My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

Chapter 3 – Treat me like a fart! Part 1



"You're Chen Yu, right, young man."

In the interrogation room of the police station, a middle-aged police officer looked at the file in the hands of a young male police officer, flipped through it briefly, and asked, "Since it has been confirmed that you have an anticipatory appellation, we need to investigate how you died."

Chen Yu replied, "I don't think I can die. I know my own situation, and it's not an anticipatory appellation at all..."

"If we rule out the possibility of an anticipatory appellation, then you could be an evil creature," said the middle-aged police officer as he closed the file and narrowed his eyes. "An appellation that doesn't match your true identity can only be done by an evil creature. We need to send you to the Human Security Bureau for investigation."

"Well, in that case, I think you're right, Chief," Chen Yu quickly changed his tune.

"Wang, contact a reputable comprehensive hospital for him to do a full body check and psychological diagnosis," said the middle-aged police officer as he handed over the file to the assistant chief. "The cost will be covered by the station."

"Okay," said the middle-aged woman as she took the file and left.

The male police officer next to them asked, "Chief, do you think he died from illness or suicide?"

"I don't think so. He looks pretty healthy," said the middle-aged police officer as he shook his head. "If it was because of a mental illness leading to suicide, he would have died a long time ago from being a shut-in. I suspect he may have died from murder. But let's be rigorous and do all the necessary tests first to rule out all possibilities."

Chen Yu couldn't help but quip, "So in your eyes, I'm already a dead man."

"Also," the middle-aged police officer instructed, "look into the social relationships of the deceased before his death."

"Goodness," said Chen Yu.

"He had a close relationship with a deliveryman," said the male police officer as he looked at Chen Yu. "Did you have any conflicts with anyone before your death?"

"Mainly just you two," replied Chen Yu.

"Okay, that's it. One of you will take Chen Yu to the hospital, and the other will investigate the deliveryman," ordered the middle-aged police officer. "I'll inform the higher-ups. An anticipatory appellation is too rare, and this is a major case involving human life."

"Yes, sir," said the two young police officers standing at attention.

"Is there anything else you want to say?" the middle-aged police officer asked Chen Yu.

"Are you asking for my last words?" Chen Yu asked.

"Sure," said the middle-aged police officer as he waved his hand. "Give him paper and pen."

...

"Have you ever heard a saying, girl?"

"It's called 'life and death are predetermined, wealth and honor are in the heavens.'"

"Respect others' fate and give up the desire to help."

"Although I have a 'corpse' on my head, at least I'm still alive, right?""So no matter what happens to me later, at least for now, hurry up and let me go back."

"Detention!"

"You are illegally detaining me!"

"Don't touch me! Ugh--"

In the Second People's Hospital of Qing City, Chen Yu sat on a chair, with a doctor inserting a tube down his throat and deep into his stomach.

"Just do the gastroscopy, why so much talking." A policewoman stood by, rolling her eyes.

"Ugh..."

After a while, the doctor pulled out the gastric tube and Chen Yu bent over in pain, retching, "Fuck...fuck..."

"Do you have any questions, doctor?" The policewoman turned to the doctor.

"Other than detecting a mild Helicobacter pylori infection during the breath test, there are no other issues." The doctor took off his gloves. "The results will be available in the afternoon."

"Okay, thank you." The policewoman nodded and opened a folder, pulling Chen Yu up. "The next item is a colonoscopy. Let's go."

"You might as well kill me now." Chen Yu straightened up, forcefully swallowing his saliva, feeling powerless. "Just send a group from the police station to kill me."

"We are doing this for your own good. How can you be like this?" The policewoman frowned, dissatisfied. "Don't you know you're about to die?"

"I fucking...I can tell that my cause of death will probably be being tortured to death by you guys." Chen Yu was extremely uncomfortable and had a lot of grievances.

"Don't talk nonsense, let's go." Pulling Chen Yu, the two of them pushed open the door and headed towards the fourth floor's gastroenterology department.

"Grandma, it's been a whole day. I've done more than a dozen tests. Can I rest for a while?" Chen Yu pleaded.

"No." The policewoman refused.

"Then do you believe that I'll commit suicide!" Chen Yu gritted his teeth.

The policewoman smiled. "Then we can close the case."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Where is he? Where is the patient?"

"Up there! I see the hospital director, over there!"

At this moment, a shout came from behind the two. Chen Yu turned his head and saw a middle-aged doctor in a white coat, accompanied by a group of white coats, running towards him with excitement.

Judging from the other party's running legs and excited expression, if he were wearing slippers, he would have lost them long ago.

"Chen Yu? Hello, Chen Yu!" The middle-aged doctor first saw the word "corpse" on Chen Yu's head and became even more excited. He quickly grabbed Chen Yu's hands and shook them vigorously. "Welcome to the Second Hospital."

Chen Yu looked up.

The middle-aged doctor's head was covered with dozens of big characters such as "Doctoral Supervisor of Medical University, Authority Expert, National Academician, Vice President of Qing City Second People's Hospital." His appellation was so long that it almost covered the heads of his two assistants.

"Are you stacking buffs?" Chen Yu couldn't help but ask."Ah? What?" After a brief moment of confusion, the middle-aged doctor reacted and enthusiastically embraced Chen Yu's shoulder: "Comrade Chen Yu, hello, I am the dean of the Second Hospital. I…"

"Do you want to use me for experiments?" Chen Yu interrupted directly.

"Ah? I…"

"Slice, dissect, study? Oh my God!" Chen Yu turned to look at the policewoman in shock. "I finally know how I died!"

"Wait... it's not... not that serious." The middle-aged doctor hurriedly explained after being exposed, "It's just that the 'Anticipatory Appellation' is too rare and has great scientific research value!"

"See! He wants to dissect me!" Chen Yu grabbed the policewoman's arm and exclaimed, "Take me away quickly! He is the murderer!"

Chen Yu knew that his situation was not the so-called "Anticipatory Appellation" at all.

The "Title" above his head was completely fake, changing every month and utterly useless.

If the other party, a "doctoral supervisor of a medical university, an authoritative expert, and a national academician," really found out that he was not an "Anticipatory Appellation," they might label him as an "Evil Creature" for their research interests. Then, he would be dissected like a lab rat…

"Dean, Chen Yu is now under our police protection. You cannot contact him." The policewoman was very responsible and immediately stood in front of Chen Yu.

"I have no ill intentions!" The middle-aged doctor waved his hands repeatedly. "I just hope that Chen Yu can cooperate during his free time…"

"Can I interrupt?" Chen Yu asked the policewoman.

Policewoman: "Haven't you interrupt already?"

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"Alright, then I won't cooperate." Chen Yu replied.

"Chen Yu, don't be like this. Here's my business card." The middle-aged doctor took a step forward, took out his business card, and handed it to Chen Yu bypassing the policewoman. "Of course, you won't be helping for free. There will be compensation."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yu, who had initially decided to refuse, subconsciously took the business card.

Policewoman: "…"

Chen Yu: "…I just want to take a look."

The policewoman rolled her eyes again and nodded to the dean. "If there's nothing else, I'll go and do other check-ups with the protected person."

"Ah… okay." As the policewoman and Chen Yu left, the middle-aged doctor finally reacted and replied perfunctorily. He stared at Chen Yu's back in a daze.@@novelbin@@

It was as if he was looking at his long-lost lover…


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