So I'm a Snake, Who Cares?

"6,200 gold, 6,200 gold, any more bids?"

The auctioneer looking at me while holding up the gavel to announce the sale.

I unconsciously moved the Viscount to raise the paddle.

"6,400 gold!"

Even if it was sold to me, I didn't have the money to pay.

But at that moment, a spark flew in my mind.

"6,600 gold has been bid... Ah, 6,800 gold!"

I raised the paddle once more.

Of course, I had no money to pay.

But the situation where the opponent was following every amount I bid.

Then, even if I couldn't win the auction, couldn't I at least make that arrogant Heaven Medicine Party suffer a loss?

"7,000 gold! 7,200 gold! Ah, 7,400 gold, 7,600 gold. Sparks are flying!"

This is the completion of a world where everyone loses.

I threw caution to the wind and called out another thousand.

"8,600 gold! Any more bids..."

Even the Heaven Medicine Party's underling, who had been calm until now, started to show a distorted expression.

Yes. I'm ready to bid more.

When I cast out the fishing line, he finally took the bait.

"10,000 gold! 10,000 gold has been bid!"

The time I could control the Viscount had already run out anyway.

「Connection with target has been terminated.」

And the Heaven Medicine Party only managed to win the auction for the bombs after spending an additional 4,000 gold.

"Sold! Sold! This is a historic moment!"

I'm sure it is. They sold bombs worth ten thousand gold.

Phew, I feel my energy draining a bit.

Actually, the real work was just beginning.

I knew where the bombs went.

The current priority was the two beside me.

'Ah, they're leaving.'

I could see the Heaven Medicine Party's old man across from me getting up to leave.

Looks like he's done here.

And the rogue guild masters on either side seemed about to get up too.

I need to start right now.

'Lilah.'

"Yes, master~"

Since my voice wouldn't be heard, to those around us it would have sounded like Lilah suddenly talking to herself.

And I gave the order.

'Destroy the passage.'

"Okay!"

Lilah moved like a storm.

It's amazing her suit didn't tear.

BANG-

And.

BOOOOM!

With each punch, walls crumbled and the ceiling collapsed.

And until then, neither Yoko Bounds nor the Two Rings guild master could respond properly.

Lilah blocked the escape route.

The door was crushed and broken pillars blocked the way out.

Yoko's side responded first.

"You bastards finally! Philicaks! Kill them!"

A sudden outburst.

And Yoko's guard rushed not at the Viscount or Lilah, but at the Two Rings guild master.

"You crazy old hag!"

Jungo also rose in shock.

His guard tried to stop the guard called Philicaks but was no match.

Philicaks drew a broad war blade from his waist and swung it.

His guard also drew a longsword to block but.

CLANG!

The power was so great that the blade was split in half.

Even after that, there was enough force left for the war blade to crush and sink into the guard's collarbone.

"ARGHH!"

"Jungo you son of a bitch, you tried to set me up here!"

"Hey you crazy old hag, are you insane! It wasn't me!"

It was a chaotic mess.

Meanwhile, Philicaks swung his war blade again.

SLASH!

The guard was cut in half by the diagonally swung blade.

Philicaks, drenched in blood.

And I rushed at him.

Chomp.

I bit his nape.

Philicaks grabbed the bite wound and.

"Uh, UWAHHH!"

Swung his blade wildly trying to cut me.

Quite a tough one. He must have high poison resistance too.

'Lilah!'

"Where to!"

And Lilah rushed in to block in front of me.

BAM!

Lilah grabbed Philicaks' war blade with one hand and his left hand with the other.

It was a moment of strength contest.

And Yoko shouted.

"How foolish. Philicaks is a warrior born with heaven's strength!"

Indeed, just the fact that he could match Lilah in a one-on-one strength contest showed his incredible power.

But her prosthetic arm had a hydraulic press.

Crunch crunch crunch!

Philicaks' arms twisted like pretzels.

I ended his pitiful life.

Stab!

By stabbing a dagger into his neck.

「Killed guard warrior Philicaks lv102.」

"Nooo! Philicaks!"

Yoko Bounds wailed like a tragic heroine.

And the Mudhouse guild master who had been watching from the side rushed in.

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"Die you crazy old hag!"

"Kuhek!"

What a mess.

She coughed up blood with a dagger in her side.

It was clearly a fatal wound.

Then I couldn't miss the finishing blow.

I pulled out the dagger that killed Philicaks and threw it.

Stab!

The dagger pierced between her eyebrows.

「Killed Yoko Bounds lv97.」

「Level up.」

Oh, level up.

Oliver, I've at least gotten revenge for you!

But I had another goal of finding out Oban VanKloss's whereabouts.

'Hey human, tell me where Oban VanKloss is. If you don't know, you die now!'

Lilah shouted to interpret my intentions.

The Two Rings guild master was dumbfounded.

"C-crazy."

But he seemed to have the situational judgment befitting a guild master.

He must know he'll die instantly if he doesn't speak now.

He hesitated for a moment then blurted out.

"He's in the depths, in the deepest part of the sewers, southwest of Nahagu. Go inside Heaven Medicine Party's medicinal water manufacturing facility and you'll find him. Take it or leave it!"

Really?

Thanks for telling me.

Now it's time for Oliver's revenge.

How did he notice that I was going to finish him off in one go?

Something clattered from his waist.

It was the bead he had been frantically rolling in his hand until just now.

And an explosion occurred.

BANG BANG BANG!

Blinding flash, it must have been a flash bomb.

'Kyaaah my eyes!'

As I shook my head in pain, someone grabbed me firmly.

"Master, he escaped!"

'What, how?'

"He bent his body and seemed to slip through a gap."

'Chase him!'

And Lilah probably broke through the wall.

CRASH!

Lilah ran with thundering steps.

When my vision recovered, I could see the surroundings.

Outside was already chaos.

The underground auction house's security personnel were running around in confusion.

And way over there, the fleeing Two Rings guild master could be seen.

Oliver and others were chasing him too.

"Catch hiiiim!"

Oliver ran while screaming.

Lilah and I also caught up beside him.

The Two Rings guild master ran for his life.

"Ah, aah, this way!"

His face brightened as he waved to people ahead.

There seemed to be subordinate guild members.

"Pandan, Pandaaaan! Save me!"

Oh.

There was a familiar face.

'Lilah, throw me!'

"Okay!"

Lilah threw me like a baseball.

I flew through the air and landed.@@novelbin@@

Right between the Two Rings guild master and the familiar-looking man.

"Aaaack!"

"Oh, isn't it Mr. Snake."

"Pandan! Stop them!"

If you try to stop me, you'll be my enemy too, Pandan!

I don't know if he understood my intention, but he just shrugged his shoulders and stayed still.

Good choice.

"Pandaaaan! You traitor!"

I coiled around the screaming Two Rings guild master's neck.