My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

It is obvious.

A morning jog, combined with over an hour of exercise, is far from enough to change the title of the "Trash Otaku" neighbor.

So, after "escaping" from the gym, Chen Yu brought him to the largest swimming pool in Qing City, ready to start a new activity.

Anyway, he is not in a hurry.

The title of "Trash Otaku" on his head has just changed and can be maintained for almost a month.

In a month's time, the neighbor's "title" could have changed several times.

Moreover, Chen Yu currently has no intention of copying the other party's abilities.

Because he really doesn't think highly of them.

Even though the skills of "(F+ level) Excellent Muscle Cells" and "(F- level) Unique Memory" are not bad, and even the "Fast Wrist" skill of "(E- level)" is a powerful tool.

But they can't be considered "superpowers".

They can't stimulate Chen Yu's nerves.

Besides...

He currently knows too little about his "golden finger" and is unsure whether the ability to copy is "once per person" or "multiple times per person".

If it's the former, it means that once he copies the neighbor's "skills", this person will be useless to him.

Then he would have to waste the twenty-plus days waiting for his "title" to update.

So, it's better to take advantage of the current convenient conditions and continuously experiment on the neighbor. This way, he can better understand the usage of his "golden finger".

"What are we doing here?"

Entering the magnificent swimming pool, the Fat Neighbor felt a bit awkward and stood behind Chen Yu, asking in a low voice.

Chen Yu took out his phone directly, scanned the payment code at the front desk, and held out two fingers. "Membership cards, two of them. One month."

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment." The front desk girl glanced at the "Trash Otaku" title on Chen Yu's head, didn't say much, and expressionlessly prepared the cards and handed them over. "Here you go."

"I... I don't know how to swim!" The Fat Neighbor hurriedly grabbed Chen Yu's clothes.

"You can learn, can't you?" Chen Yu took the membership card and walked straight inside.

Actually, he doesn't know how to swim either...

"Sir, the women's changing area is over there." The front desk girl maintained her expressionless face. "You should go to the right."

"Oh, thank you." Chen Yu changed direction.

In the changing room, they took off their clothes and bought two new swimsuits. One for himself and one for the neighbor.

After putting them on, Chen Yu turned around and found that the neighbor was too fat.

The whole person was "squeezed" into two sections by the swimsuit...

"...Why don't you just not wear it?" After a moment of silence, Chen Yu suggested, "Anyway, your belly is big enough to cover it."

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

Ten minutes later.

They found a staff member and went out to buy a larger swimsuit. Only then did Chen Yu successfully bring the neighbor into the pool.

Standing at the deep end, Chen Yu pointed to the water surface and said to the neighbor, "Go down and swim."

"I already said, I don't know how to swim." The Fat Neighbor said.

Chen Yu suggested, "Babies are born knowing how to swim. You can try to recall your swimming skills from when you were a baby."@@novelbin@@

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The Fat Neighbor: "...I really can't remember."

"Such a bother." Chen Yu frowned, looked around the pool, and found a lifeguard next to the deep end. "Do you see that lifeguard? Dive in front of him. Every time you drown, he will rescue you. It's like brushing a dungeon without any loss. Drown a few times and you'll learn."

The Fat Neighbor: "..."

"Sigh, you're really useless." Seeing that the other party didn't react at all, Chen Yu impatiently waved his hand, walked to a corner of the pool, and took a deflated or non-deflated swimming ring, throwing it to the neighbor. "Put it on and go down."

"I'm not going." The Fat Neighbor took a step back. "Why don't we try a different exercise?"

"... " Chen Yu touched his bare waist, realizing that he didn't bring his knife, so he remained silent for a moment. Suddenly, he sang loudly, "I've decided to intervene in your life ♪~ As your fashion consultant ♪~ As your fashion consultant ♩~ Don't say you can't ♫~ Oh oh ♪!"

With this shout, the attention of dozens of people in the swimming pool was immediately drawn to Chen Yu and the Fat Neighbor.

They all looked at them with suspicion.

The socially anxious Fat Neighbor's face instantly turned green.

"Let's ride the sunshine ♪~ Surfing on the sea ♪~ Attracting her attention ♫~ Don't be afraid..."

"Stop singing, I'll go in the water! I'll go in the water!" The Fat Neighbor cried with a mournful face and jumped into the pool with the swimming ring in his arms.

With a splash, water splashed everywhere.

Closing his mouth and wiping the water off his face, Chen Yu sat down in a satisfied manner.

He watched the neighbor splashing around in the water while observing the changes in his "title".

As a "Trash Otaku", as long as he persists in exercising for a few days, there is no reason for his title not to change.

But as he watched, Chen Yu's gaze shifted.

It focused on a long-haired girl near the shallow water area.

Perhaps because she was wearing a sexy swimsuit, she appeared extremely attractive with a high level of beauty. Chen Yu couldn't help but approach her.

"Hello, beautiful." Chen Yu took the initiative to strike up a conversation.

The girl in the swimsuit glanced at Chen Yu, who had the title of "Trash Otaku" on his head, and then turned her head back, coldly saying, "Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."

Chen Yu: "...Even if you have a sugar daddy, what does it have to do with me?"

The girl in the swimsuit frowned and looked back at Chen Yu. "What do you want?"

"I want you to help me with something."

"I'm busy."

"A deposit of ten thousand, and three thousand when it's done."

"What do you need help with?" The girl in the swimsuit changed her mind decisively.

"Do you see that fat guy over there?" Chen Yu pointed to the neighbor in the deep end. "He has never had a girlfriend before. If you can get him, without any intimate activities, as long as you can establish a relationship, I will give you a reward of thirty thousand."

"How long should the relationship last?" The girl in the swimsuit asked straightforwardly.

"Not more than a week. You can break up whenever you want.""You're planning a prank on your friend, aren't you? Deal." The girl in the swimsuit smirked, pulling out her phone, "Transfer the money. A homebody, I can handle him in a day."

"OK." Chen Yu didn't waste any words, directly transferring ten thousand to the girl in the swimsuit.

"Ding!"

The cash arrived, and the girl in the swimsuit laughed. Then, full of confidence, she walked towards the Fat Neighbor, "You rich second generations are really interesting."

"I'm a first-generation rich." Chen Yu corrected.

The girl in the swimsuit looked back, "That's even more interesting."

Sitting in the spot previously occupied by the girl in the swimsuit, Chen Yu felt the warmth beneath him while observing the "battlefield".

The girl in the swimsuit who had walked over, bent over to reveal half of her cleavage, and said to the neighbor, "Hello handsome, are you alone?"

The Fat Neighbor's face turned red in panic, and he struggled to sink into the water.

"Bubble bubble" bubbles emerged.

The girl in the swimsuit was stunned for a moment, turned her head in surprise, and looked at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu also reacted after a while, suddenly slapping his thigh, "Lifeguard... Lifeguard! Someone's drowning!"

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