Reincarnated as Shino from Naruto but I’m a Girl?

It’s the first night I come home after defeating Choko, which I did directly after resolving the Konoha Crush. Not only that, I’ve been working on paperwork for several hours because my break between arcs this time is limited to a few days at best. I’m beat.

We haven’t officially moved into the Aburame household. There’s so much going on and we decided staying at Tsume’s place for now would be the least stressful for everyone. That said, I have one more obligation to deal with before I can relax.

Tayuya hangs against the wall with her arms and legs restrained by ropes courtesy of Tenten anchored to the ceiling and floor. She’s glaring at me.

“You can quit it with the hurtful gaze,” I say. “All I wanted was a simple conversation, but you people have to work all the fighting out of your system before you’ll listen to a word I say.” I remove her gag.

“Fuck you, bitch!”

I replace her gag.

“I’m sensing a lot of hostility here. Okay, is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable? A drink? Food? Nothing, huh? Are you sure?” I remove her gag.

“I’ll shove a kunai up your cunt!”

I replace her gag.

“It seems we’re at an impasse here. You have something I want but taking it from you by force would compromise my integrity. If I have nothing you want, then I suppose I have no choice. Release her.”

“Shino-chan, you can’t be serious,” Ino says, fists clenched, knuckles white.

“I am.”

“Tch,” Anko says. “We should kill this scum… but Shino-chan has made a lot of good calls that seemed weird at first.” She sighs. “As much as I hate this, I’ll allow it.” The Tokujo cuts Tayuya loose.

Then the rouge-haired girl removes her own gag. “Fucking morons. I’ll return with Orochimaru-sama to kill you all!”

All my good, Konoha-loyal girls grit their teeth in frustration as I permit our enemy to stroll to the door while mocking us. I know this is rough, but some things can’t be forced. “Is power all that matters to you?” I ask.

She grips the doorknob. “I won’t be affected by your retarded armchair psychology.”

Wow. Stooping to the r-word? She’s reached a new low. “I just can’t believe someone who was forced to fight for their life in a blood-pit tournament is this loyal to their abuser. It has to be fear, right? Or is it Curse Mark brain rot?”

“The fuck do you know, stupid bitch?” Tayuya releases the doorknob to face me. “Orochimaru-sama is the greatest. The strongest.”

“He’s a manipulative bastard who’ll say anything to keep you in line,” Anko says. “It’s promises one moment and threats the next.”

“He’s really intimidating!” Kin-Kitty agrees.

Tayuya does a double take. “Kin-chan, what the fuck did they do to you?”

The cat girl maid twitches her tail and grooms her ears as she replies, “Oh, please. This coming from the girl who’s conditioned not to orgasm without pain? I enjoy being a house pet; I used to be a disposable grunt.”@@novelbin@@

“Of course, trash-talent like you is disposable,” Tayuya scoffs. “It’s different for the Sound Five.”

Anko won’t let that comment slide. “No matter how bright your talent’s star, Orochimaru-kun will crush it that much harder. You know what he does to his host candidates, and they’re the best of the best. Holding a Cursed Seal just makes you an elevated guinea pig.”

“Whatever. I’ll tell Orochimaru-sama all about you cunts, and especially you, Kin-chan. He won’t let this betrayal stand; you’ll always be looking over your shoulder from now on.”

Kin does flinch at that. Her fear of that man is deeply ingrained despite the impracticality of him sending an assassin into the heart of Konoha for a mere Genin.

I stand by my woman and put my arm around her. Kin’s quivering ceases in my embrace. “I seem to remember Orochimaru-kun crawling away on his belly the last time he dared step foot in the Leaf Village. The Third’s last act was a curse to take his jutsu; I’m sure he’s having a grand old time sitting in his little lair with all his plans wrecked.”

Tayuya seems taken aback. It’s news to her since I put her in the bug gourd before she saw that firsthand. She sneers. “So, the Third is dead.”

I roll my eyes. “There’ll be a Fifth Hokage, then a Sixth, and then a Seventh, but Orochimaru-kun will die when he’s killed. You should stop idolizing that snake in the grass.” I tap my wrist and Tenten emerges from my body to be replaced by Sakura, who enters me and displays her version of the Macabre Bone Pulse on our amalgamated body. “Wasn’t his goal to acquire all Jutsu? He’s further from that day than ever, and I’m closer to that dream than he’s ever been without even trying.”

After all, I can access any Jutsu my kunoichi lovers possess by Amalgamating with them. This allows me to use their expertise with the technique as well. A few more steps and my harem will become a cheat ability equal to Naruto’s Shadow Clone training!

Tayuya’s eye twitches while Sakura departs from me as easily as she entered. I’ve actually shut the rouge-haired girl up for a second with this line of logic.

“How’s your sex life?” I ask as a non sequitur.

She frowns. “I get plenty of action, ya twat.”

I laugh. “Action, huh? The snake bastard left you with an inconvenient kink. When was the last time you climaxed?” Dead silence. Tayuya realizes how bad it sounds that she has to think hard about it and looks away. “You serviced all your comrades’ dicks but couldn’t get off yourself. It’s a real crying shame.”

“Let’s cut the goddamn bullshit already,” Tayuya says. “What the fuck do you want?”

I stride toward her exuding Pheromones. Now is the time to hit her with a blunt-force wave of desire. I stroke her tummy with one finger and say, “I want to have my way with you.”

“Eh?”

“Orochimaru-kun put fragments of a certain Kekkei Genkai in each of his Cursed Seals. The one you possess is the key I need to make something interesting. My ability allows me to extract bloodlines from a woman by implanting a special insect in their womb.”

She scoffs at me. “You want to put some fucking awful monster thing inside me in exchange for a cheap orgasm? What kind of a moron says, ‘yes’ to that?”

“Don’t think of it as a single solitary climax,” I say. “Consider it a lifestyle change. You’re going from risking your life for an asshole and servicing ungrateful dicks to bearing my spawn and pleasuring women who enjoy returning favors.”

“I’m straight.”

I throw another heavy dose of Pheromones her way while stroking a finger along her chin as I say in my huskiest, most sultry voice, “How about now?”

She shivers but meets my eyes with defiance. “You want me to be your whore?”

“The difference between a ‘whore’ and a ‘wife’ is love. I have an abundance of love, though you wouldn’t jump to ‘wife’ status immediately. That’s becoming a more coveted position from now on.”

“I’m the enemy of your Village.”

“I’m the Aburame clan Matriarch.” Tayuya blinks in surprise. “You can ask Kin-Kitty how I treat my enemies.” The former Sound ninja nuzzles into me and bites my earlobe with tender affection. Tayuya hones in on the bite and audibly gulps.

Hook, line, and sinker.

When Kin-Kitty proceeds to pass through me like water before emerging again, Tayuya frowns with resolve, then removes her tunic and skin-tight shorts. Her plain white panties, evidence of a pure heart beneath the years of villainy, are next to go. Last is her hat, which she casts aside to let her rouge-pink hair chaotically cascade down her face and shoulders. She puts her hands on her hips and glares into my eyes.

“I’ll give you one chance to persuade me. If I’m not satisfied, you can kill me or let me go, but I won’t fucking help you.”

I shrug. “Fair enough. Kin-Kitty, Karin-chan, rile her up. Anko-chan, prepare her for me.”

The violet-haired Jonin protests as I order her to pleasure her mortal enemy’s subordinate. “You’re seriously asking me to give this bitch head?”

“Just imagine the look on Orochimaru-kun’s face while you do her. What expression will he make when he realizes I’ve turned another of his toys against him and stolen part of his most prized Kekkei Genkai?”

Anko shows me a sadistic expression. “Alright, yeah, I’ll do my duty as a kunoichi.”

“Excellent.”