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Chapter 488: Chapter 236 Dad, I Want to See Extinct Dinosaurs! [5000 words]_2

Xiao Wu, laughing, looked at Ye Fan.

Ye Fan was a bit stunned!

Did this little guy see through it?

Impossible!

What could such a young child know?

He knew nothing!

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However, seeing his own son laughing so happily, Ye Fan still wanted to ask.

“Son, tell Dad, what did you see that made you laugh like this?” Ye Fan asked patiently.

“I was of course laughing at you, Dad. You were so entranced by Mom just now, you almost drooled, don’t think I don’t know because I’m young, I know everything!” Xiao Wu said, proudly tilting his chin up like a little adult.

Ye Fan was taken aback for a moment.

Well played, youngster!

You could figure that out, huh?

But where did this little guy learn that from?

He even knows about drooling over someone.

Can’t help it, kids grow up.

But this reminds me of Little Fourth Ye Jie back in the day, both of them clever beyond their years.

At such a young age, they know everything, sly as can be.

From now on, nothing could be kept from him.

“Xiao Wu, you fibber, Dad doesn’t drool, and how could I possibly drool? At your age, you shouldn’t talk nonsense, and you’re not allowed to tease your own father!” Ye Fan retorted.

After all, he was the dad!

Is it really good to be teased by your own child?

Definitely not!

It completely undermines a father’s dignity.

How would he educate his children in the future?

This is unacceptable!

A father’s authority and dignity must be established!

“Dad, I saw it, don’t be embarrassed, it’s not a shameful thing. Mom is beautiful, and it’s normal to be mesmerized to the point of drooling. I won’t say a thing. Besides, the television shows much more exaggerated stuff than this everyday, I know it all!” Xiao Wu said nonchalantly, pouting his lips.

What’s the big deal?

He could tell his father was a bit embarrassed!

After all, the television shows far worse things, and it’s not like he hasn’t seen them!

So what?

“(⊙o⊙)… Uh,” Ye Fan was dumbfounded!

So, was it just himself being too sensitive?

The kid really had him at a loss for words.

Look, he replies with such a long retort for just one sentence he said.

He speaks so well, he’s left him speechless.

Finished, he couldn’t even win an argument with his own child, quite the embarrassment.

In his child’s eyes, he was just a lecherous dad!

Otherwise, why would his words sound so well-founded, so bold and confident.

Is this the talk of a child who’s barely one year old?

As expected, each and every one of these kids is not to be trifled with.

Ye Fan really realized there was no use explaining.

Let it be!

He couldn’t be bothered to argue!

“You child, why can’t you learn something good each day!” Ye Fan said sternly.

“Uh, Dad, I’ve got it!” The little guy immediately answered, his head hanging low.

In Xiao Wu’s heart, he still greatly feared his father, Ye Fan.

Because when his dad punished him, it could be quite severe.

He was certainly frightened.

Of course, when Mom hit someone, it was also very fierce.

“Mm-hmm, that’s being a good boy!” Ye Fan nodded, quite satisfied.

See, how nice it is to be well-behaved!

That’s what makes you lovable.

“Dad, I heard from my sisters that you took them to see animals, and I want to go too, can I?” The little guy asked expectantly, looking at his father, Ye Fan.

A pair of clear eyes, blinking, so bright and clear.

Upon hearing this, Ye Fan froze instantly!

How did the kid find out about that?

Wait, his sisters must have told him!

Well, well!

Although Xiao Wu was his child, he was still too young, and not everything could be discussed with him.

Kids are young, anything they say could be blurted out to others, which could lead to big trouble if overheard by the wrong people!

Ye Fan was not afraid of trouble per se, but he was concerned for the safety of his family.

If more people found out about certain things, they might use this knowledge to harm his family!

Such matters must be guarded against.

“What animals did you want to see? What exactly did your sisters say to you, and do you understand that trouble comes from the tongue? You need to be careful with what you say, you can’t tell everything to others, you know?” Ye Fan’s gaze suddenly became stern.

Xiao Wu, seeing his dad like this, felt a bit scared.

Did he say something wrong just now?

But it was his sisters who told him.

He hadn’t told anyone else. At first, when his sisters spoke about it, they told him to keep it a secret and not to tell outsiders.

But it’s okay to tell his own parents.

And he shouldn’t speak of it in front of others.

He remembered all that.

“Dad, I didn’t tell anyone else; my sisters warned me!”

Xiao Wu said somewhat aggrieved, his small hands uncertain where to rest.

Seeing his child looking anxious and scared, Ye Fan’s heart ached.

“Come on, let Dad give you a lesson!” Ye Fan pulled Xiao Wu to sit beside him, then had him relax and look at him, sitting face to face.