My Identity Becomes Increasingly Abnormal

The next day, the sun was shining.

The next day, it was cloudy and then sunny.

The next day, Chen Yu was awakened by a series of loud knocks on the door. Feeling annoyed, he covered his pillow.

"Bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang——"

But the knocking didn't stop for a moment.

The door was about to be smashed.

"Who is it!" Chen Yu angrily shouted as he got up.

"Sir, it's time for you to report." Outside the door, a man's slightly trembling voice came, "The experts have been waiting for a long time..."

"I'm not going today. Can I go tomorrow?"

"You... you said the same thing yesterday."

"I'm not in a good mood today!"

"Sir..." The voice outside the door had a hint of crying, "Please don't make it difficult for us..."

"...Fuck."

Chen Yu got out of bed in a bad mood and walked into the bathroom with a gloomy face. "Wait for me to freshen up. Stop knocking."

"Yes..."

Turning on the tap, Chen Yu plunged his head into it, letting the cold water splash on his scalp.

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His hot temper gradually subsided.

Last night, he failed to replicate Li Yao's ability, which had been bothering him.

He also became more and more aware of his own emotional instability.

"..."

Taking a towel, he dried off the water.

Chen Yu looked at himself in the mirror with a serious expression.

"When did it start..."

"Swish——"

Throwing the towel aside, Chen Yu walked out of the bathroom and casually changed into a set of clothes. Then he came to the door and opened it.

Outside the door stood four men in suits.

They were all sweating anxiously.

"Sir!" The leading man in a suit was overjoyed when he saw Chen Yu.

"Let's go." Chen Yu frowned and waved his hand.

"Alright! Please, this way..." The man in the suit led Chen Yu out of the hotel and onto a stretched business car.

The driver immediately stepped on the gas pedal and headed to the central Union Academy in the Transcendent District.

"How did you find me... never mind, it's a stupid question." Chen Yu lay back in the back seat, looking out of the car window and asked, "How long does it take to register my identity?"

"It won't take long, sir."

"Will it delay my sleep when I come back?"

"At most two hours." The man in the suit raised two fingers, "And after you officially register, the government will allocate housing for you."

"Oh."

Obviously, the driver was in a hurry.

He stepped on the gas pedal all the way, ignoring whether the traffic lights ahead were red or not.

Even in a congested road, the driver made a phone call and instantly ten police cars and a bulldozer arrived.

With a combination of "crash" and "lift", all the vehicles in front were pushed aside, creating a smooth road...

Chen Yu was terrified.

The drivers and passengers of the overturned vehicles dared not say a word as they crawled out of their cars, watching Chen Yu's convoy leave.

"Aren't you afraid of angering the public?" Chen Yu couldn't help but speak up in the car.

"That's why we need to be faster." The man in the suit nodded, "The academy is really anxious."

"I'm talking about them." Chen Yu pointed outside the window.

The man in the suit followed Chen Yu's finger and looked around for a while, scratching his head in confusion, "They blocked your way, why are they angry? It's already good enough that you're not getting angry."

Chen Yu: "..."

Half an hour later.

The convoy stopped.

They arrived at the magnificent gate of the Extraordinary Being Academy.

"Sir, we've arrived. Vehicles are not allowed inside the campus, let's walk." The man in the suit got out of the car and respectfully opened the door for Chen Yu.

Chen Yu got out of the car and looked up.

Above the metal gate of the academy, there was a plaque carved from jade.

Two lines were written on it: "Putting people first, upholding civilization; selfless dedication, building a great cause!"

"Grand!" Chen Yu exclaimed.

"It was personally written by the Great Emperor." The man in the suit puffed out his chest, "It's grand!"

"What I mean is, everyone who sees it gets angry." Chen Yu explained, "It's short for 'fuck'."

The man in the suit: "...Please... please don't say that..."

"Let's go."

Waving his hand, Chen Yu walked into the gate of the academy.

Entering the campus, led by the man in the suit, they walked through several turns and arrived at a small western-style building.

Outside the door, several people were waiting. When they saw Chen Yu, they instantly became excited.

"He's here!"

"Are you Chen Yu, sir? Please come in."

"The professors have been waiting anxiously."

"This way, this way..."

Following the crowd, they passed through the first floor of the small western-style building and entered the backyard.

There, five old men in different clothes were sitting at a conference table, whispering to each other.

When they saw Chen Yu, the old men immediately adjusted their sitting positions and faced Chen Yu.

"He's here." The old man in a robe, who was the leader, nodded at Chen Yu.

"Sorry, there was a traffic jam on the way." Chen Yu casually made an excuse and sat opposite the five men, "Let's start the registration. What do I need to do?"

"First, confirm your identity." The old man in the robe said.

The old man on the right immediately spoke respectfully to Chen Yu, "Please state your name."

"Chen Yu."

"Chen from 'ear' and Yu from 'roof'?"

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded.

"What about your age?"

"21."

"Alright." The old man on the right nodded and began writing on the document.

(Name: Chen Yu)

(Age: 21)

(Gender:)

At this point, the old man on the right looked up and glanced at the title above Chen Yu's head.

(Gender: Female)

(Approximate height:...)

(Registration date:...)

"Okay, it's recorded." The old man on the right carefully put away the document, then took out another form and looked at the old man beside him, "Sir, let's begin."

"Alright." The old man in the robe, who was obviously also an extraordinary being, nodded indifferently and said to Chen Yu, "We have already learned about your awakened superpower in advance. Now, can you demonstrate it again?"

"No problem."

Chen Yu activated his superpower and then pinched his own face, pulling it outward with force...

"Squeak squeak squeak——"

His face was stretched out by twenty centimeters."Elasticity and softening ability of the skin, huh." The robed elder squinted his eyes.

The elder on the right immediately took notes, his pen never stopping: "Mr. Chen Yu, what name have you given to your superpower?"

Chen Yu: "Shameless."

"..." The elder on the right paused in his writing, looking up: "Uh... this name... is not very good. Strange names are not acceptable."

"Then call it Lala Fruit." Chen Yu changed his answer.

"Lala Fruit..." The elder on the right and the robed elder exchanged glances, hesitating: "This superpower doesn't seem to have any connection with 'fruit'. How about just calling it 'Lala'?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Mr. Chen Yu, is that acceptable?" The elder on the right asked cautiously.

Chen Yu crossed his legs: "If you're not afraid it won't pass the review, then write it."

"Alright." The elder on the right wrote the word "Lala" in the superpower column of the form.

The form was quite long.

The "professors" asked a bunch of questions about Chen Yu's superpower.

It took nearly twenty minutes.

To complete the detailed information about Chen Yu's "Lala" superpower.

"Sir, please take a look." The elder on the right handed the form to the robed elder.

The robed elder took it and scanned it from top to bottom.

After pondering for a while, he said: "Chen Yu, based on your description and our team's analysis, I have decided to grade your superpower as F-. Do you have any objections?"

"No." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Grade it as you please."

"I must emphasize that the level of your superpower determines your status and living conditions in the academy." The robed elder looked straight at Chen Yu: "Are you sure you have no objections? If you think there's something outstanding about your superpower, show it as soon as possible."

"Hmm..." Upon hearing this, Chen Yu pondered: "So it only affects my status and living conditions in the academy?"

"Yes." The robed elder nodded: "If a newly emerged Extraordinary Being's superpower reaches B level or above, they can start learning advanced secret techniques. Of course, your situation is far from reaching B level."

"Then I have no objections." Chen Yu shrugged: "Just grade it as F-."

"Are you sure?"

"Mm-hmm."

"Alright." The robed elder lowered his head and wrote a big F- on the form.

"Registration complete." The robed elder stood up, smiling at Chen Yu: "The arrangements for your accommodation and enrollment will be handled by professionals. Our task is complete."

With that, the elder extended his hand to Chen Yu: "Welcome to the family of Extraordinary Beings. Trust me, this is a brand new life."

"Mm-hmm." Chen Yu shook hands with him.

Suddenly he asked: "Excuse me, I want to ask, there was a fat guy a while ago, his superpower is that the angrier he gets, the stronger he becomes. What's his superpower rating?"

"Oh, you mean him, I remember." The robed elder looked up in recollection: "His superpower rating is C-. Quite impressive. What did he name his superpower again... oh!"

"It's called 'Never Forget Chen Yu the Dog Thief's Persecution'!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"..." The robed elder realized belatedly: "Was he talking about you?"

Chen Yu: "..."

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