Picking Up Fragments in PUBG

Chapter 344: I’m Going to Lick the Screen!



Another round of guessing, but no one got it right.

The camera shifted to the other end of the stone path, where a tall and well-proportioned figure walked in with a confident stride.

The post-production team added an energetic BGM, switching angles rapidly to elevate the entrance atmosphere to its peak.

First, the shot focused on the legs—long and slender—causing many female viewers to exclaim, "Long-legged oppa!" Was it Lee Min-ho or Wu Yifan?

There were only a handful of male celebrities in the entertainment industry with legs this long and well-proportioned.

Next, the angle shifted to the upper body. His physique was evenly proportioned, though his clothes concealed further details.

However, judging by the clothing size and shoulder width, experienced female viewers concluded that his figure was absolutely top-notch! He also appeared quite young, likely a fresh-faced idol.

"Hurry up and show his face! Damn post-production, making it so mysterious!"

Viewers were getting impatient—who the hell was this?

Finally, the camera zoomed in on his face.

It was a face without a single flaw.

His features were chiseled, with sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes—his beauty was like a masterpiece of nature!

There was nothing to criticize.

Perfectionists, who always found faults in male celebrities—whether it be a flat nose, unattractive lips, small eyes, or dark skin—found no such flaws here.

These features… Could they have been sculpted by the hands of a divine artist?

Was he the dream lover personally crafted by the goddess Nüwa?

He had to be.

Female viewers at home clutched their remotes, pressing down on their racing hearts.

Stop beating so fast, stay composed!

Damn it! To hell with composure!

I'm going to lick the screen!

As countless female viewers were left stunned by Jiang Siming's godly looks, they were also completely confused.

"Who is this?"

The number of people watching live streams was nowhere near the number of people watching TV. This was why television stations remained dominant despite the rise of online streaming.

No matter how popular live streaming got, it was still overshadowed by television. Many people still had no idea who Jiang Siming was.

On top of that, Jiang Siming rarely made public appearances, making him even less recognizable.

Fortunately, the show had come prepared. A narrator and a series of edited clips immediately introduced his identity—far more engaging than having the director explain it.

"Jiang Siming! The number one live streamer in China, with an enormous fanbase and staggering popularity. In 2019, he competed in the PUBG Global Championship in London, where he led his team to victory with his own strength, winning countless foreign fans!"

The narrator's deep, magnetic voice was full of excitement, accompanied by footage of Jiang Siming's championship win in London.

The audience was instantly drawn in.

Many viewers slapped their thighs—so it was **Ming Shen**!

"Not only that! He is also a musical genius! Within just two months, he released seven singles, including *Zou Ma*, *Luzhou Moon*, and *Little Love Song*, all of which topped major music charts. His latest single, *Old Boy*, has taken the entire country by storm!"

The background displayed various music charts, all featuring Jiang Siming's songs at the top.

At this point, even those unfamiliar with gaming suddenly had a realization.

"Shit! So it's him!"

He was the undisputed hottest new singer of the year. No wonder his name sounded so familiar—he had already been a part of their lives without them even noticing.

As the narration ended, the camera cut from Jiang Siming back to the five original guests.

The male guests had various expressions—some envious, some jealous.

But there was only one female guest: Reba.

Her expression made many female viewers smile knowingly.

"So handsome~"

Reba covered her mouth in astonishment.

The post-production added a blushing face with heart-shaped eyes to Reba, which was indeed how she looked at that moment.

Many male viewers felt a pang in their hearts, thinking, "Damn, here comes a rival in love!"

Jiang Siming's arrival received mixed reactions—many liked him, but some were indifferent.

Some felt that inviting a streamer and internet singer to the show was too casual, thinking he was only there for clout.

However, many were willing to keep watching, curious about how Jiang Siming would perform in *Go Fighting!*

People speculated that he would take over Yixing's role, just being a handsome face to charm female viewers.

The show continued.

After greeting everyone, Jiang Siming was introduced to the first task: the punching machine would determine different missions.

When the director mentioned that Reba, as a female, could get bonus points, Jiang Siming perfectly timed a question, "Does Bishite get extra points too?"

Xiao Zhu played along immediately, transforming into Zhu Bishite and coquettishly asking the director if he could get extra points.

The director rejected him without hesitation.

Yue Yunpeng laughed and said, "Xiao Zhu, you just got tricked by Jiang Siming."

Jiang Siming instantly looked up and denied it three times in a row, "It wasn't me, I didn't, stop making things up."

This made the audience burst into laughter. They thought, "This new guest is pretty good—he's blending in quickly and even setting up his own jokes. Not bad!"

Next, Xiao Zhu hit 450 pounds on the punching machine, surprising everyone—who knew he was so strong?

But when Reba also punched a 410, everyone was even more shocked—no doubt, she was a "super-strength girl!"

Then, when Yue Yunpeng hit 390, the audience laughed.

Blushing, Yue Yunpeng begged the director for another chance and then hit 391.

"Your effort only added one pound—how heartbreaking," Jiang Siming commented.

That made the audience laugh even harder.

Then Wang Xun hit 500, and everyone assumed that was the highest.

Finally, it was Jiang Siming's turn. When he punched 1210, every single viewer in front of the TV had their jaws drop in shock.

Even the director didn't believe it and asked Jiang Siming to punch again—this time, he hit 1000 pounds.

The audience suddenly realized just how strong Jiang Siming was, and many started wondering if he was a boxer.

After the punching challenge, everyone received their respective tasks. Surprisingly, as a newcomer, Jiang Siming got the easiest task, making the audience see him in a new light.

Everyone boarded a bus to their task locations.

The first to get off was Xiao Yue Yue, who saw the mountain of goods he had to carry and turned to ask for help.

"Brothers, can you—"

Before he could finish, Jiang Siming shouted, "Driver, drive now!"

The bus immediately sped away, leaving Xiao Yue Yue behind.

The audience burst into laughter, their faces nearly splitting from grinning.

"Hahahaha…"

Everyone realized that although the show had just begun, Jiang Siming's witty remarks had already created so many hilarious moments.

His quick thinking and ability to set up jokes were truly outstanding!

The bus dropped off each guest at their destination until only Jiang Siming and Reba were left on board.

Feeling bored, Reba asked Jiang Siming to tell her a joke.

Jiang Siming asked, "How much of a 'rated' joke can you handle?"

Reba asked for something normal.

Jiang Siming then asked her, "When you go to the bathroom, do you use your left hand or your right hand?"

Blushing, Reba answered, "Right hand."

The audience also thought, "Of course, it's the right hand. Who wipes with their left hand? That'd be so awkward."

But then Jiang Siming followed up, "We all use toilet paper. Why are you using your hand?"

The audience immediately realized they'd been tricked and facepalmed in amusement.

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