My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

"No."

"This 'superpower' is too useless."

"Anger is not something that can just exist..."

Squatting in the corner of the dilapidated warehouse, Chen Yu, with a swollen face, drew circles on the ground with his fingers.

Outside the door.

The bald man's face turned icy.

Especially after seeing the "title" on Chen Yu's head, it became even colder.

"Fing hell."

"He did it on purpose!"

"His title is 'anticipatory appellation', he can become anything with just a thought."

"He's provoking us!"

"He doesn't even care about our Iron Blood Gang!"

Clenching his fists, the bald man's anger surged: "What's even more infuriating is that he called the police! He even reported it while taking a shit! If I hadn't run fast, our Iron Blood Gang would have been wiped out today! F*ck!"

"How dare he?!"

"...Leader." On the side, the leader lowered his head and sighed deeply: "What should we do now?"

"What do you think?" The bald man squinted his eyes: "Should we just kill him?"

"What? Leader! Please calm down!" The leader was shocked: "As the saying goes, the prime minister's belly can hold a boat, and those who achieve great things are not afraid of women. If we kill him, wouldn't it be in vain?"

"Then what should we do?" The bald man was furious: "Look at his damn title, can he be the leader?"

"I think we should consider this matter carefully." The leader tried to ease the bald man's emotions: "Think about it, he called the police and caused us to lose so many people. But we still treat him as usual. What is this? This is repaying kindness with ingratitude!"

"..." The bald man fell silent.

"Our ultimate goal is to strengthen the gang! Even if it's for the funding from the benefactor, Chen Yu is an indispensable member! Yes, he looks down on us now, after all, our gang is small. So he deliberately changed his title like that to mock us. But Zhuge Liang invited Kong Ming three times, didn't he? As long as we are sincere enough, even an iron rod can be ground into a needle!"

"..." The bald man continued to remain silent.

"Leader, you know my character." Seeing that the bald man seemed to be somewhat moved, the leader immediately seized the opportunity: "I have no other merits, I am reliable! Before joining our Iron Blood Gang, I was involved in pyramid schemes. You can trust my eloquence and brainwashing skills."

"So, what are you trying to say?"

"Just leave Chen Yu to me!" The leader patted his chest: "At most one week! I will make him understand our intentions, understand the potential of our Iron Blood Gang! I will make him fall back into his 'evil' nature! Make him enjoy committing crimes again! Become the 'number one global murderer' and lead us to soar!"

"One week?" The bald man raised an eyebrow.

"Yes! At most one week."

"...Alright." The bald man nodded and turned to leave: "Just one week. If his title doesn't change back to 'murderer', then we'll just get rid of him."

"Don't worry."

Watching the bald man walk away, the leader stood up straight, tidied his clothes, and confidently walked into the warehouse: "Boss, I'm coming in..."

...

One week later.

"Leader, you know me. When it comes to reliability, no one is more reliable than me! But Chen Yu has been brainwashed by the authorities, so it's not easy to deal with him."

"But don't worry, I have already broken through his toughest defense!"

"Give me one more week, just one more week!"

"I guarantee that I can make him change his ways!"

...

Another week later.

"Leader, don't worry. We're almost there! We're just one step away from success!"

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded repeatedly: "I have fully realized my mistakes. A man should conquer the world! Even if I can't leave a lasting reputation, I will leave a lasting infamy!"

"Chen Yu said he can change his title soon, right?" The leader asked anxiously.

"Yes." Chen Yu raised his middle finger: "I swear, I will change it soon! By then, I will regain control of the Iron Blood Gang and lead everyone to liberate the world!"

"So, give us one more week. Just one more week!"

...

After the third week.

"Will it change today?" Faced with the gun-wielding bald man, the leader seemed as if he hadn't noticed and asked Chen Yu: "Or should we wait until tomorrow?"

"I can change my title whenever I want, but I'm a bit superstitious. The feng shui is not good these days." Chen Yu shook his head seriously: "I have to wait for an auspicious day. Oh? Leader, you're here? I've made up my mind. A life of crime suits me best. I was born for darkness."

"He just thinks it's not auspicious to change his title these days." The leader added.

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded: "Leader, you should prepare these days. We should also hold a ceremony. I'm about to change it."

"Three days, at most three days!" The leader patted his chest.

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...

Three days later.

"Leader, put the gun down first. This is what I think. A title is the most important business card for a person. And the first impression is the most important performance! So, after discussing with the leader, we decided not to change it to 'number one global murderer'. If we're going to change it, let's change it to something more badass!"

"That's right!" The leader was excited: "Our boss has decided to directly change it to 'the world's number one mafia godfather'! Just think about it, isn't this title cooler than 'murderer'?"

"Mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. Give us three more days. I will completely take over the Iron Blood Gang!"

...

Another three days later.

Watching the bald man, who was already on the verge of madness, Chen Yu firmly grasped the muzzle of the gun, his breathing becoming rapid: "Just one day! Just one day! I have OCD! It's been exactly one month since the last title change! Isn't that lucky! Just one day!""Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" The Leader cried out in fear, "Just one day! Give us one day! If he doesn't change, you can kill me!"

......

One day later.

January 16th.

Chen Yu's title finally changed.

Under the tearful joy of the bald man, the relieved Leader, and the anticipation of several gang leaders, it successfully changed to [Top Scorer in the College Entrance Examination].

"......"

"......"

In the empty warehouse, there was a deathly silence.

The bald man stood dumbfounded in place, not coming back to his senses for nearly ten minutes.

The Leader next to him was also stunned, his entire body stiffened into a statue.

Even Chen Yu himself, who was living by the idea of "live one day at a time", was greatly and unimaginably shocked when he saw the title.

"Um......"

"That......"

"That's what I was thinking."

"Um. As the saying goes, when the youth are strong, the country is strong."

"A gang can be full of thugs. But a gang leader must have an education."

"As everyone knows, a dog-headed strategist is not trustworthy. So as a gang leader, you must have a strong culture and wisdom."@@novelbin@@

"So therefore, I decided......"

Chen Yu couldn't continue.

The bald man had already raised his gun, pressing the barrel against his forehead.

"Click."

He turned the safety off, then turned to the Leader with a particularly puzzled look, "Boss, I asked you to teach him to do evil, did you teach him physics and chemistry?"

......