My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

This is a strange scene.

In a large factory, hundreds of people all bow in unison, facing Chen Yu on the stage.

While Chen Yu on the stage carefully pries open the window behind the factory, he speaks confidently.

"The story begins with Pangu creating the world."

"In the beginning, there was chaos. There was no sky above, no ground below. And by chaos, I don't mean the kind you eat."

"And then, within this chaos..."

The bald man couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to stand up straight. "Leader..."

"Smack!"

Chen Yu quickly takes a big step forward and presses the bald man down. "Did I allow you to interrupt? Let me finish."

"...Alright." The bald man grits his teeth and bows down again.

"Um, where was I?"

"In the chaos of the world." Leader lowers his head, his face bitter, feeling the pain in his waist getting worse.

"Oh right, chaos. Speaking of chaos, the most authentic way is to add white pepper." Chen Yu slowly steps back and starts prying the window open again. "Because chaos, this kind of food, is different from dumplings. One is dipped in sauce, the other is not. So one has a salty taste, the other doesn't. But in order to maintain the original flavor of the meat filling, you can't put too much salt in it. You can't use coarse salt, rock salt, or pink rock salt. So, what seasoning should you use? Ah, right. Use pepper..."

"Crack." The glass is pried open at one corner.

"What was that sound?" The bald man raises his doubts.

"Smack!"

That was fast!

Chen Yu presses his palm down again. "Did I allow you to stand up?"

"Lea...Leader, it seems like there's a sound."

"I've struggled my whole life, finally becoming the leader, and I can't even fart in public?"

"Ah...the sound of a fart. Then...then it's fine." The bald man's body starts trembling. "But Leader, I...I have a herniated disc in my waist, I can't stay bent for too long..."

"You can't bear this little pain?" Chen Yu's voice suddenly becomes stern. "Do you think I'm making you bend over just to show off? To embarrass you? Nonsense! None of that! I'm teaching you all my first lesson!"

"Endurance!"

"Endure your current position."

"Endure your current situation."

"Endure your temporary insignificance."

"Endure the torment that is hard to endure!"

"In this world, no one can succeed easily! Perseverance and determination are always our most valuable qualities."

"Now you can't even bear bending over for a while. How will you endure the pain of sacrificing your life and shedding blood in the future? How will you survive?!"

These words resound like thunder.

The bald man's face turns pale, immediately bending his waist even lower. "Leader! You're right!"

"Do you still remember our slogan?" Chen Yu raises his left hand high and accelerates the prying of the window with his right hand. "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the Three-Body!"

The hundreds of gang members are inspired, shouting in unison, their voices hoarse. "Eliminate human tyranny! The world belongs to the Three-Body!"

"This great cause is not easy. So, what should we do?"

"Endure!" The crowd roars.

"Good! You bunch of youngsters are teachable!" Chen Yu's voice reveals satisfaction. "In this world, nothing can be obtained easily. So now, I will also bend over with you! Let you all experience the responsibility and endurance of being a leader! No one should raise their heads, raising your head is for dogs."

"Oh, where was I just now? Forget it, let's start from the beginning. The story begins with Pangu creating the world."

"In the past, there was a person named Pangu, who loved playing basketball. One day, his father asked him..."

"Smack!"

With a barely audible crisp sound, the old window of the factory is finally pried open by Chen Yu's finger.

Blood rushes to his head!

Chen Yu forcefully suppresses the excitement of "rage" in his mind, carefully puts down the glass window, and continues tremblingly, "S...so, playing basketball and eating chaos are not contradictory at all."@@novelbin@@

"Why can Pangu eat chaos without dipping it in soy sauce?"

"Just because the pepper on basketball is the most delicious seasoning..."

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The words stop.

The factory falls into silence once again.

The bald man still maintains his bowing posture, his ears twitching. "..."

Leader's legs tremble, struggling to endure the intense pain in his waist. "..."

The gang members below the stage start to lower their heads and look at each other, but no one dares to raise their heads.As for the leading lady of the Iron Blood Gang - Cousin Sister, she seemed to have fallen asleep while bending over. Her whole body was swaying, yet she maintained a bizarre balance.

She was quite used to this posture.

"..."

"..."

"Hey, take a look at the new gang leader." After a long minute, the bald man whispered to the Leader.

"You take a look." The Leader insisted.

"...Cousin Sister, you take a look. The leader won't mind a woman's opinion." The bald man turned to Cousin Sister again.

Cousin Sister: "...zzZ"

"Gang leader?" After hesitating for a while, the bald man decided to take the initiative. He tentatively called out a few times, but received no response. Then he slowly, gently, subtly, and quietly raised his head.

"..."

A cold wind blew through the window frame, chilling his scalp.

It made him shiver all over, as if he had a stroke.

Gradually, the wind died down.

The clouds faded.

The bald man, standing alone in the same spot, finally saw clearly that there was no one in front of him...

After a brief silence, he gradually understood everything.

"..."

"Chen Yu!!"

"Fing Hell!!!"

...

"Fing..."

"Hell..."

"..."

The distant echo, like an echo, kept ringing in Chen Yu's ears.

Chen Yu was startled and hurriedly increased his running speed, gradually reaching his usual running speed.

"Fing hell."

"What kind of factory is this?"

"It's built on a mountain! No wonder you went bankrupt!"

The scenery on both sides of his body was retreating rapidly, and Chen Yu was almost running with all his might.

At this moment, he really wanted to turn into a ball.

Just roll down like that, all the way to the bottom of the mountain.

"Hold on..."

Feeling his strength gradually depleting, Chen Yu began to analyze calmly.

"I ran for three minutes first, which means they also have to chase for three minutes. Plus, they must have bad backs now and can't run fast. The more people, the more crowded it will be."

"There's at least a five-minute gap between us!"

"So, I need to conserve my energy. There's no need to rush."

Thinking this, he slowed down. His speed returned to his slower pace.

"To say or not to say."

Chen Yu caught his breath, put his hands in his pockets, looked around for a moment, then took out his phone and took a selfie: "The environment in this mountain is really good."

"Ding ding——"

"Ding ding ding——"

But the next second, accompanied by the noisy sound of bells.

Hundreds of fierce, bare-chested men came rushing down from the factory on the top of the mountain!

Each one had a bicycle, pedaling so hard that sparks were flying...

Chen Yu: "..."