My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

"Older Brother, you haven't relapsed, have you reported me again?"

Upon hearing this, the neighbor's face changed, and he straightened up instantly: "No... no!"

"That's good." Chen Yu put the cleaver into his waist and patted the neighbor's shoulder. "I couldn't sleep well last night, afraid of being caught again. At least I'll be locked up for a month or two."

"No... it won't happen. From now on, whoever reports the other will be in trouble." The neighbor sensed the threat in Chen Yu's words, lowered his head, and reluctantly moved his last box of "treasures" into Chen Yu's house.

"Are you done moving?" Leaning against the door frame, Chen Yu peeked into the empty neighbor's house.

"Al... almost done."

"Is there anything else to throw away?" Chen Yu rubbed his hands. "You can throw everything to me."

The Fat Neighbor turned around and looked at his empty house, almost in tears. "Only the load-bearing wall is left."

"Oh, I don't need the load-bearing wall." Chen Yu extended his arms and hugged the neighbor. "Let's go, after working so hard, I'll treat you to breakfast."

"No need!" The neighbor hurriedly refused. "I'll just eat a bite by myself..."

"I didn't ask for your opinion." Chen Yu interrupted the neighbor and forcefully walked into the elevator with him. "You must eat."

"Then... then... let me wear a hat."

Watching the Fat Neighbor go back to his house and cover his head with a hat to hide his title as a "Trash Otaku," Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly. "You really don't like your title, do you?"

The Fat Neighbor looked up and glanced at Chen Yu's title as a "Trash Otaku." "Do you like the three words 'Trash Otaku'?"

"As for me..." Chen Yu touched his head. "I'm fine with it."

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His previous titles were all "corpse," "murderer," or "terrorist."

Compared to those, the title "Trash Otaku" was simply too kind...

"Since you really dislike your title." Chen Yu licked his lips and his eyes gleamed. "As a friend, let me help you change it."

"Huh?" The Fat Neighbor was stunned.

...

"Help... help... help me!"

Qing City, Central Park.

On the snow-covered sidewalk, two men were engaged in a chase.

The former was the Fat Neighbor, running for his life and on the verge of exhaustion.

The latter was Chen Yu, holding a cleaver and leisurely following behind.

"Pick up the pace." Chen Yu waved the sharp tip of the knife, aiming at the Fat Neighbor's wiggling buttocks. "Otherwise, I'll stab your butt again."

"Big... Big Brother... ancestors... please spare me." The Fat Neighbor panted like a dying dog. "I really... really... can't run anymore."

"You can't even endure running twelve laps around the park?" Chen Yu mocked as he chased from behind. "No wonder you're a Trash Otaku, so useless. Your ex-girlfriend broke up with you because you couldn't last long, right?"

"I can't... I really can't run anymore."

In the face of absolute exhaustion, even the most piercing criticism was useless. When the Fat Neighbor exhausted his last bit of energy and stumbled to the ground after running twelve and a half laps, he no longer got up, whimpering, "Then... then... just kill me... kill me..."

Stopping his footsteps, Chen Yu saw that the neighbor had indeed reached his limit, so he put away the cleaver. "Alright. You have synovitis, let's end your first morning run here."

"How... how do you... know so much about me?" The Fat Neighbor turned his head with difficulty, his gaze towards Chen Yu mixed with fear. "Even... even that I have synovitis..."

"I've been paying attention to you for a long time." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously.

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

He felt more and more uneasy.

And regretted more and more his foolish act of "reporting" in the past.

"Damn it, I'm doomed!"

The Fat Neighbor howled to the sky.

"Huh?" Chen Yu was surprised. "You still have the energy to shout? Then run another lap."

Half an hour later.

The morning gradually brightened.

The first ray of sunlight shone down, dyeing the white snow a reddish-brown color.

With the Fat Neighbor, who was leaning to the left and right, they arrived at a breakfast shop on the street. Chen Yu waved his big hand. "Three baskets of steamed buns and a glass of soy milk."

"I can't eat so much." The Fat Neighbor wearily waved his hand.

"Who said it's for you to eat?" Taking the tray handed over by the waiter, Chen Yu placed the separate glass of soy milk in front of the neighbor. "You only drink this."

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

"Losing weight requires not only exercise but also control over your diet." Chen Yu grabbed a beef pancake and stuffed it into his mouth, mumbling unclearly. "You can't eat meat today."

"Who said I want to lose weight!" The Fat Neighbor was stunned for a moment, then slammed the table. "Who said I want to lose weight?!"

"Don't you dislike your title as a Trash Otaku?" Swallowing the food, Chen Yu patted the neighbor's shoulder with his greasy hand. "I'm helping you change, brother."

"I don't need it! I don't want to change..."

"Smack."

Before the words were finished, Chen Yu slammed the cleaver heavily on the table and continued eating the meat bun.

The Fat Neighbor instantly shut up, lowered his head, and silently drank the soy milk.

After finishing breakfast, the neighbor still couldn't escape and was "forced" by Chen Yu to enter a fitness club.

Then they got two monthly cards and arrived at the equipment area on the second floor of the gym.

"Can you lift a 500-kilogram barbell?" Chen Yu asked.

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

Chen Yu: "Then let's start with 50 kilograms."

Tears welled up in the Fat Neighbor's eyes. "Big Brother, I beg you, spare me."Hearing these familiar lines, Chen Yu couldn't help but recall his wonderful memories in the "police station" and "security bureau"...

"Brother." He smacked his lips, his face becoming serious as he earnestly said to his neighbor, "If I let you go, who will let you go?"

"...Huh?"

"Listen to me, brother, I'm doing this for your own good." Chen Yu leaned in close to his neighbor's ear, speaking rapidly, "Think about it, who brought you the pain you're experiencing now."

The neighbor: "You."

"What are you saying! What kind of talk is that?" Chen Yu corrected, "The pain you're experiencing now, you brought it upon yourself. Think about it, as a citizen, is it wrong to report a criminal?"

"I was wrong." The Fat Neighbor lowered his head, "I won't dare to report again."

"Do you have any backbone at all? Where were you wrong?" Chen Yu raised his voice, "A rat crossing the street is everyone's target! It's only natural! If a criminal is around, it's reasonable for you to report it! It's virtuous and ambitious! You did nothing wrong!"

"...I did nothing wrong." The Fat Neighbor's face darkened, "I really did nothing wrong."

"But the reality of the situation has made you so unlucky." Chen Yu was indignant, "Is this fair?"

"It's not fair!" The Fat Neighbor glared at Chen Yu.

"Why isn't it fair?" Chen Yu snapped his fingers, "It's because you're not strong enough. You're such a Trash Otaku that even a mere criminal dares to retaliate against you. Think about it, if you were a muscular man, a pillar of the state, or even a leader of the young people, would anyone dare to retaliate against you?"

"Of course not!" The Fat Neighbor puffed out his chest.

"So, how should I put it." Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction, "When evil sees a glimmer of light, it only wants to quickly extinguish it. But if what it sees is the sun, let alone retaliation, it would be instantly obliterated."

"You're right..." The neighbor nodded heavily.

"So, all the injustices in this world come from the fact that you're not strong enough."

"You're right!"

"So do you know why I had to mess with you yesterday?" Chen Yu slowly persuaded, "It's because I admire you."

"Admire? Me?" The neighbor was stunned.

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded, waving his hand grandly, "For almost a year, no one in the entire apartment building has dared to report me. How sad is that? Seeing a crime and not stopping it, seeing someone drowning and not rescuing them, seeing an old person fall and not helping them... It's too decadent. The cold reality and the loss of morality have made people gradually lose their bottom line. But..."

Chen Yu paused, gripping The Fat Neighbor's shoulders tightly, "But only you! Only you dared to report me without hesitation."

The Fat Neighbor was in a daze, "Only me..."

"That's right! Only you!" Chen Yu was moved, "Only you dared to report me, not fearing sacrifice or retaliation. You've shown me that there's still hope for humanity! There's still you!"

"... " The Fat Neighbor was dumbfounded.

"So, in order for this last spark of humanity to grow, I choose to protect you, spur you on, educate you, and cultivate you!" Chen Yu was almost convincing himself, "So, I deliberately retaliated against you, but didn't really retaliate. It's to make you recognize the reality while maintaining your original heart! All the injustices in the world come from the fact that you're not strong enough!"

"I won't let you, a seed of humanity, be defeated by the dark reality!"

"You! Stop being a Trash Otaku!"

"You! Become stronger!"

"Only by becoming stronger can you continue to uphold your ideals!"

"Only by becoming stronger can you strike against evil without fear of retaliation! Fulfill the goal that a king should pursue!"

"You shouldn't be a mere spark that can be extinguished in a blink of an eye."

"You..."

Chen Yu spoke word by word, resolutely and forcefully, "You should become the sun!"

"..."

The Fat Neighbor stared blankly at Chen Yu, his mind a blank.

After a long while, it seemed as if his brain had understood everything. He suddenly grabbed Chen Yu's hands, "Brother! I misunderstood you!"

Chen Yu: "Being misunderstood is the fate of the expresser, isn't it?"

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