My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

Standing in place, with his right hand in a cast, Chen Yu looked at his fat neighbor, who was crying and sniffling, with a heart full of pity and affection. "My lord, please get up."

"Brother Yu, I'm begging you." The neighbor hugged Chen Yu's leg. "Stop tormenting me, okay? It was my fault for reporting you. How about you sell me a kidney to make up for it? Spare me, please. Okay?"

"Silly child." Chen Yu used his healthy left hand to pat the neighbor's head. "If I spare you, then who will spare you?"

"...Ah?"

"Heaven has bestowed a great responsibility upon this person. It must first torment his heart and soul, exhaust his physical strength, drain his wealth, and destroy his life. I'm doing all this for your own good."

After a pause, Chen Yu added, "I just memorized this a couple of days ago."

"Are you sure you memorized it correctly?"

"Is it incorrect?" Chen Yu was taken aback. "What was the original version?"

The fat neighbor knelt down and counted on his fingers as he tried to remember. "The original text should be 'Heaven has bestowed a great responsibility upon this person. It will surely torment his heart and soul...' No, that's not what we're discussing now! Can you please stop bothering me?"

"No." Chen Yu shook his head firmly. "You are the hope of humanity. I can't just stand by and watch you continue to..."

Before Chen Yu could finish his sentence, the fat neighbor suddenly stood up and rushed into the kitchen like a madman. After a hysterical search, he grabbed a kitchen knife and ran back to Chen Yu, trembling with excitement. "Come on! Big brother, kill me! Just kill me already! Chop me! Yes! One strike! You'll have your revenge, and I'll be liberated. The whole world will be free!"

Taking the kitchen knife, Chen Yu carefully observed it and sniffed it before wrinkling his brow. "Did you use this to chop onions before? Why didn't you clean it properly? It smells."

The fat neighbor: "..."

"Clang."

Casually tossing the kitchen knife aside, Chen Yu gently patted the neighbor's shoulder. "Silly child, how could I bear to kill you? You are my source of happiness... You are the key to my future and a better life."

"Chen Yu!"

With his eyes widening like a human's, the fat neighbor's nostrils began to breathe heavily, and the veins on his neck bulged. "I'm telling you, don't fucking push me too far! You're just playing with me! Don't think I don't know!"

"Hmm, you're right." Chen Yu nodded and asked, "What do you think of the latest artificial intelligence GTP?"

"Are you fucking listening to me!" The neighbor shouted.

"Hush!" Chen Yu suddenly lowered his voice, cautiously looked around, and said seriously, "When male voices reach the high range, around A4, they should switch to mixed voice in advance. Otherwise, it will cause significant damage to the vocal cords. And the quality of this high range is not good."

The fat neighbor: "..."

Chen Yu: "Did you learn it?"

The rising anger gradually twisted and dissipated. The fat neighbor stood still for a long time, rubbing his face forcefully. He turned around and silently walked towards his computer desk. "Chen Yu, you like playing games, right? Fine. From now on, I won't have even the slightest emotional fluctuation because of you. Let's see how long you can keep playing."

With that, he sat in front of the computer desk and started the computer without any expression.

But as soon as it started, he shouted in anger again, "Fuck! Why is my mouse broken?"

"...And the computer desk is cracked too?"

"Fing hell! And my wall! Why is the wallpaper gone?"

Chen Yu shrugged helplessly. "I have no idea."

"Get out!!" The fat neighbor shouted hoarsely. "Get out of my house!"

"Calm down a bit." Chen Yu pressed his left hand lightly. "Your fly is open."

The fat neighbor: "..."

His lips trembled slightly. The fat neighbor couldn't help but tear up again. Without even looking at Chen Yu, he took out a new mouse from under the bed and connected it to the computer, silently starting the game.

Crying and playing.

Really.

He regretted it so much.

Why did he have to make that stupid report call?

It brought him such painful torment now.

During these three days at the police station, he carefully sorted out his life. It was like a disaster had struck.

His good days were completely ruined by this damn Chen Yu.

Fortunately, the female coach wasn't seriously injured and had a good physique. She only fainted for a while.

Otherwise, he would have spent his whole life in prison!

But what if it continues?

He believed that one day, Chen Yu would play him to death.

"Sigh..."

Taking a deep breath, the fat neighbor adjusted his mood and focused his attention on the computer screen. He decided to completely ignore Chen Yu after making this decision.

A clown without an "audience" had no meaning in continuing to "perform"...

However, perhaps his mindset hadn't completely adjusted.

In this game, the fat neighbor played extremely poorly.

A record of 0-27-0.

Not only were his teammates in the game furious, they also cursed him one after another.Even Chen Yu, who was standing behind him watching the battle, was so angry that he kicked the computer and the computer desk into pieces!

"Crash——"

Scattered all over the ground.

Sparks flying everywhere.

"With this level of skill, you're still fucking playing?" Chen Yu was so angry that his superpower of beastly strength erupted, and he lifted the astonished fat man, who weighed over two hundred pounds, with one hand and threw him hard!

He was thrown onto the bed four meters away.

"Boom!"

Raising a cloud of dust and wood chips...

When the dust settled.

The Fat Neighbor was completely dumbfounded, looking at Chen Yu incredulously: "Are you... are you... a human or a ghost?"

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"Fing hell, if the game development company knew how bad you are at their game, they would delete the code overnight."

Kicking the remaining intact computer components into pieces, Chen Yu stepped forward menacingly, grabbed the neighbor's collar again: "You're nothing but a pure trash otaku! Don't fuck up the gaming community anymore, read for me!"

With that, Chen Yu, like a magician, pulled out a large stack of "Three Years of College Entrance Examination, Five Years of Simulation" exercise books and slammed them onto the other party: "Study! Study hard for me! Get rid of that idiotic 'Trash Otaku' title on your head for me!"

Hanging in mid-air, The Fat Neighbor seemed to have forgotten his anger, hurriedly took the stack of test papers, and asked in a dazed, low voice, cautiously: "Isn't... isn't it supposed to be exercise..."

"I've changed my mind! You need to fucking work on your brain first!"

His anger gradually subsided. Chen Yu only felt that the "fat man" in his hand was getting heavier and heavier, so he immediately put him down: "You ungrateful bastard. I've worked so hard to help you grow, and you're still throwing a tantrum. From now on, whatever I say, you listen! Otherwise, I'll throw you into the septic tank downstairs right away, so you can wash your brain! Got it?"

"Ah... Yes, yes, yes!" The frightened Fat Neighbor nodded like a pecking chicken.

"Get out! You must finish all of it today!"

"Okay, okay." The Fat Neighbor quickly hugged the large stack of test papers in his arms, bowed his waist and lowered his head, and ran out of the house, escaping into Chen Yu's rental house.

"......"

"......"

Standing in the doorway of Chen Yu's house, The Fat Neighbor was dazed for about two minutes, then suddenly blinked, looked up at the ceiling: "......"

"Something seems a bit off......"

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