's turn to celebrate excitedly...
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