Chapter 16 – Just want to poke something (This chapter is exclusively sponsored by Tania)
The items purchased with money can't be used, so you can only contact customer service for such issues.
Chen Huaian directly used the Heavenly Secret Deduction, which was free for the first time today.
"How can I help Li Qingran recover from her injuries?"
[Deducting the Heavenly Secret for you...]
Boom—! The Azure Cloud Realm was thrown into chaos.
Countless sect elders and old monsters were startled awake from their meditation.
"Oh no! It's been less than two days, and another Supreme Being is deducing the Heavenly Secret?"
"It must be a Great Cultivator skilled in divination! Could it be the Ancestor of Anci Nian Zhai?"
"Alas, the spiritual energy in the Azure Cloud Realm is becoming increasingly scarce. These Supreme Beings are getting anxious. We should focus on our closed-door cultivation and strive to break through our bottlenecks sooner..."
"Avoid! Avoid! If they detect the secrets of our Demon Sect, it could jeopardize our plans!"
...
[Heavenly Secret Deduction complete. You can use 'Power Transfer and Breath Regulation' and 'Golden Needle Acupuncture' to heal Li Qingran. The former has a moderate effect, restoring 30% of her injuries, while the latter is very effective, capable of fully healing her current injuries except for the dantian and spiritual root.]
[The 'Virtual Girlfriend' store has captured a glimpse of the Heavenly Secret for you. Would you like to spend ¥9998 in the store to purchase the lost secret technique 'Golden Needle Acupuncture'? After purchase, this skill will become a permanent skill, and you can upgrade it. Each use will only charge for the cost of the golden needles.]
Chen Huaian: "..."
Can't take it anymore.
Even the store is capturing glimpses of the Heavenly Secret now.
Should I try capturing the Heavenly Secret with my toilet or bathtub next?
And spending ¥9998 for a skill is one thing.
But upgrading requires pay-to-win for sure.
And the golden needle materials cost money too?
Does this game even treat players like humans?!
But looking at Li Qingran lying in a pool of blood, Chen Huaian couldn't help but think of his deceased parents. His family wasn't well-off, but his parents always tried to give him the best resources growing up. He could finally empathize with his parents' feelings now.
"Top up!!!"
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[Congratulations on acquiring the lost secret technique—Golden Needle Acupuncture]
[Technique: Flowing Cloud Hand (Activated)]
[Technique: Spring Needle Technique lv1 (Activated)]
[Spring Needle materials—64 special silver needles, totaling ¥640, please top up first.]
Chen Huaian clenched his fists, gritting his teeth: "Seriously, can't you cut me some slack?"
[Please top up first.]
"Damn it... Top up, top up, top up!"
This game is really shameless, but he couldn't just leave Li Qingran like that.
Another ¥640 vanished from his wallet.
He learned the skill, and he had the materials.
"What should I do next?"
[Please undress Li Qingran!]
Chen Huaian was stunned, slowly typing a question mark.
Finally, is it happening!
No, this isn't the time to think about that!
Saving her is more important now!
"Who called 120? Who needs treatment?!" The ambulance arrived, and the doctor and nurse got out.
Zhang Rui pointed at Chen Huaian, who was staring intently at his phone, eyes shining: "Him."
"What's wrong with him?" The doctor couldn't immediately see anything wrong with Chen Huaian.
"He's in the late stages of cancer, bone cancer, and he developed osteosarcoma. He broke his leg climbing Mount Tai."
Late-stage bone cancer climbing Mount Tai and breaking a leg?@@novelbin@@
The doctor's eye twitched. Was this even Mandarin?
How did these words combine so bizarrely?
He instinctively thought Zhang Rui was joking. After all, this young man was sitting there engrossed in his phone, not looking like someone with a broken leg. Shouldn't a person with a fracture be holding their leg, pale-faced, crying out in pain? Let alone someone with late-stage bone cancer, like one of the Shaolin Temple's eighteen bronze men? Not afraid of pain.
But with a practical and dialectical spirit, he picked up Chen Huaian's leg from the chair, pulled up the pant leg, and his expression immediately changed.
"Quick, quick, quick! Get the stretcher down!"
This young man's leg was indeed broken, visibly with many subcutaneous nodules, all signs of osteosarcoma.
The lower leg was already severely deformed, with a large swollen bump at the fracture site, purplish-red, filled with blood clots.
If not treated properly, this young man's leg couldn't be saved.
However, with so many osteosarcomas, it seemed it couldn't be saved anyway...
The doctor helped Chen Huaian onto the stretcher, feeling a bit bewildered.
It was the first time he'd seen such a calm patient, a bit like the emperor not being anxious while the eunuchs were.
"Hey, buddy, why are you still playing on your phone?!"
Zhang Rui was speechless seeing Chen Huaian still holding his phone on the stretcher.
What game could be so captivating?
But from his angle, Chen Huaian's screen was all black...
Could this buddy also have a mental illness?
Watching the ambulance drive away.
Zhang Rui plugged the power bank Chen Huaian borrowed back into the charging station at the nearby supermarket, thinking more and more that it was possible.
With a mental illness, not afraid of pain, not afraid of death, all these abnormal behaviors made sense.
So, had he said so many rude things to someone with late-stage cancer and mental issues?
Thinking about it, Zhang Rui slapped himself.
"Damn it, I'm such an idiot..."
...
In the ambulance, two nurses looked at Chen Huaian on the stretcher, focused on his phone, with strange expressions.
They couldn't understand what was so interesting about a completely black phone screen.
But from Chen Huaian's perspective, he was performing the Golden Needle Acupuncture on Li Qingran.
The undressing was done.
She was stripped bare from all angles.
But seeing the countless wounds on Li Qingran's body, he had no lewd thoughts, nor did he have time to focus on any private parts. Moreover, to assist him in acupuncture, the game had covered Li Qingran's body with an acupoint matrix diagram, with countless acupoints floating on the skin's surface. Wherever an acupoint lit up, he had to apply the needle there.
Even the private parts were covered by the acupoint matrix diagram.
Even if they weren't, Chen Huaian didn't have time to look.
The speed at which the acupoints lit up was too fast, reminiscent of the S-level difficulty of the old Dance Dance Revolution, requiring him to concentrate fully to barely keep up.
"Young man, how long have you had cancer? Do you have medical records? Which hospital did you get checked at before? Oh, your leg is too severe..."
"Sir, sir?" The nurse was a bit annoyed. They were already at the hospital, in the ward, and this buddy was still poking at his phone. He looked quite handsome and didn't seem like a fool, right? She waved her hand in front of Chen Huaian's eyes: "The doctor is talking to you!"
Chen Huaian quickly tilted his head to avoid the hand, not raising his head, nervously saying, "Sorry, I'm busy here, please wait a moment."
Doctor: "..."
This young man was quite polite.
He gave the nurse a look, pointing at Chen Huaian and then at his head, whispering, "You go handle his admission, I'll call Doctor Wu from the psychiatric department, and when Doctor Wu arrives, let's have him take a look first."
The doctor and nurse had just left.
Chen Huaian finished the acupuncture.
With the last silver needle inserted, twisted clockwise.
Streams of clear energy rose from the 64 silver needles.
Then Chen Huaian saw the bleeding wounds on Li Qingran's body instantly stop bleeding, and the wounds began to gradually heal.
[Please grind the Immortal Grade Great Rejuvenation Pill into powder and sprinkle it on Li Qingran's wounds.]
A stone mill appeared in the image, and Chen Huaian followed the steps.
Then he saw the stopped bleeding wounds rapidly grow new flesh, and in no time, they were completely healed, leaving no trace.
"Whew—! Finally done." Chen Huaian breathed a sigh of relief.
He glanced at Li Qingran's status, she was out of life-threatening danger, but still unconscious, needing some time to wake up.
So, next...
Chen Huaian swallowed.
It's time...
[Low battery]
Just as he was about to admire Li Qingran's stunning figure.
The phone went completely black.
Come on, buddy!
He had already taken out the tissue!
Chen Huaian was stunned there for a full half-minute, gritting his teeth.
Where was the power bank he borrowed at Mount Tai?
Only then did he realize something was off, he didn't seem to be at the base of Mount Tai anymore.
Looking around, he was instantly dumbfounded.
"When did I get into the hospital? Huh?!"
"Did I, did I teleport?"
"Young man, stop making noise, I'm trying to sleep..." An old, dry voice came from the side.
Chen Huaian turned his head to look beside him, on the neighboring hospital bed was an old man, with bandages on his leg, looking unwell, with dark circles under his eyes, probably from a night of pain without sleep, now just barely getting some rest. So he quickly quieted down.
However, when his gaze fell on the items on the small cart beside the old man's bed, his eyes couldn't move away.
It was a set of silver needles.
He rubbed his fingers, feeling an itch.
Hiss~
That tingling little sensation~
Always wanting to poke something with a needle...
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