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Overpowered Witch Reincarnation

kcehC sutatS s’hctiW yzarC

kcehC sutatS s’hctiW yzarC

Eerie sat in front of her little cave. How many years had it been? She’d been there for who knows how long. She sat on a tree stump at the edge of her cave. There was always something she wanted to do, but she’d never been able to do it. However, on this day, she steeled herself.

She put all of her mana into this one spell, and she chanted “Status Open!”

Race

???

Name

?????

Class

Witch

Strength

SSSSSSSSSSSS

Agility

SSSSSSSSSSSS

Intelligence

D-

Wisdom

D-

Faith

SSSSSS

Magic Power

∞π

Mana

Ω

Health

∞

Stamina

†

Skills:

  

[Silly Causality]

Despite this creature’s lacking intelligence and wisdom, reality will bend to her silliness.

[Infinite POWAH!]

This creature’s magic power knows no bounds. It is only hindered by her incredibly smooth brain.

[Cheat Existence]

This creature is the main character, and no matter what happens, the plot armor will guide her to where she needs to be.

[Eater of Strange Plants]

This creature has eaten every strange plant imaginable, so she’s immune to all poisons.

[Tasty Alchemy]

This creature has gathered all of the plants imaginable, and everything she makes alchemically is delicious. If this creature boiled an entire Elder God, you would eat it and love it.

[4th Wall Breaker]

This creature is immune to all of the authors pleas. The author had never wanted to make a status sheet, not even as a joke, yet Eerie would not stop channeling mana until this wretched table spawned.

[The Author Gave Up]

Halfway through the creation of this stats sheet, the author realized that making things for this creature was dumb, even as an April Fools joke. That’s why this table was cut in half...Or these silly skills would have gone on forever.
   
   
   

Eerie winced at the table and waved her fist towards the heavens. “You can’t do this to me!”

However, the author didn’t care one bit. In fact, the author was hiding beneath her own barrier. It was an Eerie proof object, for she feared that if Eerie found her, the days of peace and quiet would be over.

Nonetheless, the author projected her voice into Eerie’s ear. “I gave you what you wanted, so leave it be! No more status sheets!”

“You call this a status sheet!? This thing doesn’t even explain anything to me!” Eerie shook her fist, and her voice grew higher by an octave. “What is this supposed to mean!? What is SSSSSSSSSSSSSS? Is this supposed to be a snake? What kind of lazy author would do this? You will be hearing from my lawyer!”

The witch looked at a rock next to her with a painted face. “Rocky will take you down lady!”

The poor author’s ears rung from the high pitched vibrations. The author immediately disconnected herself from that line and began writing a different story. She tuned out all of the witch’s distant pleas.

In fact, Envylope became so frustrated about this silly witch, she decided to keep her in that cave for a thousand years.

“Serves her right...”

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