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In Kong Haodong's eyes, Su Ruoxue's behavior was no different from going crazy.

If Ye Fan was really flirting around outside, wouldn't this be like deliberately sending her husband out to others?

Ye Fan said with a smile, "Ruoxue, thank you for your understanding. Rest assured, I will definitely protect Teacher Tang, and I'll come back early after dinner. If you have any questions, just ask Ling'er, she knows a lot."

"Mhm, Mommy, I'll tell you all about it later!" Ye Ling'er nodded earnestly.

Ling'er was well aware that two tigers cannot share one mountain; despite her young age, she understood many things. She knew that even though her mother Su Ruoxue had a big heart, if things were not clarified, Su Ruoxue would most likely overthink.

Therefore, Ye Ling'er planned to tell her mother Su Ruoxue the whole story later.

Su Ruoxue took over from Ye Ling'er and said, "Okay! I got it, then I'll take Ling'er and leave first!"

"Be careful on the road!" Ye Fan smiled.

Watching Su Ruoxue and Ye Ling'er leave, Ye Fan finally felt relieved. He had really been afraid that Kong Haodong would confuse Su Ruoxue with a few words and then Su Ruoxue would create trouble for him in a fit of rage.

However, his relationship with Su Ruoxue had always been very stable over the years, and Su Ruoxue was well aware of his character. What comforted Ye Fan was that Su Ruoxue didn't explode at the slightest provocation like other women might.

Tang Shishi also breathed a sigh of relief, surprised she said, "Big Brother Ye, I didn't expect Sister-in-law Ruoxue to be not only beautiful but also so learned and reasonable!"

"That's not too bad, Ruoxue has always been rather understanding of others," Ye Fan said with a smile.

"Damn it! There's no justice!"

Seeing that Su Ruoxue actually didn't cause trouble for Ye Fan, Kong Haodong was completely dumbfounded.

In his mind, if a typical woman found out her husband was fooling around outside, as a wife, she would usually get into a fight; Su Ruoxue's behavior was far beyond Kong Haodong's expectations.

Just now he thought Su Ruoxue would beat up Ye Fan, but unexpectedly, Su Ruoxue just took Ye Ling'er and left.

Ye Fan looked at Kong Haodong and said, "What are you waiting for, aren't you going to treat us to a meal? Come on, let's go!"

"Let's go, then!" Kong Haodong said with a dark face.

Now that Su Ruoxue had left, there was nothing he could do about Ye Fan. If he didn't take Ye Fan to the dinner location, Tang Shishi probably wouldn't go either.

To rebuild his image in Tang Shishi's heart, Kong Haodong could only grit his teeth and let Ye Fan follow along.

As they got into Kong Haodong's newly bought Maybach S450, Ye Fan continued, "What's with the dawdling? Hurry up and drive! If you dawdle any longer, we're going to hit a huge traffic jam! I just observed, and it seems like your prostate isn't so great, so be careful or you might wet your pants if you get desperate on the way!"

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"Scoundrel!" Kong Haodong was about to explode with anger.

Ye Fan dared to rush him to drive; was he treating him as his driver?

Yet, Kong Haodong had to admit one thing, Ye Fan was spot on about his prostate problem.

On regular days, Kong Haodong couldn't last half an hour without going to the toilet; otherwise, he would really end up wetting his pants.

Ye Fan scoffed, "Not going, are you? Fine, I'm not in a hurry either. But if you wet your pants later, I'm going to have a good laugh!"

"You're the one who'll wet your pants, your whole family will wet their pants!" Kong Haodong barked angrily.

Though he was verbally resistant, Kong Haodong still started the car and drove off, because what Ye Fan said was true—rush hour was approaching, and if he got stuck in traffic and ended up wetting his pants, it would be incredibly embarrassing.

Whoosh—

She slammed her foot down on the accelerator, and the three of them quickly headed towards the premier Western restaurant in Central Plains, Junyuelai.

Sitting in the back seat next to Ye Fan, Tang Shishi felt very at ease. She slowly spoke up, "Big Brother Ye, I heard from Ling'er before that Sister-in-law Ruoxue has always been gentle and considerate. I didn't expect that meeting her in person today, she was exactly as Ling'er described! I really envy you, Big Brother Ye, for marrying such a wonderful wife!"

"It's true; my Ruoxue has always been like that!" Ye Fan replied with a light laugh.

Tang Shishi continued, "And Sister-in-law Ruoxue is truly beautiful, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! Her looks could topple cities, her temperament is like an orchid, and she carries herself with a grace and vigor!"@@novelbin@@

"She's alright!" Ye Fan said, unable to suppress a mix of laughter and resignation.

Feeling somewhat worried, Tang Shishi asked, "Um, Big Brother Ye, because Sister-in-law saw me inviting you out to eat this time, won't she overthink it when we get back? I've seen other men who've made their wives angry having to kneel on instant noodles or keyboards when they go home, and some even had to kneel on durians! Will you have to kneel on a keyboard?"

"Of course not!" Ye Fan laughed heartily.

Though when he first married Su Ruoxue, they were poor and with next to nothing, aside from his father-in-law looking down on him a bit, everything else was fine.

Driving the car, Kong Haodong snorted dismissively, "Keep dreaming! You can brag all you want!"

He didn't believe for a second that Ye Fan held such a high status at home. In Kong Haodong's opinion, Su Ruoxue probably just gave Ye Fan face in public, and once they got home, he'd have a tough time.

"Believe it or not, I don't care!" Ye Fan couldn't be bothered to waste words on Kong Haodong.

The next moment, Ye Fan turned to Tang Shishi and said, "Shishi, stretch out your left hand, I'll read your palm!"

"What? Big Brother Ye, you know how to read palms?" Tang Shishi exclaimed in surprise.

Ye Fan chuckled, "Of course. Come on, let's see what's in store for you!"

"Well... okay then!" Tang Shishi hesitated for a moment before extending her left hand to Ye Fan.

To Ye Fan's surprise, although Tang Shishi was pure and pretty, her hands were not so appealing. Her left hand was wrinkled and even had some callouses in places.

Ye Fan, with his expert medical knowledge, could tell at a glance that Tang Shishi probably had never used cosmetics in her daily life. If she had taken care of her hands with cosmetic products, they surely wouldn't look like they did now.

Ye Fan sighed deeply, knowing that Tang Shishi had lost her father at a young age and lived with her sick mother, certainly enduring much hardship and suffering throughout her life.

Seeing Ye Fan looking somewhat distracted, Tang Shishi asked anxiously, "Big Brother Ye, what's wrong? Is it because my palm lines are bad?"

"Not at all!"

Ye Fan chuckled lightly and lifted Tang Shishi's left hand, saying, "Shishi, look, these three lines represent the life line, career line, and love line. Yours are longer than most people's and they don't cross, which means your life, career, and love will all proceed smoothly!"

"Moreover, according to your facial features, your first child should be a chubby son!"

"Really?" Tang Shishi said, utterly astonished.

Especially after hearing from Ye Fan that her first child would be a chubby son, Tang Shishi blushed with shyness.

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Of course it's true. Not only that, your second child should be a chubby daughter. You will surely be blessed with both a son and a daughter!"

"That's wonderful!" Tang Shishi said joyfully.

Although she didn't know if what Ye Fan said was true, in this world, who doesn't wish for a son and a daughter?

"Old tricks! You sly dog, Ye Fan, you wait for me. If you dare to touch the woman I, Kong Haodong, have set my eyes on, just see how I'll deal with you later!"

Seeing through the rearview mirror that Ye Fan had actually touched Tang Shishi's hand, Kong Haodong yelled out, his inner turmoil boiling over.