Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss

Chapter 688: Chapter 662: It’s Really Too Convenient

Xiaoqian asked Minglang to pretend, so he did. After he pretended, Old Mai was fooled.

At this moment, Old Mai was in so much pain that he had lost his ability to think. Seeing Minglang also covering his stomach and claiming to be in pain, Old Mai couldn’t figure out if he had actually hit him.

“Shuixian, your bodyguard is truly remarkable,” said Xiaoqian to Shuixian.

“But…” Shuixian looked at Minglang with doubt. Why did she feel that Minglang’s performance seemed so fake?

“Not bad. Cherish what you have. Talent like this is hard to find,” Xiaoqian patted Shuixian’s shoulder.

Liumei looked at her brother with confusion. Others may not be able to tell, but she had been watching. He hadn’t been hit at all. What was her brother playing at?

Minglang winked at Liumei. His back was turned to Old Mai and Shuixian. Liumei immediately understood. Oh, Brother Lang wanted her to remain silent.

Fine, then she saw nothing.

Although Old Mai didn’t quite understand why this situation had arisen, the current development seemed favorable to him, and the crisis was temporarily resolved.

He didn’t have to worry about his vest being torn…right?

Xiaoqian exchanged a few words with Shuixian. Minglang walked over to Old Mai, who was sitting or half lying on the ground. In any case, Old Mai’s current appearance was quite ridiculous.

Minglang pretended not to see it and half bent down to extend his hand, “Oh wow, that’s not bad!”

“Thank…you…” Old Mai said while struggling. He suspected Minglang had an iron plate or something like that on his knees. It hurt so bad~

“But I feel like this round wasn’t satisfying enough. How about we go again?”

As soon as Minglang finished, Old Mai rolled his eyes and passed out…

He didn’t know if it was due to pain or fear.

Xiaoqian was trying to persuade Shuixian that Old Mai was a good bodyguard. Shuixian stared straight at the space behind Xiaoqian. Following her gaze, Xiaoqian turned around and was left speechless.

This damn Yu Xiaoqiang. Always causing trouble!

Why did he have to knock someone out when they asked him to pretend to tie?

Minglang shrugged. He had tried his best, alright? Who knew this guy couldn’t handle a little scare?

“What on earth are you two playing at?” Shuixian’s IQ wasn’t low either, and she had already understood the situation. Her so-called “elite” bodyguard had practically been killed instantaneously by Yu Minglang.

Looking at Minglang’s refreshed and spirited appearance, it didn’t seem like he had been beaten up badly. On the other hand, her bodyguard on the ground was a pitiful sight.@@novelbin@@

But why did Xiaoqian insist on saying they were evenly matched?

“Just consider him as Schrodinger’s bodyguard, understand?” Xiaoqian took advantage of Old Mai’s unconsciousness to say this to Shuixian.

Schrodinger’s cat was an inside joke between Shuixian and Xiaoqian dating back to the first day they met.

So many years had passed. In such a situation, Xiaoqian made this seemingly random comment, and Shuixian quickly connected the dots.

“You mean, he’s not-” Reliable?

Before she could finish, Xiaoqian made a hushing gesture on her lips, and Shuixian immediately understood that Xiaoqian didn’t want her to say anything more, so she kept quiet.

Based on the information Xiaoqian learned from her past life, Old Mai was a meticulous and cunning person who wouldn’t leave obvious bugs for others to find. No matter if he was by Shuixian’s side because he liked her or had ulterior motives, Xiaoqian believed Old Mai was determined to win.

Old Mai was willing to lower his status to become a bodyguard and must have extensively studied Shuixian. He might even have installed some special eavesdropping devices on her. Xiaoqian could only give Shuixian subtle hints.

Shuixian seemed to have no intellectual advantage infront of Xiaoqian— that was because Chen Xiaoqian was extraordinary, on par with the super-boss Lily Tang’s level. Although Shuixian wasn’t as smart as Xiaoqian, she had a higher intellect than the average person, or else she wouldn’t have been able to hold the Tang Family together in her past life. Xiaoqian only mentioned the secret code that the two sisters used back in the day, and Shuixian understood everything.Xiao Qian gave Yu Minglang a look, and he reached out to pinch Old Mai’s face, but changed his mind as a naughty idea came to him. He picked up a nail from the ground and jabbed it directly into Old Mai’s buttocks—

“Ah!” Old Mai jumped up in pain.

Yu Minglang approached with a caring, brotherly look and supported Old Mai with an expression of boundless love and genuine concern.

“Dude, how did you accidentally sit on a nail? Are you alright?”

“I suspect he might have practiced Golden Bell Shield and Iron Cloth Shirt. The nail won’t hurt anywhere but the egg. Bro, does it hurt?” Liumei had already learned to follow Yu Minglang’s rhythm.

Xiao Qian raised her eyebrows, not realizing that Liumei was also a talent. Yu Minglang nodded at her proudly.

Was there any need to ask? Although his sister might occasionally have poor taste in choosing a partner, she had been close to him since childhood, carrying on his expertise!

“I’m fine…” Old Mai reluctantly stood up, taking two steps back defensively while watching Yu Minglang, fearing that if he said he was not okay, Yu Minglang and Yu Liumei would use a nail to jab his egg.

What the hell was the Golden Bell Shield and Iron Cloth Shirt…

“Well, we’ll leave first. Shuixian, keep in touch.” Xiao Qian waved to Shuixian, and she walked away arm in arm with her mischievous brother, followed by mischievous sidekick Liumei.

Before getting in the car, Yu Minglang glanced at the spot where Yellow Hair had just been. The place was now empty.

“Xiao Mei, have you offended anyone recently?”

“Mai Hadi?”

“He doesn’t count.”

“Then no, any problems?”

“Someone just took photos of us from that spot with a camera, and I stopped them.”

“I’ve been very good lately, so it might just be someone taking photos of the night scene and accidentally getting us in the shot.”

“Good? If you were good, you wouldn’t eat fried chicken, watch the excitement, play with sand, and bite an egg.” Yu Minglang was referring to Oliver James’s incident. If Xiao Qian hadn’t offended anyone, then it should just be a coincidence. After all, Oliver James was still in the hospital recovering his egg.

“You get lost! That was a dog bite, I haven’t -” Damn! What did she just say!

Boss Qian’s face turned red, as she nearly said, “I haven’t had anyone else’s 4 pounds except yours.” Sensing the conversation going off track, she could feel the evil gaze of a certain man behind Xiao Qiang’s dark sunglasses.

After spending time with Er Ha, Boss Qian would occasionally indulge in some silly behavior.

“What’s this 4 pounds thing with my brother?” Liumei asked curiously.

“Don’t ask silly questions, child!” Yu Minglang glared at her. Liumei reluctantly nibbled her nails, wondering why there was such a big difference in how he treated his wife and sister.

“Xiao Qiang, contact a sketch artist to come to our house.”

“Why?”

“When Liumei first came here, she saved a woman in the park. She remembers the bad guy’s face, but the woman won’t file a report. So let’s have the sketch artist come to our house and let Liumei try to piece it together privately to see if it can help solve the case.”

Yu Minglang immediately made a phone call, but the artists were all busy today, so he made an appointment for tomorrow.

When they arrived downstairs at their home, Xiao Qian wanted to get out of the car, but Yu Minglang held her wrist, keeping her from moving.

“Liumei, you watch the house today. Your sister-in-law and I have some accounts to settle.”

Now that the serious matters were settled, it was time to discuss why Xiao Qian, a married woman, had the idea of a heterosexual spa in her head. This issue was significant, significant enough that Comrade Xiao Qiang felt it was time to establish some rules for her.

Well, she was only allowed to think about it.