Novel Bin Chapter 23: They Pass!
Chapter 23: They Pass!
Students pick their own instructors? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
The Azure Dragon Academy recruitment notice for new instructors left me baffled. These were the new regulations they had come up with this year:
- Applicants who pass the background screening, interviews, and practical tests will be hired as temporary instructors for three months.
- Temporary instructors are evaluated by existing instructors and students every month, and the final successful applicants will be decided after tallying the final instructor evaluation score with students voting results.
- Successful candidates will then be entitled to a three-year contract with the school as a full-time instructor.
Is this the so-called vicious cycle of corporate slavery? Using the carrot and stick approach to make people work extra hard just to continue their contract?
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Even if we pass the first test, well only be hired as temporary instructors for three months. Well receive a proper monthly salary during that period, right?
Surprisingly, everything else is written in detail, but the answer to your question is blatantly missing.
Those cheap bastards
Good. Verrrrry good. So what if youre the Azure Dragon Academy, one of the murims Five Great Academies? Does that mean you can treat people however you want? Actually, yeah, you can. Fuck.
Still, letting students evaluate and grade instructors every month? Shouldnt it be the other way round?
Are they trying to tell me to curry my own students favor?
Whats wrong with that? I think itll be fun. Ak Yeon-Ho grinned like a clueless idiot.
I shot him an incredulous look and asked, Fun? No, its not fun. How do you expect to teach kids martial arts without making them hate us? Are the guys at the academy looking down on serious martial arts training or what?
Hyung-nim, youre really passionate about teaching, arent you?
How did you know that?
Youre acting just like my father did when he taught me martial arts.
And thanks to him, you became a peak expert at your age, right?
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Thanks to him, Ive never had a girlfriend before even at this age.
Tsk.
Hey, whats with that condescending look!
Anyway, Im in deep shit. As a former Blood Cult martial arts instructor, I have a habit of teaching martial arts quite harshly. Although its not to the extent where I physically or mentally abuse the kids, a mild amount of coercion and fear helps a lot in bringing out their latent talents.
Besides, isnt the whole point of martial arts to beat up someone else? Fantasizing about becoming strong without suffering for it is just wishful thinking. Only those who are good at getting beaten can get good at beating up others. Thats my theory, at least.
Wow, your thoughts are so old-fashioned! Ak Yeon-Ho commented after hearing my opinion on teaching.
Yeah, whatever I glared at the job posting disapprovingly.
Suddenly, a thought struck me. Isnt it school vacation right now? From what I understand, the Azure Dragon Academy is hiring new instructors before the start of the new semester. If there are no students, whos doing the voting? I asked.
Oh, that. Although the Azure Dragon Academy has two school vacations a year, about half of the students remain in the dorms instead of going home.
I see. Anyway, before we can even talk about the voting, we need to first pass the background check, the interview, and the first round of tests.
Yeah, youre right.
Why arent you reading this at ?
Moreover, the students who will be observing us from the moment we step into the Academy, so we have to be wary of the image were portraying all the time.
I guess
I placed a hand on my chin, lost in thought. Since the Azure Dragon Academy belongs to the orthodox sects, I initially thought that it would be enough if I just acted all uppity and scholarly like Confucius or Mencius, and quoted lines from them while teaching martial arts, but it seems like the competition will be much fiercer than I predicted.
Damn, Im getting fired up. As someone who not only survived the harsh competition within the Blood Cult, but came out on top, my desire to win has been lit.
Compared to all that bullshit I went through, the so-called harsh training of the orthodox sect softies is nothing. Even so, this is a new challenge that Ive never experienced before! Bring it on!
How many new instructors are they hiring?
Five out of more than a hundred applicants.
Five out of a hundred Since the interview is still three days away, should I just go ahead and kill ninety-five of them to reduce the competition?
Uhm, youre joking, right?
Of course, Im joking, dumbass. Im not part of the Blood Cult anymore, Im an upright person who follows the Murim Alliances rules Ill exploit every loophole I can find, though.
Hyung-nim, youre not going to give up because its hard, are you? Ak Yeon-Ho anxiously asked after I fell silent for a while.
Give up? Me? What are you talking about? I dont know the meaning of giving up. The corners of my mouth twitched.
If youre seeing this, you are at the wrong place.
I, the best martial arts instructor in the entire Blood Cult, give up in the face of a miniscule challenge? No. Fucking. Way. The moment that I give up is the moment I die. Whether its in the unorthodox or orthodox sects, I know that Im the absolute best at what I do.
Im going to ace every test those people at the Azure Dragon Academy come up with, and show them how unworthy they are of judging my abilities.
I was just thinking how I should celebrate after getting first place in the exam.
You sound kind of cringey, but I suppose thats still better than chickening out.
The interview was in three days, and the practical test would be held a week after the announcement of the interview results. I needed to prepare as best as I could within that limited timeframe.
Ive been practicing the Eighteen Strikes of the Outlaw regularly, so I should be fine with regards to outer arts, but if I could raise my Heaven Defying Divine Art to two stars before the test, that would be even better Theres no guarantee that Bok Man-Chun would be able to get the spiritual herbs I need within ten days though, so I should prepare for the test assuming that I wont be able to increase my inner qi.
Ak Yeon-Ho gave me a sincere look of concern and said, Whether its martial arts or the interview, one or two days more practice wont change much. We should focus our winning strategy on other areas.
Oh my god, youre actually saying something intelligent!?
How do you usually see me?
A young man with strong martial arts but no common sense?
Anyway, as Ak Yeon-Ho was born and raised in a prestigious family, he naturally had more information on the Azure Dragon Academy than I did. It would be prudent to at least listen to what he had to say.
You must first finish the pre-battle preparations. You know, Hyung-nim, ever since the first time I saw you, Ive been thinking Tsk tsk. Ak Yeon-Ho observed me keenly and clicked his welcomes you.
Why, oh why arent you making good use of your strongest weapon?
My strongest weapon? What weapon? Im unarmed! I stared at Ak Yeon-Ho absurdly.
However, Ak Yeon-Ho suddenly reached out and grabbed me by the wrist, saying, Nope, we cant delay this any longer. Lets go!
Delay what? Go where? I opened my eyes wide in shock at Ak Yeon-Hos unexpected act of familiarity.
Ak Yeon-Ho thumped his chest in frustration and replied, Where else? The clothing store, of course!
The clothing store? Why?
Please dont tell me you were planning on going for the interview dressed in that shabby black rag?
I turned around and looked at myself in the mirror, only to see a younger version of the (in)famous Handsome Prince wearing a black coat over a similarly black martial arts uniform.
Ive never been interested in fashion, so
Whats wrong with black? I asked.
Ak Yeon-Ho shook his head, tugged at my wrist, and groaned, Shut up and just come with me!
Eh? Uh For the first time, I was overwhelmed by Ak Yeon-Hos sheer conviction and blindly let him lead me along.
Well tidy up your hair while were at it! Oh, and your eyebrows need trimming, too! Dont you know that these days, even men have to work hard on their appearances? No matter how handsome you are, if you dont take good care of your face, youll look old and wrinkly in just a few years!
Youre too loud, my eardrums are going to burst.
In the end, I was dragged around by Ak Yeon-Ho all day long, only stopping to buy new clothes, shoes, and belts. I even ended up going to several shops frequented by women to cut my hair, trim my eyebrows, and buy cosmetics
If youre seeing this, you are at the wrong place.
Three days later, at the Azure Dragon Academy.
CREEEEEEAK!
The twin Azure Dragons engraved on the Academy front doors seemed to fly apart as the heavy doors opened, revealing a spacious training ground surrounded by buildings. A stern old man standing in the middle of the training ground shouted, New instructor interviewees, please enter!
It was finally time for the applicant interviews. For this day, many hopefuls had traveled to the Azure Dragon Academy, including village academy instructors and freelance martial artists who were confident in their teaching and fighting skills. However, when they saw the sheer size and majesty of the Academy, many of them were hit with a sense of intimidation.
Although the Azure Dragon Academy was ranked at the very bottom of the murims Five Great Academies, it still stood far above the schools in the boonies.
Stand by and wait for your turn! The old man shouted again as he distributed wooden placards with numbers written on them to the applicants on a first-come, first-served basis. Only a few people would be allowed to enter the academy ground at a time.
We will interview five people at a time. Please remain quiet while you are inside the academy.
As the old man expected, the applicants who had been excitedly chatting with each other immediately shut their mouths, including those who were waiting outside.
Tsk. A muscly young man with thick eyebrows stood on the roof of the Azure Dragon Academys First Dormitory, frowning and clicking his tongue in irritation as he looked down at the instructor applicants from above. There are a lot of applicants this time.
His name was Dok-Go Jun1, and he was the current President of the Azure Dragon Academy Student Council, as well as one of the Academys most talented students within the last ten years.
We already rejected half of them from the background screening, but most of the remaining ones are still trash, Tang So-So, a young woman with sharp eyes and the Vice-President of the Student Council, added.
Its probably a result of the Azure Dragon Academys poor reputation, but how dare these people apply when theyre not even welcomes you. If theyre weaker than us students, they should be immediately eliminated.
Both Dok-Go Jun and Tang So-So ranked among the few first-rate martial artists studying in the Azure Dragon Academy, and they were very proud of their skills. As such, the instructors they were searching for were those who could help them improve enough to defeat the students at the other Five Great Academies.
This years Heavenly Martial Tournament wont end the same way it did before.
Naturally.
For the past few years, the Azure Dragon Academy had been humiliated at every Heavenly Martial Tournament, and just last year, Dok-Go Jun could only clench his teeth as he watched his seniors get utterly crushed by the other academies.
It was then that he made up his mind. He would change the Azure Dragon Academy.
To do that, he first created the Student Council and persuaded the academy director to change the regulations for hiring new instructors.
This year will be different!
For the first time, new instructors would be evaluated and chosen by the students.
No more behind-the-scenes recommendations, bribes, and pulling strings. Only truly qualified people will be hired!
Right here, right now, he would judge the applicants and filter out the strong ones.
Unfortunately, the situation was much bleaker than hed predicted. As time passed, the disappointment on the twos faces became more and more evident.
There arent many masters.
Y arent you reading this at ?
Yeah, and more than half of them have already entered KYAAH! Suddenly, Tang So-Sos eyes sparkled.
So-So? Whats wrong?
So-So!!
Ahhn Tang So-So dreamily raised a finger and pointed in a certain direction, drool flowing out from her mouth. Th-There she stuttered like an infatuated little girl, even though she was commonly known as the Cold-Blooded Poisoner.
Her heart was thumping so loudly that Dok-Go Jun could hear it, her face was as red as a beetroot, and her breathing was getting more ragged by the second. So-So! Are you okay? he asked, concerned.
I-Impossible
Whats impossible?
That.
What? What the hell are you talking about?
There
Dok-Go Jun looked where Tang So-So was pointing, only to see two young men entering the Azure Dragon Academy together. One of them was tall and dressed in blue, while the other was of ordinary height and wearing red.
They looked like they had walked out of a painting. The sunlight seemed to focus on them, and the wind blew their hair in just the right way while creating a swirl of flower petals around them.
Kya
Awawa
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As all eyes fell upon the two young men, Tang So-So finally managed to say what she couldnt a moment ago, Pass
Huh? What do you mean, pass?
The Cold-Blooded Poisoner Tang So-So blushed and shouted, THEY PASS! Im going to learn martial arts from them!
Wat
Regardless of her reputation, Tang So-So was still a seventeen-year-old teenage girl.
Translators Note: HAPPY NEW YEAR! To a great 2023!
Dok-Go Jun: Two-word last name, Dok-Go. Jun means handsome.